Magic the gathering: Eyes on Final Fantasy!

I'm bored out of my mind so i just thought of an idea, why not make magic cards based off the EoFF crew? Just make a card of the person above you. Note: If you havn't played magic (Though i doubt it..) look around on the net, pojo has an apprentice patch where you can download and play the game online for free and there's plenty of stradegy sites.. : D

B-Black.
W-White.
R-Red.
U-Blue.
G-Green.
Sense there is no-one above me i guess i'll have to make one for myself. Note: the spell picked to represent myself was accurate as my character concept is a sorcerer descended from the chtllue.. so naturally he has serpent, chaos, and illthid bloodlines.. (If you play D&D you'll get that..)

Hypnotism. B
Sorcerey.
Both you and your opponent choose and discard a card from your hand.
That boy is no good for you--HYPNOVISION!!
You cannot resist my roguish charm--HYPNOVISION!!
You suck at brainwashing--INDEPENDANT THINKER!! ~Jenny to Harvest Moon.

Will it have crocodiles in it?

lol!

Psychotic. GG
Summon Crocodile.
First strike. 2/2.
Will it have crocodiles in it?

Umm...

Jojo. P (for pink!)
Sexy.
Summon tons of fluffy pink bunnies.
Sudden death!
Magic is kewl ^_^

What the hell... I've never played that game xP

Through the power of my ever-knowing arcana knowledge i will edit your card to a magic card! mwaha!

Jojo G
Summon Elf.
When Jojo comes into play pay X life.
Put X 1/1 green squirrel creature tokens into play. The X is equal to the amount of life you payed when you brought Jojo into play.
Sacrifice Jojo: All squirrels get +1/+1 untill end of turn. 0/1.

Wierd. B
Sorcerey.
Destroy target tapped non-black creature.
This is it? It would be cute if it weren't so damn hideous. ~Harvest Moon.

Phantasmal Killer. B
Instant.
Destroy target tapped non-black non-artifact creature.
So beautiful, they should've sent a bard.. ~Strawberryman.

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Originally Posted by Harvest Moon

So beautiful, they should've sent a bard.. ~Strawberryman.

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:confused:
Oh well.



Strawberryman R
Summon... Strawberry?!?
End game when dead. ^_^
Sacrifice Strawberryman: Does'nt matter. the game ends anyway, Suckers.
One Dr. Pepper please.

I can edit you to a kick-ass you lose the game soon enough but have time to make-up for it card!

strawberryman. R
Summon Rebel.
Fading-3.
When strawberryman is sent to the graveyard you lose the game.
Haste. First strike. 3/3.

Fading: At the beggeing of your upkeep remove a fade counter from this permanent. When this permanent has no more fade counters on it sacrifice it.

Cid, Intoxicated Administrater Overlord-BUGRW
cost- BUGRW 4
summon legendary Administrator
2/3

BUGRW 5 ->(tap) target player discards all cards in his or her hand then picks 5 cards at random from his or her deck. all cards removed by Cid, Intoxicated Administrater Overlord are removed from the game.
Cid has a habit of getting drunk before logging on


hows that? i love this game so much, its so damn addictive.

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Originally Posted by Harvest Moon

I can edit you to a kick-ass you lose the game soon enough but have time to make-up for it card!

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and how would you do that?
Been awhile since i played magic...

A descendant of Cthulu? You bloody twink!

Behold the Void
4 Swamps 4 Colorless
Sorcery
Give target player 4 Insanity tokens. If ever the number of Insanity tokens exceeds 10, the player loses instantly.

I read some articles and websites about this game but still have little idea what it is.

Still, it's yet another big project for you so I'll wish you the best of luck.

Take care all.

I play Magic addictively and wish you would stop desecrating it with your ridiculous "cards."

actually if you go to the magic the gathering forums they do crap like this there all the time. i can make you into a card if you want.

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Originally Posted by Spuuky

I play Magic addictively and wish you would stop desecrating it with your ridiculous "cards."

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Shush, else you'll make them want to make cards in PS or something.

