If Psy were taken seriously....

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04-25-2005, 03:06 AM
Masamune·1600

If Psy was to be taken seriously....

While laughing at one of Psychotic's recent quips, I happened to wonder what might happen if someone took his advice or personal anecdotes seriously. Suddenly, a shadow passed over the room. A chill entered my very heart. This could be thread-starting related hyperbole, but, nay, my friends; it was the very darkness of realization! What kind of world would it be if gems like these....

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Throw small children into furnaces. I might poke them in the eyes a couple of times first if I'm in a good mood.

and

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I once ate an exploding carrot. Or was it a hand grenade? It's not like there's much difference in taste.

were given any sort of literal value? I dread to even think it. We'd certainly have some sort of post-apocalyptic nightmare, riddled with the scars of nuclear holocaust and filled with robots. Indeed, there would be lots and lots of robots. Certainly we'd all be dead, and some crazy bunny master-race would rule our dead world with iron fist. Or paw. Whatever. In any case, I ask of you, fair forum-goers of EoFF, what is your vision of this bleak world? What do you think would happen?
04-25-2005, 03:20 AM
Meat Puppet

There has been times when Psychotic has made posts that even the Queen would take seriously. :thumb:
04-25-2005, 03:22 AM
TasteyPies

That dude is seriously psycho!

.....oh...wait..
04-25-2005, 03:30 AM
Psychotic

...not...serious? :confused:
04-25-2005, 03:34 AM
strawberryman

What do you mean? I've always taken him seriously!
Of course, that might explain my insane tendencies, but I have no idea where you're taking this.
04-25-2005, 04:24 AM
Yamaneko

I hate the little bugger.
04-25-2005, 04:30 AM
eestlinc

nothing is serious anyway
04-25-2005, 04:39 AM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamaneko

I hate the little bugger.

You didn't call me little last night. ;)
04-25-2005, 04:41 AM
Raven Nox

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamaneko

I hate the little bugger.

You didn't call me little last night. ;)

It's lines like this at make me like him... and yes, he would 'cause world wide panic if taken seriously... is that a bad thing...?
04-25-2005, 04:44 AM
eestlinc

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

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Originally Posted by Yamaneko

I hate the little bugger.

You didn't call me little last night. ;)

But the buggery part is dead on!
04-25-2005, 04:47 AM
Cybele

It's all of Psy's jokes that make us love him! But yeah, if anyone took his jokes seriously the whole world would be in chaos.
04-25-2005, 04:48 AM
Spammerman

Phsycotic once made a funny coment in a thread i made bout wierd coincidence. BUt the first qoute u put up masamune, sounded like he was givin advice to freddy crougar
04-25-2005, 05:21 AM
strawberryman

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Originally Posted by Starry Relm

It's all of Psy's jokes that make us love him! But yeah, if anyone took his jokes seriously the whole world would be in chaos.

The world pretty much already is in chaos. Controlled chaos, but chaos nonetheless. So why not take Psy seriously?
04-25-2005, 05:33 AM
Del Murder

Who?
04-25-2005, 05:57 AM
-N-

At least his grammar and punctuation are correct. Otherwise there'd be serious trouble.
04-25-2005, 06:13 AM
Pheesh

i say if it feels good....do it *eats exploding carrot*

Peace out and :rock:
EE
04-25-2005, 06:17 AM
Dignified Pauper

Generally, everything Psy says, I think should be put into the Holy Bible.
04-25-2005, 07:55 AM
nik0tine

Psychotic will never be taken seriously. He may, however, be taken captive.
04-25-2005, 08:54 AM
theundeadhero

*posts as theundead_carrot (my #EOFF name)*

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Certainly we'd all be dead, and some crazy bunny master-race would rule our dead world with iron fist.

My Army of exploding carrots will march on the world. We will throw each other at the enemies and EXPLODE! upon them with kaboomy death. After that it's pretty much a tie cause when we explode we kinda die too :(
04-25-2005, 09:28 AM
Jack

I've always listened to Psy when he gave advice and often followed his cause.

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04-25-2005, 09:37 AM
boris no no

awwww psy!
he's pretty much the same in person....which was really, really disturbing.....
04-25-2005, 10:15 AM
Ko Ko

He posts odd things in my usernotes. :skull4:

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Fish is my dish.

I love Psy!
04-25-2005, 04:23 PM
Destai

I learned the hard way.... :(
04-25-2005, 04:25 PM
Chris

Psy is Psy, lets leave it a that. xD
04-25-2005, 04:29 PM
Rye

Psy is awesome. xD This forum would be pretty damn boring with out him... ~~and would be lacking like 80% of the user notes it has.~~
04-25-2005, 04:33 PM
Old Manus

There was a time when he was serious. That was back in the time when he ONLY posted in the FF parts. See what has happened!? It has made him sick and twisted. STAY AWAY FROM FF! IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE!
04-25-2005, 04:34 PM
Destai

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

There was a time when he was serious.

I dont believe you :tongue:
04-25-2005, 04:34 PM
Resha

Quote:

Originally Posted by theundeadhero

*posts as theundead_carrot (my #EOFF name)*

Quote:

Certainly we'd all be dead, and some crazy bunny master-race would rule our dead world with iron fist.

My Army of exploding carrots will march on the world. We will throw each other at the enemies and EXPLODE! upon them with kaboomy death. After that it's pretty much a tie cause when we explode we kinda die too :(

Yes, you will. *Patpats comfortingly* Yesh, Carrots. Yesh.

Psy is like..our guinea pig. We test out all the stuff we're all too scared (or smart) to do, and if he dies or explodes or gets poisoned..well, we'll know. :p
04-25-2005, 07:10 PM
Nod

Psy......what would EoFF be like if you didnt get the odd PM saying

Quote:

Originally Posted by psy

OMG UR HAWT ASLASLASLASLASLASLASLASLASLASLASLASLASLASLASLASL!!!

WANT CYBER??? ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLRASLASLASLASLASLASL!!!!!

:beer:
04-25-2005, 07:17 PM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

There was a time when he was serious. That was back in the time when he ONLY posted in the FF parts. See what has happened!? It has made him sick and twisted. STAY AWAY FROM FF! IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE!

Yes but I gave those up exactly a year before you joined EoFF. So who told you? Was it cloud345345843? I'LL MURDER HIM FOR SELLING ME OUT LIKE THIS!
04-25-2005, 07:20 PM
Old Manus

Yes.
04-25-2005, 07:53 PM
Croyles

This is something he wrote in my usernotes:

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Croyles saves the day with an electric toothbrush once again!

:screwy: I like your humor tho! :screwy:
04-26-2005, 05:01 PM
theundeadhero

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So who told you? Was it cloud345345843? I'LL MURDER HIM FOR SELLING ME OUT LIKE THIS!

IT WAS ME! I was bribed with gravy.
04-26-2005, 06:49 PM
Ultima Shadow

I've always been taking Psy seriously. I belive that his words are true and that the path he's taking is the correct one. :)

I've spent weeks burning AOL CDs since Psy thinks that burning AOL CDs is a good and righteous thing to do. :)

I've also stoped brushing my teeths. Psy told me that it's better to just burn the teeths in the fire, so I do. :)

I belive in you, Psy! :)