Topics from #eoff #2: Rhinos vs. Hippos

* Resha grows horns.
<Resha> Like the devil!
<Loony_BoB> ...!
<Aexoden> o.o
<Loony_BoB> As opposed to horns like... a rhinoceros?
<Resha> Yeah.
<Loony_BoB> I suppose it was worthy of clarification.
<Resha> Hippo > Rhino
<Resha> HIPPOS ARE SO CUTE! <3
<Cbc> Barely, though
<Loony_BoB> But hippos don't have horns.
<Resha> I would grow hippo horns, but ..
<Resha> YEAH. THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T GROW HIPPO HORNS.
<Loony_BoB> Convenient.
<Cbc> How very so.
<Loony_BoB> I think rhinos are better than hippos, personally.
<Cbc> Pfft.
<Loony_BoB> However, I think this is a very important matter and we should put it to a poll. *goes to make thread*

Go Go Rhino!

Hippos. They're deceptively cute!

Where's the poll?

EDIT: That's better. :chef:

Hippos can wave with their ears, but Rhinos are strong and... horn-y (barampamPISH!)

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Originally Posted by TheAbominatrix

Hippos. They're deceptively cute!

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Exactly! [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img] So adorable. Not like those great big nasty RHINOSAURUS'. Er...Rhinoceros'? :( Hippo for [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]. Vote Hippo!

BooBies! You forgot penguins, dammit!

Hungry Hungry Rhinos would just sound dumb.

But Hungry Hungry Hippos is...alliterated.

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Originally Posted by Levian

Hippos can wave with their ears, but Rhinos are strong and... horn-y (barampamPISH!)

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And for that reason, I'll vote Rhino. xD

Oh, and Hippo also wins my voice because of Big Daddy, when the delivery guy is learning to read. "Fish. Pony. Hip... Hip-Hop?... Hip-Hop Anonymous?" BWAH!

And the hippos on the jungle cruise ride at Disneyland.

The hippos on the jungle cruise, hahaha. They guide's shoot their little cap guns in the air, oh what a show! Jungle Cruise was closed when I went to disneyland last month. I wanted to show my girlfriend the joy of sarcastic boat drivers. :(

Anyway, yeah I vote hippos.

Hippos, simply because they have a cooler name.

The hippos love y'all. [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img] And so do I.

They shook hands and cross-bred to make a Nohip.

Hippos... They have big teeth and can swim. I don't think Rhino's can swim, can they?

But has Ace Ventura ever crawled out of a hippo's ass?

Hippos are the coolest! :cool:

:love: I'm a romantic, so I must vote for the Rhino: :love:

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Love is like a rhinoceros: hasty and short-sighted. If it cannot find a way, it will make one.

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So, those romantics out there, VOTE RHINO!!!

Hippopotamus. Haha. What a word. Rhinoceros is also a great word, but the first one wins.

Rhinos, because they are like BEHEMOTHS! :eek:

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

AnswerTake away his credit card.

http://www.dizpins.com/archives/imag...ppo_082803.jpg

<3

Hippos ^_^ They're like "=D" and rhinos are like ">=E rawr"

Triceratops :spin:

Hippos cause more deaths in Africa than any other animal... including rhinos... Hippo it is!!

Those murdering cuties...

Clearly Rhinos.

Rhinos are mean.

Hippos are sorta funny and cute:D

Hippo's are meaner... they'll kill ya for gettin in the water anywhere near 'em...

HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS! :D

"And now we play the waiting game...

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...The waiting game sucks, lets play Hungry Hungry Hippos!"

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

But has Ace Ventura ever crawled out of a hippo's ass?

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:exdee:
I voted rhino.

Rhinos, because they are all, "Marrrrrrr, giant horn!!!!!". Than you get skewered, but still think it's cool.

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Originally Posted by Ultima Shadow

Rhinos, because they are like BEHEMOTHS! :eek:

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That's good enough for me.

This is a tough one...but I'll vote rhino.

Beer?

The rhino is my favourite dinosaur!

The rhinosaur? Understandable. :( Hipposaurs can soar, though. Into the sky. xD