this thread is dedicated to the most awesome of awesomeness things, ninjas. post all your ninja comments/questions here. pirates can go to hell. ninjas kick pirate ass any day of the week.
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this thread is dedicated to the most awesome of awesomeness things, ninjas. post all your ninja comments/questions here. pirates can go to hell. ninjas kick pirate ass any day of the week.
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*throws a shuriken* "Ninjas rock!"
"AW! MY EYE!"
"oh shut up. You're such a wuss. It's only sticking through your head."
ninjas are the best assassins in the world :p , hehe. if you want to know of a really great ninja site ;) , visit Tenchu Checkpoint forums :cool: . it's a great place for Tenchu fans :fpenerg: and a lot of trivial ninja-talk :fpninja: .
Ninjas rock although a samarai would kick their butt anyday (damn them) but ninjas have stealth!*gets ready for recon missoin*12 shurriken...a katana bo with hole in as to fire a poison dart.......oops...did i say all that out laod(pls tell me how to spell laud)
Hai
I still can't find my ninja picture. :whimper:
i am the pink assasin!!!
....this makes me really sad doesn't it???
:p :p :p :p :p
Ninjas suck cause they like to be speedy and clever, not just muscular and offencive, and they alos killed this http://koti.mbnet.fi/jjtune/index/stuff/ninjas.jpg
guys family :mad:
I could be a ninja if I wanted...I have the speed, stealth and cunning of a ninja-fox. *Chops random person in half with her katana* By the way blackmageboi, loud is spelt L-O-U-D. Hope that helps! Byeeee!
*ruins the tread by making annoying comments that everyone is going to ignore* :greenie:
Well... exactly why would a samurai kick a ninjas ass any day? Being a samurai won't just give anyone some kind of super powerfull abilities and immense strength just like that. :rolleyes2 In fact... I would say that ninjas are more effective warriors than samurais. Samurais really aren't as great as most people seems to think. But whatever. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Blackmageboi
Anyway... Shadow from FFVI is the greates ninja ever. And the second greatest are these dudes:
http://www.rmlicensing.com/ENG/Ninja/ninja1.gif
Ninjas suck compared to pirates.
Ninjas just kill stuff. Pirates drink and pillage and burn. Y'arr!
ninjas dont just kill stuff they are used in information gathering missions basicly spieing
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Originally Posted by Jebus
samurai are good at fighting and tended to be physicaly strong and had the better made stronger weapons so in a one on one fight yes they would winQuote:
Originally Posted by Ultima Shadow
but i still like ninjas the best!
Bah, there's not much a samurai can do if he is hit by a shuriken in his head. Ninjas use a large variety of weapons and katanas are not as great as people seems to think. A skilled ninja wouldn't just fall like a flie against a samurai.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blackmageboi
Everyone seems to be overrating the samurais these days. :greenie:
ninjas exel at stealth killing im just saying in a normal fight with the same weapons its most likley the samurai will winQuote:
Originally Posted by Ultima Shadow
Well... if they both used shurikens, then I'm sure the ninja would win. The samurai would propably only win if they fought with katanas or something like that... but the ninja would still stand a chanse. Samurais are overrated! :aimmad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Blackmageboi
But ninjas are also overrated pretty often... as long as they aren't NINJA TURTLES that is. :cool:
A NINJA TURTLE would kick the ass of ANY samurai any day!!! :p
US navy SEALS wud kick all of those ninja and samorai sorry butts
ninja turtles are nice in soupQuote:
Originally Posted by Ultima Shadow
ninjas aren't strong:fpninja: , so they rely on speed and stealth :chop: . i like samurais too :jap: , but the ninja's cunning way of killing their victims :chop: would have them cringe and wet their pants :bgl: . i think the samurai is exaggerated too much as "invincible" :eyebrow: . never underestimate a ninja... :shifty: :goomba:
True, Preach sista preach!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Yuffie514
I can't believe I forgot about pirates.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jebus
Cool scale
Pirates: 9/10
Ninjas: 7/10
Ninja pirates: 18361640872648698657/10
What could be cooler than a ninja pirate? Y'arrrAYA!
Agreed. In fact... they are very, very far from being invinsible. Samurai is not the most powerfull kind of warrior, like alot of people seems to think. :rolleyes2 I have nothing against samurais. But they are extremely overrated.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yuffie514
A ninja turtle pirate, ofcourse! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by strawberryman
Pirates r teh sux.
Y'AARRRRR!!
*Kidnaps this thread and makes all the ninja lovers walk the plank*
We know what to did to the real RSL. This Rinoa loving imposters gonna pay for the pirate blasphemy!
