WHEN YOU KNOW IT'S JUST A FANTASY

OK, we all love them we all have our different favourites and issues with them but I am one of those people who get so involved I think I am in it until one of those moments come when it's hits you hard that it's not just a game it's a fantasy.

Obviously it is all a fantasy, we're not going to be sitting in front of the TV one day shouting at one of the characters dumbass' becuase they've missed a boss and then suddenly we look out of the window by instinct and there's Sin on his way ready to exterminate your town with his spawn.

What I mean though is you get to a point in each game and you think "yeah ok... whatever".

E.G.....

FFVII - Two gorgeous girls in love with the same dweeb who has the same exciting conversation as a spud.
FFVIII - Oh you all knew each other years ago... oh right... and how is it you didn't remember? THE GUARDIANS FORCES! Of course how silly of me to not figure that one out on my own. AND Yeah ok headmaster Cid yeah you got Edea to agree to marry you without drugging her... sure thing.
FFIX - Zidane is from a different world and Kuja is his brother. But wait what about Kuja's tail, oh he tucks under his dress does he. Oh I see know... again how silly of me? And Garnet isn't really Brahne's daughter - shocking!
FFX - Seymour - is it me or is he the love child of Sephiroth and his wife Kuja?
FFX-2 - Yeah like a moron like Wakka could Lulu. Oh so Vegnagun is so powerful a weapon if it was used to do so it could destroy Spira - well why wasn't it used to kill Sin?

Another thing why is it in every game when they go to a place where it's so cold it could freeze the balls off a brass monkey the characters don't look that cold. Look at Rikku in Mount Gagazet - do they make her take her bra off inside so she'll feel the benefit when she gets outside?

Aaahhh... I needed that....

Feel better?

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Originally Posted by Y-Rikku-P

FFXII - Yeah like a moron like Wakka could Lulu. Oh so Vegnagun is so powerful a weapon if it was used to do so it could destroy Spira - well why wasn't it used to kill Spira?

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I think you mean FFX-2, and Vegnagun wasn't used to destroy Spira because... nobody really WANTED Spira destroyed perhaps? And it was hidden away in case anyone DID want to. And it never existed in the original FFX's plot, if you're asking why it wasn't used/brought up in the first game.

VII - Oh yeah, Cloud's hair really makes a lot of sense like that. And I'm sure he can TOTALLY lift that sword.

Or...

Wow, the solar system just regenerated itself....

VIII - Yeah, I'm sure Rinoa is totally in love with Squall. I mean he's been SUCH a good guy to her and says and does nice things all the time. He's TOTALLY a smooth ladies man.

Actually I thought the 'omp garnet isn't brahne's daughter!' to be more plausible than Garnet actually being her daughter.

I mean. LOOK at them.

sheesh.]

*twitches*

Squall was kind of an asshole in the first half or so... Though she did like Seifer, and he's not much better. Typical woman. Don't even bother with the nice guys. Assholes are just your type.

Though for the love-triangle in FF7, they at least had a reason to like Cloud. An impressed childhood friend (like he wanted in the first place), and oh... he seems like my (ex-)boyfriend. I like how they did it too. They weren't pulling at each other's hair. They all three tried to be friends with each other and just let it go naturally. For the stress that COULD have been, it was a very nice atmosphere. Though maybe that's the unrealistic part. I think I'd prefer to be in that situation though than having chicks fighting, especially over me.

I've never been a big fan of Lulu and don't see what everyone thinks is so bombtastic about her, but I can see how she'd be seen as "better" than Wakka. And I agree that is pretty ... unrealistic. Though I guess gothy girls have noticably different tastes in men than your average woman, so it is plausible at least.

As for the thing in X-2 I agree. You can't just suddenly throw in a plot device like that. Not in a sequal anyway.

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Originally Posted by Camanche

Feel better?

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I do feel better actually. There is a strange comfort in knowing that there are people out there who, like me, have their cynical, condescending and criticising moments, even if we are a minority.

4-You mean to tell me that Cecil, Golbez, and FuSoYa are all related? And, one better, they come from the moon? It's obvious that it's fantasy when the only way to get to the moon is by whale, and lost relatives await there.

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Originally Posted by DJZen

Wow, the solar system just regenerated itself....

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Jenova illusions etc.

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Originally Posted by Y-Rikku-P

FFVII - Two gorgeous girls in love with the same dweeb who has the same exciting conversation as a spud.

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Originally Posted by DJZen

VIII - Yeah, I'm sure Rinoa is totally in love with Squall. I mean he's been SUCH a good guy to her and says and does nice things all the time. He's TOTALLY a smooth ladies man.

