[P] Smurfing Eyeson

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03-23-2005, 02:01 PM
Citizen Bleys

[P] Smurfing Eyeson

Smurfing Eyeson by Citizen Bleys
A parody of "Bloody Orkneys" by Hamish Blair

This smurfing board's a smurfing joke
The smurfing Knights are snorting coke
The smell would make you smurfing choke
In smurfing Eyeson

Half the threads are smurfing spam
The smurfing folks don't give a damn
The server's got no smurfing RAM
In smurfing Eyeson

The smurfing n00bs are smurfing pains
Unne smites in wrath with smurfing canes
The staff has got no smurfing brains
In smurfing Eyeson

The smurfing mods are smurfing rude
And smurfing ed is smurfing crude
And BoB is in the smurfing nude
In smurfing Eyeson

The smurfing oldbies spam by spree
Until shut down by smurfing Lee
You'll laugh so hard you'll smurfing pee
In smurfing Eyeson

Feedback's filled with smurfing sorrow
Yams'll post there, on the morrow
Your troubles share and smurfing borrow
In smurfing Eyeson

Del Murder thinks he's smurfing "leet"
And WesLY's tricks are smurfing neat
And Shlup'll take the smurfing heat
In smurfing Eyeson

Most smurfing fun is RSL
When he smurfing posts "smurfing hell"
You'll never break the smurfing spell
In smurfing Eyeson

And a stanza added later by irate Eyesoners...
Bleys is such a smurfing bore
He's not an admin here no more
We're gladdened to the smurfing core
In smurfing Eyeson
03-23-2005, 03:28 PM
Social Moon Firesky

LMAOATBOA! OMG! That was sweet! Is 'smurfing' a substitute for the F-word?
03-23-2005, 03:29 PM
Loony BoB

Oh my God I love you.

EDIT: http://www.eyesonff.com/members/wiki...SmurfingEyeson :)
03-23-2005, 03:51 PM
Raistlin

Hahahahahahahaha

Your best work yet, Bleysie-poo. :love:
03-23-2005, 03:54 PM
Citizen Bleys

Quote:

Originally Posted by Social Moon Firesky

LMAOATBOA! OMG! That was sweet! Is 'smurfing' a substitute for the F-word?

Yeah, if you drop the f-bomb, the board autofilters it to "smurfing"

I originally wrote it with "smurfing," not the f-bomb.
03-23-2005, 03:57 PM
Raistlin

So when the filters are changed(to, say, trouting), it won't make any sense. xD

Oh, and Bleys, where did this come from? Your poems for tGA were wince-worthy. But you're a natural! :p
03-23-2005, 04:02 PM
Citizen Bleys

It's easier to write parody than come up with an original, prophetic-sounding verse.
03-23-2005, 07:36 PM
The Captain

Great, great work good sir!

Take care all.
03-23-2005, 07:50 PM
Citizen Bleys

Don't call me sir, I work for a living ^^
03-23-2005, 08:22 PM
Miriel

Brilliant. ^_^
03-23-2005, 09:00 PM
FallenAngel411

LOL LOL LOL that was amazingly funny...so, the filters automatically change the F bomb eh?

smurfing

edit: hey, it worked!!! :D
03-23-2005, 09:07 PM
Social Moon Firesky

Hey, let me try!
Smurfing hell!

You're right! :bigbiggri :bigbiggri :bigbiggri
03-23-2005, 10:41 PM
Dking'squeen

n.n
03-24-2005, 12:33 AM
Rase

Very funny. Good work Bleys.
03-24-2005, 06:20 AM
Shlup

That's hot.
03-24-2005, 07:37 PM
Citizen Bleys

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

So when the filters are changed(to, say, trouting), it won't make any sense. xD

But you see, then only newbies who aren't around yet won't understand it, and we can use that to make them feel inferior. It's a win-win situation!
03-25-2005, 07:00 PM
Ouch!

<3
03-25-2005, 09:01 PM
eestlinc

Shlup certainly has taken the heat so far :D
03-28-2005, 10:23 AM
Citizen Bleys

Aye...making fun of the swear filter turns into mocking Shlup on one of the occasions I actually agree with her ;-;
03-28-2005, 08:48 PM
-N-

Who's Lee? Leeza?
03-29-2005, 10:06 AM
Nod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys

But you see, then only newbies who aren't around yet won't understand it, and we can use that to make them feel inferior. It's a win-win situation!

kweh.
good parody :p :D
03-29-2005, 10:59 AM
Citizen Bleys

Quote:

Originally Posted by princeofdarknez

Who's Lee? Leeza?

Aye, in short form. With the -za it doesn't rhyme, though.