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Proto just told me all my threads were too generic, probably still sore over his campaign loss. But maybe not.
But anyways, the point is, I proceeded to defend myself by telling him his face was too generic. We all had a giggle.
Have you ever been called something, or had something said to you that was intended to be offensive, but just turned out funny and/or stupid? Have you ever called someone something stupid for lack of wit? How did that make you feel.
Err, not sure if it counts, but I can do a pretty good impersonation of an old guy saying: "I'll kick you in the pants". It's a lot funnier sounding than what it looks, I swear.
That made me lol like for real.
I'm full of non-offensive insults. For an example, "Pull up your pants before the fashion police arrests you."
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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Recently, my friend has taken up saying "Your face" to every insult I throw at him. It's fairly annoying, because, apparently, it beats all. =/ Or that I/she/he/they have been "dominated" "right in the teeth". He's compltely serious, yes, but nobody takes him seriously.
:D
kikimm, that made me laugh really hard too. The "dominated" "right in the teeth". Wonderful :D
Your mom is a non offensive insult :|
Where have I heard "your face" before? Not too sure. :confused:
I never intentionally say offensive things, unless I am totally pushed to the limit! There was this one time, that my friend was really rude to me, so I told him "Shut up, you a'hole." I certainly showed him! ;)
He was shocked because I'd never insulted him in is his life, so we had a laugh about about it afterwards! :D
"Ur Ghey."
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Originally Posted by Jojo
Any sort of Snizzism is a fun insult, and they're never offensive. Let's all embrace Snizzism, shall we?
I'll embrace YOUR Snizzism. :love:
I saw ur mom on the internet.
me and my brother pass around 'your mom' insults to each other... some times my mom does too... It's true.
It's also funny.
Laugh.
You are a bad man, and i will ...Quote:
Originally Posted by DMKA
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KNOCK YOU DOWN!
I always tell my bro "ur momma". :DQuote:
Originally Posted by DaremihC
Isn't that redundant?
You're face is redundant...
Redundantly stupid! HA!
Your taxes reek of unitemized deductions.
meat_puppet_is_gay
you anal taking uber dog spit guzzling monkey person
the best oblique insult is to call someone or something "interesting"
:D!Quote:
Originally Posted by Quina
we used Your Face for a long time.
and for a while, until I forgot them, I'd call people stuff like 'refrigerator' in some language, hebrew or something. Actually, I forgot it before I got to use it very often.
My friend's mum once said that I had behavioural problems once. When my friend told me that, I cracked up laughing! It's one of the funniest things someone's ever said about me. Mind you, I can see why she said that...Hmmmmm, maybe I shouldn't have...Spanner-puss and twazzock are what I usually call people. And twonk, but I got that off Red Dwarf. My dad calls me 'Cupboardy' as a cutesy insult, and I always reply with 'Pring'. Do they count? :D
My mom is a total offender. She embarrasses me way too much . Or threatens. :mad2: :cry: :(
My mom is embarrassing. Does that count?
EDIT: Please don't double post. Use the edit button instead. -Antigone
Yeah? Well... you're a....... double poster! and you smell! (like that?)
Ah have you lost some weight? You don't look as fat as you did before.
Aimed at = Boris No No. :D
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Time for a chav insult that doesn't hurt anyone but chavs- Yer Mum
That's not very nice. :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
Yeah I know... I don't like myself very much.
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You smell! :p
Basically any "Yo Momma" joke.
My sister's general retort is "I'll bite you! I will!"
I like those 'you're so stupid' jokes. Me and my friends are always saying them to each other in lesson, and then we get sent out for laughing, 'cos we have some really paranoid teachers in our school. Blackmageboi likes those sorts of jokes as well.
Me and my buddies always tossed around the "your sister" jokes......just substituting "your sister" for "your mom", because "your mom" jokes began to get old......
Your friend, while having difficulty opening his beer, says: "jeez, this beer stopper is tight..."
you say: "your SISTER isn't tight!"
ha ha....ho ho......he he........neh
Juice-arse
THAT has to be my personal favorite
I create my own insults. Recently, I've been going up to my friends and rndomly saying stuff to them. Take this humorous incident in Physics for example:
Me: Dermot...(My friend's masculine name)
Dermot: What?
Me: (Wait until I have eye contact) You smell.
Dermot: (Doesn't bat an eyelid) Do I really...
Me: Yeah. Of(I ususally use 'jumpers'):D
Then me and Dani laughed our heads off, 'cos it was weird.