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Happens all the time, I'm afraid.

You killed my jokes..... :(

use a phoenix down lol

Cait Sith coming back after the whole Temple of the ancients- I knew it was too good to be true! Why!? Why did he have to come back!?!? *cries*

No, stupid. You can't use Pheonix Down on a dead joke! That only works if it dies in battle!

I love it in FF3j when that freakin' huge city rises up from the ocean and, not only is everyone still alive, they don't care?

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Originally Posted by Y-Rikku-P

Oh so Vegnagun is so powerful a weapon if it was used to do so it could destroy Spira - well why wasn't it used to kill Sin?

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Vegnagun was too dangerous. It reacted to anger and hostility, lashing out at whatever was being aggressive around it.
Problem is, it just couldn't distinguish friend from foe. A basic design flaw, one that's mentioned in the game.

If they'd tried to use Vegnagun against Sin, Vegnagun would've attacked both Sin and the people running scared from Sin. In the meantime, while Vegnagun was being all dramatic and charging up its Big Extendy Cannon of Doom, Sin would've shot it full of holes, just like it did with the machina cannon during Operation Mi'ihen.

BUT Seymour was Maester of Bevelle, he would have known about it - he was insane - why didn't he use it???

Because he followed the teaching of Yevon silly. :tongue:

He didn't have super X code clearance!

Only the hypello janitors get that sort of clearance.

I mean, *someone* has to clean down there. Bevelle can't be having cobwebs everywhere.

(and it explains why barkeep can go down there too)

Vegnagun had been locked up for a millennium... it's possible everyone had simply forgotten about it. Heck, it could've been a hundred years or more since anyone even heard of Vegnagun.

All Final Fantasy - When I turn them on.

FF II- The Emperor can wipe out whole cities with magic, and yet gets taken out by a bunch of kids? Riiiiiiight. :rolleyes2 Also- Oh, Leon betrayed us and tried to kill us all, but he's on our side now! :mad: No comment.

ff games do piss me off sometimes. especially 8 and 9. same thing over and over and over again :blahblah:

8 got me the most, there were so many twists to the plot I get the sense maybe Square was trying to be TOO clever with the plot.

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Originally Posted by DarkLadyNyara

FF II- The Emperor can wipe out whole cities with magic, and yet gets taken out by a bunch of kids? Riiiiiiight. :rolleyes2

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By the time the party got to the Emperor, they were the rebel army's finest, not a bunch of kids.

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By the time the party got to the Emperor, they were the rebel army's finest, not a bunch of kids.

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They are still kids. And he could still wipe out multiple cities, so four people shouldn't have been a problem, rebel army's finest or not. Therefor, my comment stands. :tongue:

hundreds upon thousands of items, and they put them WHERE exactly? :confused:

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hundreds upon thousands of items, and they put them WHERE exactly

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Do we even want to know?

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Originally Posted by Maxx Power

hundreds upon thousands of items, and they put them WHERE exactly? :confused:

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Do you know I have never thought of that once I think and yet that is the best point on this thread so far. Well done! :save:

And don't even get me started on hairstyles.

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yet that is the best point on this thread so far

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They use a fat chocobo. FF4 is just the only one lame enough to actually point this out.

And III.

Except on FFX they don't have a chocobo....

? sure they do!

Just because it's fat doesn't mean it has to be large enough to not fit in Auron's sake bottle.

What I can't understand is how in X, Sin has terrorised for so long, countless armies have been defeated in trying to kill him, and then about 7 random people come along and kill him....ok...

FFIV - When (SPOILER) Tellah uses one spell (Meteo) that uses upp too much of his power and kills him, and FuSoYa can use the same spell not once, but repeatedly, and doestnt get hurt at all!

Tella and Fusuya are both old guys, but Tella is only human and is much weaker, so he couldn't survive casting Meteor.

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What I can't understand is how in X, Sin has terrorised for so long, countless armies have been defeated in trying to kill him, and then about 7 random people come along and kill him....ok...

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Because they did something that the rest of Spria had never considered: They tried something new. By combining technology, ingenuity and some insider knowledge about Sin's true nature, they were able to subdue, infiltrate and bring down the powersource of the beast.

Also, a small group of people killing Sin wasn't anything new. In fact, it was prettymuch par for the course; Braska and company were only three men strong.

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VIII - Yeah, I'm sure Rinoa is totally in love with Squall. I mean he's been SUCH a good guy to her and says and does nice things all the time. He's TOTALLY a smooth ladies man.