Magic lost its charm once Mirage passed, to me. Haven't played since Exodus, thankfully.

I wouldn't want to go to forums like that because then I would have to deal with the people who play that game even more than I already do.

Anyway, the cards they make usually have some semblance of reasonability. This is like making a custom card for Blackjack that can have any value you want between 4 and 10.

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Originally Posted by Spuuky

I play Magic addictively

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okay.

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Originally Posted by Spuuky

I wouldn't want to go to forums like that because then I would have to deal with the people who play that game even more than I already do.

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now wait a second. if you're so damn addicted to the game then you must play enough, and the people on those boards look at this as a hobby, not an obsession. you're just too uptight. if you feel this is too simple minded for you, then you don't have to read this thread and you can leave us "simple minded folk" alone to have our fun. 'aight?

I'm not too uptight, I'm too lacking in awful taste and not lacking enough in self-awareness.

whatever...

hey, i figured a card for me

YukiKiro-U
cost- UU2
summon Yellow Snow
4/2
-> (tap) YukiKiro does 1 damage to target creature or player.
didn't anyone ever tell you yellow snow is bad for your health?

Nerds. All of you.

errrr...AHA! i shall do what i do best and tamper with the rules... :bgl:

Yuffie R
HP: 742/MP: 139

stats:
str: 761%
atk: 768%
mag: 514%
spd: 818%
def: 710%
luck: 65%
eva: 703%
guts: 474%

attack:
:save: Shuriken...attacks close-range with shuriken!
abilities:
:save: Osmo-Drain (MP: 6)...draws and takes some of your HP/MP and adds to status.
:save: Steal (MP: 14)...steals a card from you and uses it directly!
:save: Throw (MP: 35)...long-range shuriken attack!
:save: Mimic (MP: 2)...copies opponent's previous action!
:save: Ninja Mind Control (MP: 40)...confuses opponent and makes them attack an ally!
limit:
:save: Shuriken-Do...dazes the enemies with a series of shuriken attacks!

Hmmm....
I'll give it a go...

_________________________
Pah! 3WWW_______________
Creature - Pah!____________
Pah! is unblockable.
1WW-Switch Pah!'s Power and
Toughness untill end of turn.

No one can touch Pah! Why?
because he is super cool and
sexhayer than any of you.
______________________2/6

It's 'Ultra Rare', Yo!

Played Magic for two days back in... what... '95?

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Originally Posted by Harvest Moon

Just make a card of the person above you.

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None is following this rule so far. :rolleyes2

Oh, well...

DaremihC. 2WG

Flying

3/4

DaremihC is a shiny, flying pancake that loves Pah!

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Originally Posted by Genius Lynx

Magic lost its charm once Mirage passed, to me. Haven't played since Exodus, thankfully.

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I stopped playing two or three expansions after Exodus. I still have my black deck, and my green and red deck.

I am now forced to make my obligatory "Legend of the Five Rings is SO much better" comment.

I'm a lazy sod but I kinda want a magic card made out of me.

theundeadhero. W
Summon Rebel Zombie.
Sacrifice a swamp: theundeadhero gets +0/+2 and first strike untill end of turn. 1/1.

Behold the Void. UU
Summon Human Samurai.
2/4.

can a card massacre your opponent in one turn?

i like red the colour of blood and violence is the source and solution to many things spell card plz

hmmmm.
boris no no P (for pink)
Summon flying hearts with razor sharp edges :radred:


man..... i dunno what to put now! :confused:
i wanna cool card! :cool:

Shoden
R(for red)
Summon and cast
summons a 5 headed Dragon which unleashes Shadow Plasma (darkfire)

Effects:instantly destroy all your opponents monsters on the field no matter the effect

Discard your entire Hand and skip 3 turns

boris no no. W
Summon Cleric.
T: boris no no gets +1/+1 untill end of turn. 1/1.

Trust me, that's uber.

Well... since none is following the rule anyway... I'll make my own card as well. :cool:

Ultima Shadow. 5BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

Flying. Trample. Unblockable.

