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Ever committed any crimes? I mean nothing of the serious stuff, well in my younger days
(keeping in mind that I'm practically decaying, I'm 18 :D) I used to do all sorts of... well, outside the law stuff.
Minor candy theft, bike theft, stealing skateboards and then destroying them... public fighting (OF COURSE I WON). :D
But lets not get too deep into my sorted past. :sad:
YOU? Anything you wanna share?
:shifty:
I've stolen quite a few times in my past... I habitually trespass on private property... and I've been in a public fight (I won, too!).
Nothing serious though.
yeah i will be 18 in july and about 2 years ago i tryed to stab my dad with a knife and then last school year i got perminitly expelled because i brought a BB gun to school and shot a little kid.
Public Drunkenness.
I used to steal 'small' things from shops, until I was about 12. I was always getting into trouble as a kid too, for trespassing on private land, and for harrassing this horrible, old guy that was really evil to us. Also, I'm always getting in trouble at school for stuff. I graffitied a wall and set fire to my Physics book in Yr 10, but that's all behind me now. I do occasionally write my name or my tag or something on walls or tables, but only 'cos I'm bored.
Hm.
Nothing to get me arrested.
But once when I was 10 some boy slapped my butt and I broke his nose.
Good for you! What a perve. I got into a fight with a boy when I was 10, and we both punched each other in the gob. He cried first though...heh heh heh. I'm a pacifist now though.
Some kid called me fat and I kicked him in the leg. The next day he came to school he had a giant purple bruise on his leg...
The usual.......
Public drunkeness, many times.
Fights (lost one as a 7 year old, won one as a 13 year old!)
Raided someones vegetable garden (onions, potatoes, raddish, things that make good projectiles), and proceeded to bomb their neighbours house with the vegetables. They must of thought they were in Super Mario 2 with all the onions and carrots flying around. This incident earned me a visit by my friendly neighbourhood police officer.
Was actually tossed in the back of a cop car while on a pub-crawl. I was puking outside a bar, with a beer in my hand, right beside a ghost-car. Just my luck. They let me go with just a warning, due to my cooperation.
yep, me and my friends were IDIOTS while growing up.
Nothing really major. Downloading of some mp3's, a few movies and ROM images of those games I was never able to get before. That's about it, I guess.
The usual public drunkeness.
I used to "hallucinate" and go spray paint public property, to include my high school.
I got arrested when I was 16 for being out past curfew. woooooooo!
Nope, I am an angel :love:
My friend is really into smashing windows at the moment. He threw a can of de-icer at his garage window. Lol, that was funny.
Yeah me too! Just a few slaps to some guys!
Some minor theft and fraud, nothing more. :D
oh, wait, does software piracy and downloading mp3s count?
EDIT: How about regular piracy? Treason?
Criminals. :cry:
... I'm surrounded by tresspassers of the law. :(
noooo :rolleyes2Quote:
downloading mp3s count?
All my crimes were committed with 0s and 1s.
Oh, and pumpkins, and golf carts.
Public fighting, shoplifting.
The usual, Graffitii'ing on tables with protacters..getting caught.. being sent to Head of lower school.. :cry:
evil..evil woman...
When I was 4, I stole a toy frog! :(
well, i once stole some micromachines out of an open package. and besides me, over last summer someone stole my sister's bike and left theirs for us.... let me tell you it was no peice of work either.
Let's see... I'm quite a masterful clepto.
I've made it out of restaurants with the usual silverware, but on occasion I'll walk out with a plate or two. If I'm in the moood I'll steal small things from random places.
And then there's the usual underage drinking. I enjoy doing that.
I'm a good girl :rolleyes2
...or so I'd like you to think.
driving without a license, car theft(thank god my mom didnt press charges on me :p ), distributing cigerettes to a minor(most retarded thing iv ever gotten im still 15!!!!!!!!), possesion, underage drinking
umm iv stolen lots of things but only got caught once and that was in like 6th grade and i outran teh lazy manager of CVS :cool:
That's the funniest thing I've read since the BNA Act.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jojo
>>> I poisoned a dog when i was 8.. and then i tried to poison myself.
thats all..
Well I've stolen ALOT in the past, but was never caught. I was sent to Juvi for 'something' when I was 13, but I'm not about to discuss that here.
Never been charged, but vandalism, theft, trespassing, assault, and a slew of things I really can't mention in a family forum.
Is this a family forum?
Underage drinking, speeding, I guess you can say fraud but not the kind that hurts anybody, forgery (again, not the kind that hurts anybody).
I don't understand shoplifting at all. Bad people. *passes judgement and smites*
I suppose all of those nights at rabu hoteru were technically illegal, too. *nodnod*
>=O How am I NOT a good girl?Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
I've seen your picture... you're Asian right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jojo
Hence= Bad girl. :D
The usual I suppose, speeding, doing the California Role, turning on red lights (you can't make left turns in LA otherwise >_>). I've participated in vandalism, but that's tradition so no one really cares. I stole a Micky Mouse toy from Disneyland when I was 14. Felt awful about it for ages until I realized that Disney is kinda evil.
