My favorite is herpes because it reminds me of Jojo.
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My favorite is herpes because it reminds me of Jojo.
Chlamydia. I once got it whilst in #eoff...
All about the gonorrhea.
It's like you shaved the end of the barrel, and found a whole new one below the bottom.
I have all of those so I can't really say which is my favorite, cos' I can't reallly distinguish between what is a result of which one....
Edit: PS, you forgot syphillis ^_^
I like Gonhorrhea because it sounds like Diarhhea...
How could I forget syphilis? :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Monkey
The Clap.
Probably crabs, because you know. They're kinda cute.
that would be gonorrhea (the clap)
The one I don't get.
I fail to see the humour in this.
pubic lice all the way.
Peace out and :rock:
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Ouch!Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
crabs and lice aren't diseases, they are parasites.
STP's?
Peace out and :rock:
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I think it's some kind of outside joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yamaneko
I'm partial to cooties.
What? What is a cootie?Quote:
Originally Posted by Necronopticous
I'd have to pick gonorrhea because of the hilarious Dave Chapelle skit, in which he calls a puppet gonorrhea a "Dirty Mother:skull::skull::skull::skull:er!"
I voted Chlamydia 'cause I like to make fun of Ashley for having "The Clap."
Anyone that can make me a walking weapon of sexual penetration and saliva snipering.
Aim would be nice like a muther fugga.
There's a group of people somewhere who count parasites as diseases. This group writes pamphlets for those kids in school.
This isn't funny. STDs are a serious issue.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yamaneko
I don't think anybody sees anything like humour in this. The fact that it crossed your mind that this should or could be funny is absolutely repugnant, you filthy crab.
You know, maybe we shouldn't be talking about what our favorite STD's are. It's a little scary and it could disturb newbies.
Though, Meat Puppet and I do very well.
Oops. I accidentally voted Clamydia but I totally meant Herpes ^^
STDs are funny. There are, of course, situations were you're like "Oh [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] dude, that's not cool," but for the most part STDs are funny. I mean, you do it to yourself; it's not like you just get randomly attacked by them.
So, if you find this thread repugnant, please feel free to not read it.
*fixes Jojo's vote*
Aids is my favorite, it kills alot of people.
AIDS isn't my favorite because of Africa. ;_;
Herpes is pretty amusing though.
Like those commericals where a somewhat attractive looking woman pops up, and then she mentions Herpes. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
And for some reason she's riding a bike or something. She looks so happy with her herpes!
Most people with AIDS were never faced with the decision of whether or not to take the risk and have unprotected sex or use an unclean syringe. They have just simply been born into this world with the horrible disease.
And the dumbass guy hugs her.
Most? I don't know about that. It spreads through Africa because it's too taboo to educate them on it, and they have strage myths like that raping a virgin will cure it. That's what Oprah said anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yamaneko
I saw that episode, it made me cry. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
And I voted Gonorrhea too, cause yeah, Seinfeld.
Syphilis is an interesting venture.
I picked Herpes. Even though I have no idea what any of them do to you.
Mono.
Wow, that's smurfed up.Quote:
Originally Posted by noname
Mono? *sits Caspian down for the talk about the birds and the bees* xD
Yeah, I was totally bawling. Miserable episode! The two-year-old boy who was born with HIV and was given proper anti-viral medication and is not considered cured amazed me though. Shouldn't that be a way bigger deal than they treated it as?Quote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
Also, I added Human Papillomavirus to the poll 'cause I remember looking at genital warts in my Human Sexuality class and, man. some of those things looked like garden veggies. My teacher described them as blooming carnations. xD
hmm AIDS depends is it good AIDS or bad AIDS?
...there's such a thing as "good" AIDS? :O_O:Quote:
Originally Posted by gokufusionss1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brass_Eye
"Brass Eye ... episodes dealt with the topics of science, animals, and infamously, sex. In one scene of the "Sex" episode, Morris posed as a talk-show host who took a starkly discriminatory attitude in favour of those with "Good AIDS" (e.g. from a contaminated blood transfusion) over those with "Bad AIDS" (caught through sexual activity)."
Actually, I found that episode of Brass Eye pretty funny too.
You forgot about the ultimate of STD's (SPOILER)PREGNANCY!!!
Just so you know, sterility is also an STD. But like anyone would pick that :P.
Gonorrhea cause of Kramer. But can you really have a favorite STD.
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Omni Legacy please don't revive threads that are over a year old. Ok? Thanks.
I should really stop making threads. Silly 2005 Levian.