10/10

While he's big, bad and powerfull... he's more often described as GREEDY!!!


note: This card sucks since you'll never be able to use it because of its extremely high cost. :greenie:

1/1

I'm a wussy!

i deent even know how MTG works lol

Shoden 05
10/10
B
kill all monsters on your opponents side of the field yet miss 3 turns after
theres risks ya gotta take and things ya gotta kill

Oh wow. I don't understand a word.

Resha HP: 1000000000000000000.

Oh no wait, that's Pokemon! :rolleyes2

blackmageboi
when put into play kills all monsters on field

Jesus
instantly win

damn you religious card!

How the crap did I end up as a samurai?

Budha
Miss a turn and revive all your fallen monsters

Find your inner peace and use it for good not bad

The cards Shoden makes are so hideously broken :D

errr i have more ideas all i need are names

Freddy Kruger
9R
put your opponents cards in sleep mode and kill them
I am your dreams and end

if ya wanna gimme names try pming me

shoden, that's almost as bad as godmodding the cards you make. even i think they have zero practicallity to them..... so here you go.

Shoden W
cost:W5
1/1
summon Godmodder

6: Shoden switches power and toughness with target creature until end of turn.
Jesus...instantly win
Shoden

now thats a card.

YukiKiro
Cost F3
7/7
Curse those GOdmodders

edczxcvbnm

Cost 0
100000000/1000000000
Trample, Flying, First Strike, Never Taps
Cannot be the target of Spells, Instants, Sorcery, Enchantments, Artifacts or special abilities from creatures or lands.
Transfer 1 attack and defense point from edczxcvbnm to give your self 1 life point. Use this ability as much as you want per turn.

and now for the quote.

"You just lost sucker!"

i thought u had to make a card of the person above u?

I didn't read the thread XD

BloodHunter11
Cost 1G
3/1
First Strike
Is unaffected by summoning sickness.
+1/0 for ever 3 forests you control

edczxcvbnm BBRR4
Summon Legendary Warrior
B: edczxcvbnm gains +1/+0 until end of turn
R: edczxcvbnm gains First Strike and Haste until end of turn
TAP, B X:Target opponent loses X life, and you gain X life, where X is equal to the amount of Black or Red mana spent on X.

"eds...edz...how do you pronounce that?! ~Giga Guess"

3/3

edczxcvbnm's Sword
Artifact - Equipment
Equip 3
Equipped creature gains +3/+1, and "Whenever equipped creature blocks or is blocked, destroy the opposing creature"

HeHe, M:TG you may call me obsessive, bit its not my fault that i have over 6000 cards.

Giga Guess 1RR

Creature-Guess

R tap: deal X damage where X is
equal to have of the targets life/toughness.

2/2

I'm RED?! I had myself pegged as more a White/Green type...:p

Giga Guess 2GG
Summon Guess

2: target creature gets first strike until end of turn
1/3

YukiKiro 2WU

Summon Legend
Yukikiro has First Strike and Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause YukiKiro to tap)
UU: YukiKiro is unblockable this turn. Return YukiKiro to your hand at the end of the turn

3/1

theundeadhero

Cost: 3 swamp

3/3

Regenerate

Drudge Skeleton Commander
Even the forces of Darkness have their heros.

i've never actually play MTG or know how to play it

George W Bush
2/2
Summon: Weapons of Mass Destruction
flip a coin if tails wipe out your opponents spells if heads wipe out your entire side of the field
I'm america's greatest president hahahahahahaha



Shoden
8/8R
Monster effect:
destroy 2 monsters on your side of the field and wipe out 3 of your opponents monsters
everyhting has some sort of price even life and victory


better? i was kidding around for gods sake why the hell did you go so retarded on me sheez cant i have any fun here? am i bastard you people want off eyesonff? what is it? do you want me to die? retire from gaming? dueling?

what is it with people here? everytime i express oppinions or joke around i get flamed that isn't very nice at least you could say it in a better way