So uh, Michael Jackson died 20 years ago?

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03-22-2005, 07:29 PM
KuRt

So uh, Michael Jackson died 20 years ago?

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4111

What do you think about this? i find it very bizarre..
http://www.theonion.com/images/429/article3150.jpg
Above: The creature that claims to be Michael Jackson.

not the pic, but the whole thing
03-22-2005, 07:33 PM
Meat Puppet

They split bodies, like Buu on dragon ball z.
03-22-2005, 07:33 PM
rubah

Believing the Onion is worthy of being smacked.

it's some of the few satire I can actually read because it's so blatantly false.
03-22-2005, 07:35 PM
Psychotic

Someone should tell the investigator to get out of the way of that train or else it's going to eat him.
03-22-2005, 07:38 PM
KuRt

:lol::lol::lol::lol: Why do you have to be so funny, psycho?
I wanaa join BAoTW..
03-22-2005, 07:41 PM
boris no no

i want a glove just like that! :D

i just started to listen to jackson.....scary! :eek:
*beat it, just beat it!*
03-22-2005, 07:43 PM
Erdrick Holmes

I wouldn't be surprized.
03-22-2005, 07:49 PM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by KuRt

:lol::lol::lol::lol: Why do you have to be so funny, psycho?
I wanaa join BAoTW..

You've never seen small plasticy trains eat people? Oh, my friend, you do NOT want to get involved in that kinda stuff believe you me. *shudder*

And if you want to do that, send me a PM about it and I'll see what I can do. ;)
03-22-2005, 07:51 PM
Rye

Plastic surgery = :(
03-22-2005, 07:51 PM
Destai

I looked at this thread from the main index and it read

Quote:

So uh, Michael Jackson died

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
03-22-2005, 08:14 PM
KuRt

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

And if you want to do that, send me a PM about it and I'll see what I can do. ;)

I already did and you said that maybe if i post on a thread that is ment to be recruiting guys to BAoTW, then yes. But the thread was closed and you said that beacuse i voted for you guys you should mention me in the victory speech but you guys didn´t win, so what should we do?
03-22-2005, 08:15 PM
Psychotic

We should murder the #eoff party and maybe steal their candy too, but the last bit might be a bit extreme.
03-22-2005, 08:16 PM
Shlup

That was a great article. :fpexdee:
03-22-2005, 08:21 PM
gokufusionss1

Jackson is indeed dead, the thing on trail is infact a heavily camoflaged "Bubbles" he's been the mastermind behind the jackson phenomenom, and he didn't abuse those kids he was just playing monkey games with them.
03-23-2005, 12:38 AM
YukiKiro

that, is the largest hunk of bs i've ever seen. now i understand free speach and all, but lets draw a :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: in' line here
03-23-2005, 12:43 AM
Gwelenguchenkus

Quote:

Originally Posted by YukiKiro

that, is the largest hunk of bs i've ever seen. now i understand free speach and all, but lets draw a :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: in' line here

Do you know what satire is? This is a joke. I don't even know how you could possibly think this article was even TRYING to be serious.
03-23-2005, 12:52 AM
crashNUMBERS

I thought he died once he looked in that fruity tute peter-pan mirror of his...
03-23-2005, 01:01 AM
eestlinc

once again the Onion is right on the mark.
03-23-2005, 02:00 AM
SilverWind

Ummm...That really confused me...
03-23-2005, 02:18 AM
FightClubFan#47

Quote:

Originally Posted by KuRt

I already did and you said that maybe if i post on a thread that is ment to be recruiting guys to BAoTW, then yes. But the thread was closed and you said that beacuse i voted for you guys you should mention me in the victory speech but you guys didn´t win, so what should we do?

Quote:

Originally Posted by BAoTW Website

SOMEONE ELSE! HELLO SOMEONE ELSE! I know you exist! I've forgotten who you are. I know someone else joined during the elections, but due to all the billions of PM's I got I forgot who you are. Tell me! Sorry. TELL ME :D

Nuff Said
03-23-2005, 04:01 AM
rubah

Quote:

Ummm...That really confused me...

You must not be familiar with the onion.

It's the premiere satire site on the internet.

Don't worry, I have trouble not taking it seriously too-_-

Unless it's blatantly obvious^^;
03-23-2005, 04:39 PM
Itsunari 2000

What is the world coming to ?
03-23-2005, 05:12 PM
KuRt

Quote:

Originally Posted by Itsunari 2000

What is the world coming to ?

Armageddon.
03-23-2005, 06:48 PM
Blackmageboi

Quote:

Originally Posted by KuRt

Armageddon.

yup its all just another sign of the apocoliipse....

wako jacko dead that does explain alot!
03-23-2005, 06:58 PM
KuRt

Jacko really has been wacko for a little time
03-24-2005, 12:12 AM
crashNUMBERS

It's like he has his own program. Let me demonstrait...

*little boy walks up to him*
LB: Mister jackson what does molestation mean??
MJ: Here lemme show you.

I mean how many kids does he molest a day??