How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if that wood chuck was about to be banned?
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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if that wood chuck was about to be banned?
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I blame you, really.
Depends. If he chucked it at the guy who would ban him, then I would say as many as he could without getting tired. Now with a simple calculation including his health, blood pressure, and strength, I would say...hmm, plus three, carry the one....42!
This is indeed a most informative discussion!
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A wood chuck can't chuck wood. It has no opposable thumbs.
It does too.
I've been breeding a woodchuck with opposable thumbs to prove my "woodchuck woodchucking" theory. For your benefit, I ask you don't ask me how I'm doing it. Not that I'd answer you, anyway.
Yes, but I ask you this: Does it have thumbnails?
aHA. Iri wins again.
Now let's stop spamming this forum up, ok? :skull3:
How goes that project?
The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.
Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.
Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.
The results of this monitoring are shown below. Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved.
Source: getodd.com
As much as he could, I mean...he's gonna get banned anyway, right? He may as well have a little fun before he goes. :)
Internet???
7 pounds, 5 ounces.
42 one would think
You're being naughty. :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Seeby See~
What happened to your Fixedsys font?
Is dr.Tot Dr. Unnes arch nemisis?
Ask Faris_The_Guy.
One more question...
Why would a wood chuck chuck wood anyways?
Because what else would a wood chuck chuck? :(
Well, a wood chuck could chuck something chuckable, but not wood. Why just wood? Why can a wood chuck not chuck something not wood but chuckable?
But chucking wood is ok. :)
My eyes got funny looking O__o!Quote:
Originally Posted by princeofdarknez
Well, let's think.
X=w, w=34x98.47566377.... x2 x 4747839...
Let's just say a wood chuck chucks.
It would depend on whether this woodchuck was a member of Staff or not.
Take care all.
It also depends on if the woodchuck was a mutated zombie.
Not nearly enough to avoid aforementioned banning. *kills thread*