Oh yeah and the underage drinking thing too. But that doesn't occur very often and I really do believe that if you can fight a war at 18, you should be able to drink at 18 too. Besides, it's virtually impossible to control that kind of thing on a College Campus, and I'm pretty sure that our security has stopped trying.
I don't think I have ever done anything illegal that was really hurtful to someone else.
But you tried! Remember that one Christmas where you tried to send me anthrax "mints"? :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
Last I checked, yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
No I'm German. *serious look*Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
But you look Asian... like me. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Jojo
I broke into my own house several times (locked the keys inside the house. D'oh!)
You smoke and you drink and you swear and you push old ladies into rush-hour traffic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jojo
I've done that, too. x)Quote:
Originally Posted by K-chan
Same here. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Misfit
Attempted murder and murder are two very different things. =)Quote:
Originally Posted by Misfit
I stole from a local conveniance store when I was 11 or 12 and my brother ratted me out to the parents. I'm glad he did, though. It was the first and last time I stole anything.
I've had bikes stolen from me, and I can't comprehend how someone can be so selfish. I've also had people walk right into my house, into my kitchen, and steal things why no one is home. I had someone steal my chicken dinner while another few steps would have netted them cash o_O.
Sole 2 pokemon tradin battle cards from my friends deck and returned them the next day
I´m eeeeeevilll.. :radred:
just petty vandalism and...well should i say i will be tracked down so.....:shifty:
Terrorism.
nothing, cos im just so well behaved. :p
Umm haven't really commited any crimes I have a temper though. I made a guys nose bleed for verbally harassing me.
Hmm, let's see. Well, mostly jaywalking, but also other stuff like breaking into my own house or friends' house, but always for a special reason of course. I also wrecked a car I found in the woods, but it was a Toyota, so it's ok. Oh, and I drove a car when I was 10, I hit a water fountain.
Possesion of marijuana.
I HAVE'NT murdered anybody. :shifty:
I just remembered, I kicked a boy in the leg with my ice skates on because he was swearing at me, calling me names, and pushing me down.
http://www.roces.it/images/figura-001.jpg
Imagine being kicked by one of these!
I don't remember the last time I payed attention to traffic laws. *shrug*
I've also done other things... but I will not list them. :D
You people all scare me now.
I have never been convicted of a crime or misdemeanor. I've never stolen anything or done drugs. I've never been caught for traffic violations.
EDIT: Oh yeah!
In the Eyes of the Ranger, the unsuspecting stranger,
had better know the truth of wrong from right.
'Cause the eyes of the Ranger are upon you, any wrong you do he's gonna see.
When you're in Texas, look behind you, 'cause thats where the Ranger's gonna be.
Man you arent kidding about left turns in LA. But I gotta say... you made it out of Disneyland with stolen goods? Bravo! That place is so security-camera laden and full of 'ghost guests' it's next to impossible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
xD
Internet piracy.
im 14 now but when i was nine my dad took me to work, he worked in the slaughter house and i noticed all the carcusses of cows had bullets in them so i took a handfull and a week later my mates were having a bonfire in the building site next door to our house(YOU CAN SEEE WHERE IM GOING WITH THIS)so anyway whilst there i threw the bullets in the fire then 5 minites later 1 shot from the fire fired into a window luckily only 1 shot went off and no one got hurt but we bloody s**t our selves scared
Traffic stuff, like speeding, expired taps, parking... nothing else that I can think of... :confused: maybe that time I ate my baby...
I Killed My Dad..............
Too many to recall.
Yeah one time me and a friend flooded someones basement and caused about $2,500 worth of damage. Oh yeah me and my friend (same girl) set a deadend street on fire.^_^ (purely by accident) :p. No damage was caused it was just in the middle of the street.
EDIT: There are a couple of other things that I wouldn't want to say here ;).
I'm not kidding about the baby eating thing:
http://141.214.84.74/~jeannie/archiv...aby_Bottle.jpg
broken so many hearts that it hurt the economy
I have downloaded MP3s and other stuff illegally in the past...but other than that, nothing much to speak of.
omg 102 thousand general chat posts!!1
I just spammed. That however, is not an offense which is punishable by law.
Ummmm, come to think of it, I used to be quite a pyromaniac. My friend's dad called me a 'crazy, little, pyromanic bitch' after I set fire to a bin in their garden. He seemed to overlook the fact that it was my friend who'd taken the matches and put all the paper in the bin...She's not allowed to speak to me now, or her dad'll tell my dad and call the police.:( Also, I set random articles on fire with my ex and some friends, 'cos we were all really bored. I don't do that anymore though, Thank God.
I realized tonight what a destructive little crap I was when I was a kid. Jeez, we broke a lot of stuff!
Breaking things is fun! Don't feel bad.
God, i feel like a little.. goodytwoshoes....
