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I've had it with the unfair of victimisation of monkeys, endless blase and unoriginal internet jokes comb over the area of monkeys doing the most bland human activities. Monkeys are one of natures acheivements and highly intelligent, They are not there for your amusement and who ever propigates this abuse of them is both stupid and the most slack jawed of the human race.
For shame on you!
You tell 'em, man!
Although I am pretty funny sometimes.
I'm at an internet cafe, tehehe... isn't that awesome? Their computers stink.
Anyway, monkeys rock O=)
As my friend would always say, "MoNkeYs RoCk My SoCkS!"
Tiny monkeys rock. :)
your not a monkey, you are just some deranged woman with a monkey fixation who goes around at night dressed up as a monkey, you are the pin point of this problem.
I feel like making unoriginal internet jokes about this thread.
All your monkey are belong to us!Quote:
Originally Posted by -Apollo-
I luff monkeys most passionately, for ever since I was child...I have been called a monkey by my nearest and dearest. It makes me feel like I have a family with them monkers. <3 My brothers and sisters are they that leap from tree to tree, eating bananas. Love them, care for them, save them, protect them.
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xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Rye
I think Monkeys are pretty funny
But not as funny as a penguin
I don't know.... we used to have a monkey, but it died and stuff.
She was born the exact same day and year as me, she was called Rina and my real name is Reno.
:p
I'd luv to have a pet monkey
you're still making fun of monkeys, you are all going to hell.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...urtmonkeys.jpg
I love monkeys... :love:
God Damn HippiesQuote:
Originally Posted by gokufusionss1
Yes...be kind to those who fling their own feces. :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by gokufusionss1
I agree that monkeys are not very funny. Bears are a much more funny animal.
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Originally Posted by Del Murder
Only when we belittle them and make them wear dresses and ride around on bicylces, right?
I think they are noble creatures. Even chimps, and I'd even go so far as to say gorillas. Hell, why not baboons too.
The best reason is, when one gets addicted to smoking, if they smell cigarettes on a human then they'll clamber on him and her and beat them until cigarettes come out. Awesomeness.
http://www.monkeyfreak.com/images/smoking_monkey.jpg
Hehe that's bad for you! I love monkey's i would like a small one as pet and i could call her zoe or something drastic like Bella for beautifal just like JoJo on eoff!hehexXx
ROLF
A Monkey with a Cig has lightened up my day
Only if it is a guy in a bear suit and not a real bear. Bear suit = funniest costume ever. I don't find real animals funny at all, actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fuzakeru
Actually monkeys in the real world are really quite vicious. Some profs of mine lost fingers because they leaned their hand in a monkey cage while tying their shoe. In a zoo once a bunch of chimpanzees got loose, and killed 2 biologists. Like, killed and ate. I'm in vet school and we had a lecture that can be summed up as: "Monkeys can friggin' kill you."Quote:
Originally Posted by gokufusionss1
HAVE FUN.
Lemurs are better.
http://www.hlasek.com/foto/lemur_catta_6780.jpg
Monkies.
Monkies.
Monkies.
Monkies
Monkies
Monkies
For crying out loud people I could stab myself.
And the whole monkey thing is very...eleven-year-old, don't you agree?
edit: i hate the world.
Heh, the whole saying the monkey thing is very 11 year old is very 16 year old.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hsu
You have a point.
I'm just saying, though. It's a bit of an old joke/topic/whatever.
Pathetic creatures...
I've always wanted a hug from a monkey.