Umm... Ninjas are really strong... and fast, and accurate, and they can use swords very effectivley... Hand to hand fighting is very important too. But mostly, Ninjas are good at sitting and watching.
Samurai are more focused on fighting battles for lords, so they train in swordsmanship and troop tactics with some basic hand to hand fighting thrown in.
Samurai are cavalry, Ninjas are Special Ops.
Pirates kick serious rear though...
Remember, September 14 is 'International Talk Like a Pirate Day'!!
Y'arr, ye bilge rats...
For some reason when i think of ninjas i think o konuichi from smurai warriors.and hanzo hattori
If any of you guys think that any silly samurai, or wimpy pirate can beat a ninja, please proceed to read on, and be proven wrong.
"Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (which means they can easily beat the crap out of any pirate, or samurai, whether it be hand-to-hand, open warfare, or toe-wrestling)
If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me."
I concur.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jebus
Is that a picture of you crazybayman?
Your wearing a shirt on your head... and holding a sword... outside...
I'd get arrested for that where I live.
No, I'd just get shot.
No DaremihC, that's not me.
Its a ninja. In Iraq. Hanging out with US Marines (you can see the Marine in the background). Of course, he's killing a wimpy pirate.
Bayman :D
Random fact about ninjas: A female ninja is called a "Konoichi" (not "kagero" as I originally said. Sorry for the mistake!)
Umm...Ninja > Samurai > Pirate.
I think Pirates are just a bunch of foul smelling, grog swilling, eyepatch wearing, peglegged, hook handed, plank walking, cat o' nine tail handling, masochistic, bearded oafs and although they score high on the cool factor, any ninja worth his salt would have one reduced to a headless wonder in the blink of an eye. I'm sorry, but when poor Peg Leg Petay goes up against the ninjay, I can't imagine any other outcome.
OMG! :eek:
He's gone and insulted pirates!
Though it may not seem like it, I do like pirates. It's just I don't feel they would as skilled in combat, that's all. :riiight:
"Like...Wizards!....NINJA Wizards!"
"I'm a Wizard!"
"Yeah but you're not a ninja"
:D
What about robots? Ooh! Ooh! Super Ninja Turtle Robot Wizard Samurai Pirates!! I'm gonna make a cartoooooon!!!!!
Yeah, figures those stupid ninjas would hang out with those wimpy Marine types. Let me tell you, us Army people in Iraq hang out with the pirates and it's a party! A big party! With rum, and pillaging, and CUPCAKES!Quote:
Its a ninja. In Iraq. Hanging out with US Marines
Random Ninja facts, series two:
The Ninja devised an ingenious method of telling time by using a cat's eyes. Since a cat has such sensitive eyes, they adjust frequently as the sun passes through the sky.
i saw this site i sucked! coz tey dont flip out or anything!Quote:
Originally Posted by crazybayman
ninjas arnt killing machines! they do nothing of the sort thaat is a LIE i tell you!Quote:
Originally Posted by crazybayman
i really hated that siteQuote:
Originally Posted by crazybayman
sorry if i offended anyone
The Ninja were Feudal Japan's equivalent of the special forces - various Ninja clans hiring themselves out for acts of arson , terrorism , assassination and espionage for the highest bidder.Among the purported abilities of the ninja were dark magic ( kuji-in) , invisibility,superhuman strength and speed,the ability to breathe underwater,hypnosis(saiminjutsu), walk or run for days, to be in two places at once and telepathy.The lore and secrecy that shrouds these formidable warriors mean much of the truth is really a mystery , but it just shows how with intense training in the assorted ninja arts, a simple peasant could become a near-unstoppable killing machine.
Jeepers, I was just kiddin'. I just got a kick out of that site. I guess I find the author's naive/childish/stupid/retarded humor funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blackmageboi
I'm pretty sure they were really just hired assasins.
BUT THEY WILL STILL CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF AND NOT EVEN THINK TWICE ABOUT IT!!!! :D
lol soz i just really hated that siteQuote:
Originally Posted by crazybayman
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Originally Posted by The Most Awesome Ninja Guide Ever
It's things like this that make life worth living. I bought the book, by the way. It's just THAT awesome, kthnxbaiNOOBS!
I'm telling you man, they can see you typing that!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Blackmageboi
Totally Awesome, and Totally Sweet. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Fuzakeru
Wait a minute....Quote:
Originally Posted by Cless
Why don't they just look at the sun? Ingenious?? More like... un... genious.
You see Mr Pah, from what I have gathered, the various stages of the cat's eye sensitivity act as a kind of ninja sun dial if you will. So, just as us lesser beings can tell the time more accurately using a sun dial than the sun itself, these ninjas can tell it more accurately based on cat's eyes. Do you see?