I suppose im a good girl.. :D
Im not as good as i used to be at school, man.. in Maths, i was trying so hard to get a warning, but he just kept telling me to sit down.. :mad:
It is, but not when it's other people's stuff. We were generally respectful kids (we being myself and my best friends at the time), but every now and then we did really mean things to other people's belongings.Quote:
Originally Posted by Social Moon Firesky
Of course, that was all well over ten years ago. Kids are kids, and I was a ruthless tomboy devil xD
How the HELL did you pull that off?Quote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
*high five*Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Hm... I wrote a note to my friend's form tutor the other day as his mother explaining why he was wearing trainers. He signed so, so it's not really forgery since I didn't say I was his mother until he signed her signature. xP
I did kind of 'legally shoplift' once, as a friend called it. I bought a notebook and pen from a shop once, but after I paid for it, I noticed the pen was missing, so I took a pen from one of the other notepads.
never.
apart from underaged sex, drinking and drug taking.
but nothing else.
i don't think i could ever steal anything. i'd just feel so bad!
We were expert apple robbers back in the day. About 10 of us would scurry into someone's back yard, at night, and climb up into the apple tree, and proceed to pick as many apples as we could, (regardless if we could eat them all or not, it was all about the thrill of the chase), until the owner would come out with a flash-light and yell at us.
Owner: "Git outta 'dat goddamn tree!!!!" :mad2:
Us: *thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump* bodies hitting the ground
We'd take off into the night, while the dude jumped in his car and chased us. We'd just take off into the woods, and never get in trouble. :p
But what a rush though, getting chased like that, when you were a kid. :p
It was the one of the only things to do, growing up in a town of 500, haha.
So what is the legal age for sex? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by boris no no
boris no no is British, I think, in which case 16.Quote:
Originally Posted by crazybayman
16.:( Mind you, I don't have a boyfriend to do it with.:(:(:(:(:( Gay sex is 18, though. *Thinks to herself* Hmmmmmm...:D
thats right! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Heath
gay sex is at 16 too here i think!Quote:
Originally Posted by Social Moon Firesky
god bless the queen.....no wait tony blair...that dosn't sound right!
Gay sex is 18. My ex is gay, and he's 17. He was gonna do it with his boyfriend, but someone told him you had to be 18.
really??Quote:
Originally Posted by Social Moon Firesky
ii'm pretty sure it used to be 18 but was moved down because labour didn't want to seem homophobic.....
Nope. It's still 18. Conservatives want to move it to 21, I think, which is wrong. It should be levelled to 16, but it's not, apparently.
xDQuote:
Originally Posted by boris no no
Best post all day.
What does the queen do?
Scroll up and read it in context and it'll make sense ^^
Still don't get it...:( Does that make me dumb or unappreciative? :confused:
:pQuote:
Originally Posted by boris no no
Nope...:laughing: Sorry.
shinjirarenai.
never mind social....... ;)
oh i just remembered something!
i stole a road sign when i was drunk!
plus i've piddled in places that i really shouldn't have!
ah bless alcohol!
*Flicks through Japanese-English dictionary* Ah. Okay then.
...And before WesLY even says anything, I'd like to take this opportunity to tell him to go to hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by boris no no
Why shouldn't it be moved down to 16? I mean, its not like anyone's going to get pregnant.Quote:
Nope. It's still 18. Conservatives want to move it to 21, I think, which is wrong. It should be levelled to 16, but it's not, apparently.
my turn to be confussed! :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
i meant in peoples gardens in the middle of the night! what did you think i meant!? ;) ;) ;)
In the air? Actually, I'd like to see someone attempt that. On second thoughts, maybe not...
That's a big secret and I'm not telling anybody.Quote:
Originally Posted by boris no no
Is it against the law to raid someone's bin for a dare?
:tongue: :tongue: :tongue: i don't want to know!Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
People... :cry:
I've jaywalked countless times.
I stuck it in my pocket. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by DMKA
It was one of those small figurines you could buy in that store next to the Ice Cream place on Main Street. There's always swarms of people in there, it really wasn't difficult. Although I do realize that at Disneyland, Big Brother is always watching. >_>
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Originally Posted by K-chan
If you really think about it, back in the... what like 14/1500's people were getting married at like 13, 14, 15, 16 and getting pregnant because the life expectancy wasn't very high back then. What's keeping us from doing that today? :greenie:
I played FFX-2, I think that was the worst crime I've ever committed.
If you mean what's keeping them from being pregnant, well for one the fact that she's talking about homosexual sex, not heterosexual sex.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocobointraining
What's 'jaywalking'? Is it that law in America about walking on the right side of the pavement?Quote:
Originally Posted by Strider
My copy of Windows 3.1 isn't legal. It makes me feel so guilty.
Jaywalking is crossing the street without using a crosswalk. It's usually only an offense if the street is heavy with traffic, or if the cops are feeling particularily pissy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Social Moon Firesky
For example, when the cops gather round outside a punk show, I spend all night reminding people to follow every little law, but by the end of the night 10 or 20 people have jaywalking tickets.
Wow, talk about ghey.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheAbominatrix
I remember I always used to jaywalk across this 8 lane street because my house was right there on the other side. Once some cops came and said something to me about it. I thought it was funny.
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Originally Posted by Strider
What a stupid law! In Britain, no-one really cares about that sort of thing. Mind you, there aren't really any proper crossing places. :D
Nothing really significant ,besides trespassing , public disorder and breach of the peace and alleged arson.