The mystery of chinaman chip shops

Up here in liverpool every single take away chip shop or kebab house is run by chinese people, now i've nothing against chinese people some of my best friends are chinese(this is a lie) but when i've been drinking and stumble into a late night takeaway resturant i'm speaking barely coherent English as it is and the heavily accented chinese workers allways mishear my order or repeat it back to me with out the right vowels so i think they've got it wrong and shout my order back at them appearing far more stupid then i should be and a little less stupid then i am. This mishap usualy leads to me leaving with mushy peas instead of a burger. Seriously why are they all run by chinese people?

Chinese people know the art of using other things besides fish and chips to make fish and chips and still have it taste like fish and chips.

Because they're relatively new to the country they haven't established themselves well enough to get a high class job.

Whats a chip shop?

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Originally Posted by Iri Valentine

Chinese people know the art of using other things besides fish and chips to make fish and chips and still have it taste like fish and chips.

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Like cats?

It's a shop that sells chips :)

drunkeness is your best friend. And when drunk, those koreans are the enemy of your ultimate goal, drunken hunger!

wage war

because british people are lazy and cannot cook to save our arses.
if they didn't stay open all night british society would crumble into nothing!!!!
death!

we would survive, we have baked beans and the ability to burn toast.

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Originally Posted by TasteyPies

Like cats?

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That's not very nice (and she technically is Chinese, fyi).

I wouldn't know because I'm not a UK person, but I believe Psy is correct. I love Chinese food though. :D

I hear in China, instead of Chinese people running the take-aways, they have robots. :D

"Also, dude, Chinaman is not the prefered nomenclature. Asian-American, please."

(SPOILER)Just quoting The Big Lebowski, so dont get uppity

I'm south-east of London, all our chip shops are run by English people and all the Kebab shops by turkish people.

Which further proves, the north of England sucks.

i'd rather live in the north than the hell hole that is inner london.

London may be the centre of hell, but at least we get the nice huge hellish castles and impressive demons and whatnot, you in the north are just the wasteland plains of hell, filled with screaming souls where you writhe in pain, etc.

Therefore, London wins, the north does not, and never ever even comes close.

We have castles in the north and even better if we lure Welsh and scots to the castle walls we can shoot them with a bow and arrow if we want. It's the law, plus we don't have ken livingstone as mayor.

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Originally Posted by TheAbominatrix

"Also, dude, Chinaman is not the prefered nomenclature. Asian-American, please."

(SPOILER)Just quoting The Big Lebowski, so dont get uppity

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*gets uppity* It'd be Asian-Briton :p

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

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Originally Posted by TheAbominatrix

"Also, dude, Chinaman is not the prefered nomenclature. Asian-American, please."

(SPOILER)Just quoting The Big Lebowski, so dont get uppity

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*gets uppity* It'd be Asian-Briton :p

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Not for The Dude, it wouldnt.

I doubt the dude would be in a english chip shop.

The Dude would be in a bowling alley in America, talking to Walter about the Chinaman who peed on his rug.