And besides, looking at the sun isn't big, or clever. You could permenantly damage your eyes, and in the worst cases, go blind. Don't do it kids! :(
Hmmm... maybe ninjas ARE more overrated than samurais after all...Quote:
Originally Posted by Itsunari 2000
Neither ninjas or samurais are as powerfull as many of you seems to belive and none of them have "ultimate power"
Uhh... you just called me Mr. Pah... this, I'm afraid, is a terrible mistake.
Its 'Pah!'
You need the exclamation point, it's really important.
I am not Pah! by the way... Pah! is a super-cool üb3r-l33t samurai... marshmallow... dude. I could explain but... I'll save it for another day.
Oh, and just for the record, no pirate, ninga, wizard, or any concievable combination of the three could ever touch Pah! because he is super cool and sexhayer than any of you.
A robot maybe.
You know what, you wouldn't believe it, but I actually originally put the exclaimation mark in there. But then I removed it because it may have looked like I was exclaiming the sentence, and not the "Pahness!!" of it all. Put two exclaims' in there to make up for the lack of one in my last post! There you go, I'm not such a bad critter after all! In future I'll call you "Mr Pah!" as when in quote marks, it makes a "Pah!" lot of sense.
I'll know for the future that now:
Pah! > ninja > samurai > pirate.
Nonono...
Again, it would be "Pah!ness!!"
See? Unseperable...
And once again... for the record:
Sumo > Robot > Pah! > Ninja > Wizard > Samurai > Pirate > X > Turtle > Gravity
interesting, Cless :jap: .Quote:
Originally Posted by Cless
once again, ninjas aren't very powerful, ;) but they are really good with their hands :eek: . what makes use of a telephone cable :mad: -- they can use it as a strangling wire :p or utilize it in other different ways. they're like animals too :greenie: , hanging on to ceilings and stalking their victims like a panther :D .
my interpretation of a ninja:
thief > assassin > spy > cat > spider > ninja!
Ninja's are the best! You my call me super cuttie ninja!
With my fencing skills, pointed Serpentine tongue and sexy charisma, I'm one chick you DON'T wanna meet on a dark night in an alley. I'll steal your heart AND your money, 'cos I need both. *Sticks tongue out* Pirates are crap. All they do is jump around like weirdos going 'arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr' and chewing their swords. So unprofessional. Actually, it sounds like fun! But my heart lies with the ninja, I'm afraid. No-one can seduce me away from it.
ninjas are so awesome, i could crap my pants. and whoever said shadow is the ultimate ninja is stupid, the ultimate ninja is OBVIOUSLY Ryu Hayabusa. not only is he the original badass ninja, but he destroyed gigantic alien/monster/demons things without having to level up. so there.
is that y the girl ninja in samurai warriors is called konoichiQuote:
Originally Posted by Cless
I never said that he was the "ultimate" ninja. Saying something like that just sounds stupid. Shadow is by far the BEST ninja ever in every singel way. And the thing about leveling up... I've beaten FFVI without leveling up at all with ANY character (except Gau who just went up 1 or 2 levels) and then kicked the ass of a GOD (Kefka).Quote:
Originally Posted by Excelsior
Besides... destroying gigantic alien/monster/demons is so UNORGINAL!!! :greenie:
There's a lot of fat ninjas on the internet.
I want to meet you in a dark ally at night. With our Pirate/Ninja skills combined, only Jojo could stand in our way.Quote:
With my fencing skills, pointed Serpentine tongue and sexy charisma, I'm one chick you DON'T wanna meet on a dark night in an alley.
*Giggles* Ya, okay. That sounds like fun. Who's Jojo? I'm sure we could turn him into a screwdriver or something... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
*Gasp* Blasphemy!Quote:
Who's Jojo?
For the pirate/ninja thing, why don't we just ask the master, Brian Clevinger, and learn all about how febreeze will make the difference.
Ya, except I hate Febreeze. It smells worse than the smell you're trying to cover up, which is why it works. I reckon that what we really need is a super-powered weapon of some kind...*Thinks to herself* How about a fridge-magnet? It may look innocent now, but behind it's inanimate exterior lurks a power so frightening, you'll wish you were a fridge...Well, I wish that anyway...UP WITH THE ATTACK OF THE FRIDGE-MAGNETS!
but but ryu is so much bestest then shadow. i mean, shadow just has a stupid dog and 2 lines in the game. ryu is all like "im so much more awesome then shadow its ridicoulous." and then he beats the crap out of shadow and shadow goes crying to his mommy.