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She was the ONLY person he was ever nice to while he was still "colder" if you get my point. So in other words he IS good to her even in his cold moments (E.g. that sceen in deiling after the fight with them 2 monsters - he seams to be looking out for and calming her!)

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Cait Sith coming back after the whole Temple of the ancients- I knew it was too good to be true! Why!? Why did he have to come back!?!? *cries

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Because he rocks! That's why.

who cares about X-2s loopholes? that game sucked. and people who complain about the GF memory thing are stupid.

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Yeah ok headmaster Cid yeah you got Edea to agree to marry you without drugging her... sure thing.

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Yeah, I noticed that too.

In ff4, why the HECK did they put a sword called ogre killer in chest that when you open it you fight 3 ogres and later on there will never be anymore ogres..?

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Originally Posted by Excelsior

people who complain about the GF memory thing are stupid.

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why?

Because it's a good stoyline!

hmmmm.... not really, i didn't buy it for one minute

Whern I come upon a situation where there seems no way that its plausible or even close to real I realize that none of this is on earth, but on another planet and what they do IS plausible there.

Oh, here's another one- the world maps.

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because it actually made sense, the only reason you dont like it is because you hate the game and so your committed to not liking everything about it.

I'm not committed to hating everything about it, the first 2 discs of the game are amazing and I have nothing bad to say about the storyline, graphics, characters at that point. It wasn't until we got to the whole orphanage, GF's take our memories extravaganza that it went downhill for me. The fact that you are calling people stupid for disliking something or having an opinion is ludicrous.

What about the World Maps? Beacuse they are all mostly the exact same in every game?

Because they don't make sense. I don't know about you, but if I travelled to the North Pole and walked up a little more I wouldn't end up in the South Pole.

in FFVI when you're running from figaro castle and use fire. edgar and locke poo themselves yet.....you can use magic way before that point in front of locke as well!! did they go blind??

I believe it was Edgar who figured that out, Locke just didn´t pay attention before because(SPOILER)he was staring at Terra´s butt

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It wasn't until we got to the whole orphanage, GF's take our memories extravaganza that it went downhill for me.

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Yeah, same here.

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I don't know about you, but if I travelled to the North Pole and walked up a little more I wouldn't end up in the South Pole.

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My thoughts exactly.

I've never seen an FF world map where there's both a north pole and a south pole. Usually, they only have one frozen landmass - and it's generally in the north.

Yes, now imagine you go there, and then walk up a little North. Where would you end up? The South most point of the planet? I don't think so.

So what you are saying is both North and South should be frozen if they are only steps from each other?

Oh... my god. I was thinking about this the other day.

FFVII - Cloud is about as handsome as a peice of toast. I can see Aeris loving him, but Tifa? Come on, people.

FFX - Lulu would despise Wakka's personality with a burning passion. Personally, I find him charming. But that's just me, I am not Lulu. She is very stoic and would probably find his happy go lucky nature rather intimidating.

FFVI - Oh please. Like some opera house whore can be mimicked even in signature voice by an augmented general. Sure.

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Originally Posted by Y-Rikku-P

So what you are saying is both North and South should be frozen if they are only steps from each other?

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What I'm saying is it is impossible to go to the North of a Planet and then somehow appear in the South. Like you do in the games on the World Map. If I travelled to the North most point and then took a couple more steps, I'd still be at the North, unlike the Characters of FF, who somehow manage to be at the bottom of map.

When I turn on the game.

How the hell can Quina hold his/her tongue out of her mouth all the time without it drying!?
Just try to kep your tongue out of your mouth for one day

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How the hell can Quina hold his/her tongue out of her mouth all the time without it drying!?
Just try to kep your tongue out of your mouth for one day

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Hell, one minute

Obviously quina has extra glands in their tongue.

Or it's just habit from living in such a wet environment, and really, Quina goes through every day, suffering excruciating suffering.

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Originally Posted by KuRt

How the hell can Quina hold his/her tongue out of her mouth all the time without it drying!?
Just try to kep your tongue out of your mouth for one day

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Another excellent point! :save:

Quina's not human, so Quina's tongue doesn't conform to the same rules that govern human tongues.

Dogs, for instance, can scamper around for hours with their tongues out.

Quina clearly has different physiological quirks when compared to humans.

Quina's tongue is mock.

When every character had perfect hair, no matter what they go through.

Quina didn´t have hair :eek:

I bet Quina had a super fly Afro under that hat.

Bet the afro was colouRed red/yellow/green stripes..