I'd definetly be a pirate, they get to ravage ;) :D
shhhh im spying! :fpninja: :fpninja:
Ravage me, ME! Oh wait, that can't be a good thing...
Judging from these silly lines... I guess you never understood anything at all about Shadow. Maybe you never even completed FFVI with Shadow alive? And I guess you never watched Shadows dreams. Shadow is awsome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Excelsior
Shadow would cut Ryu in half and feed Interceptor with Ryus sorry ass. :greenie:
Samurai who have mastered bushido (kensai) would butcher a ninja in a straight fight but ninjas are great at stealth and assassinations.
Yes, I'm pretty sure the Ninja's sole purpose was always assassinations, which require stealth.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigbri2k5
These assassination speacialists could blow a poisonous dart through a straw, and stick it in your juggular, from 2Km away!! And not even think twice about it!! They would totally uppercut some kid if they opened a window. :D
But honestly, does anyone actually know what form of martial art the Ninja uses? Is it Ninjitsu, and is that actually a form of Martial Arts, or is it something just fabricated purely from movies? Or is it Juijitsu? And what's the big differences between a Ninja's martial art, and other forms like Karate, Kung-Fu, or Taikwondo? :confused: (Besides the expertise at using weapons, and creating weapons from such things as fridge magnets and telephone wires?) :p
Bayman
(I know, I gotta get me some kinda cool sig)
Ninjas rule! Especially me! :D
Samurai Jack just simply would beat all the ninja sorry butts. and i would also with my huge abilities of kungfu that i learnt from all the dragon ball books i´ve read:radred:
Kaaaa!..Meeee!!..Haaaa!!!..Meeee!!!!.... HAA!!!!!:save::save::save::save::roll:
Both ninjas and samurais are so overrated! Goombas, on the other hand, are extremely underrated! :goomba:
I totally agree... i shouldnt say this but (looks around all-paranoid-like) but my shool is creating super-robot-pirate-ninja-fighters or SRPNFs for short you probably think im crazy... but its true!!!!! oh and i think they gotta bring a super ninja manga soon! if they dont,I will!!!! :D
Do they know how to do kamehameha?
What's that? *Throws her shuriken at some random person. Person dies*
Kamehameha is a special ki-energy wave that you do by gathering tou ki between tou hands and shoot it with humongous destructive power.
KA ME HA ME HA!!!:save::save::save::save::save::roll:
Edit: look 8-bit teathre and the black mage does hadoken at the giants forest, its pretty much like that, except for the nuclear blast..
lol dragon ball z and G.T rockedQuote:
Originally Posted by KuRt
and recon(spying missions.Quote:
Originally Posted by crazybayman
yes they could blow darts into jugulars but that takes ages to be able to aim that well and not from 2 killometres awayQuote:
Originally Posted by crazybayman
um tae kwon do is from korea,juijitsu is the art of using the opponent against themselves karate is self defence and kung-fu is controlled fightingQuote:
Originally Posted by crazybayman
Thank you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blackmageboi
*Impales some janitor with his own broom*
so anybody know what type of marshall art a Ninja uses? :confused:
It actually is martial art but its said marshall art but i suppose they use silent assasin martial art :D
there is no honor in a nija......i would rather be a sameri.
nija and sameri? i´d be ss4gogeta
I am an experienced fencer, so whichever side gets me is the lucky one. As it stands, I'm on the ninjas' team, because I'm sneaky and stealthy and I get my kicks out of stalking my little brother. He is just soooooo easy to sneak up on and scare. It's really funny!:D
teehee it is ive tried!Quote:
Originally Posted by Social Moon Firesky
i like ninjas best cuz they are more stealthy and im ALL the games ive played steath is the key
Oh, yeah! Super Mario Brothers is all about stealth. :)Quote:
ALL the games ive played steath is the key
Thanks for the spelling lesson.Quote:
Originally Posted by KuRt
Oh, you forgot to capitalize your "i", and include your ' (Apostrophe) in "its". :D
Ninjas are soooo cool! I saw this James Bond film, in which a ninja killed James's Japanese 'wife' by dangling a bit of string over her mouth and pouring poison down it. Wikid!:D
I have been a loyal Ninja throughout much of my life, but as of late I have been finding myself acting more and more pirate like. It kind of scares me, but it kind of feels right at the same time. I mean I drink rum like its frikken water, I say things like "Ahoy", "Aye" and "yarr" and i love to blow things up.
Perhaps its time i put away the mask and scarf and grab myself an eyepatch...
*Gasps* Kill the traitor! *Draws katana*
LikewiseQuote:
Originally Posted by crazybayman
Spelling lessons are fun! ^_^