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General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."
I'm seeing Umbrella corporation here. 100%
I know this is news, and I thought about putting it in Eyes on the World, but really, I don't want a serious topic
Uh oh. Sounds like a zombie crisis is upon us! Board up your windows and stockpile food, or, even better, withdraw to a remote location and build a heavily fortified and wellstocked fallout bunker! ACT NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIES TAKE OVER!
OMG! TEH ZoMBiez wILL KilL us ALLS!
FREEZE!
*whirr, whirr*....*whirr, whirr*
No, Don't, Shoot! I'm, Hum-an!
*whirr, whirr*...*whirr, whirr*
Pity about the window though.
MY TIME HAS COME!
Zombies are coming!? *hides* :eek:
"Freeze! Who are you!? What are you doing here!?"
"Hold your fire! I'm a Human!"
*looks closely just to be sure*
"*sigh* Sorry about that. I thought you were one of them!"
"What's going on in this town?"
"Hold on a second. *locks door* I haven't got a clue. By the time I noticed something was wrong, the entire city was infested with zombies!"
Blood? I hope this isn't Chris' blood...
Anyway, any time soon there'll be a Jibble sandwich coming along too.
When there's no more room in Hell... the dead will walk the earth.
Barry: Wow, one more second and you'd fit nicely into a Sandwich!
Jill: Yeah, you're right! Thank you, Barry! But what are you doing in this side of the mansion?!!?!?? are you working for wesker that has kidnapped your children and forcing you to cooperate, or did you just leave the dining hall to search other areas?
Barry: Err, the last one.
:freak:
Well, at least they're trying. Cut them some slack.Quote:
"We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."
All your link are not working for us. :(
Cue hot girl in skimpy costume armed only with a pistol to save the world. Again. THIS TIME THE ZOMBIES CAN WALK UP STAIRS!
Thats because who ever decided to host it took it down probably. The news story was obviously a fake.Quote:
Originally Posted by DMKA
-loads my shot gun with sluger bullets-
"Quick in the bunker"
Quote:
Originally Posted by DMKA
There is no way to give life to dead brain trissues. Because of this, you cannot give life to other organs because without the brain they cannot work.Quote:
"We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."
The only way the dead can come back to life is by divine command.
Look at sig. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
Yuna cannot walk up any sort of stairway without either tripping or having a wardrobe malfunction. Both would be followed by girlie giggling and the uttering of the word "poopie" originationg from either Yuna or the one who corrupted her, Rikku.Quote:
Originally Posted by yuna_elena
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT OUR SECRET PLAN!? I mean *cough* Zombies? Get real!
This evil plan is worth it purely so that I can meet Barry and give him a hug. Or if I'm a zombie, eat his brains and make him my bitch. Either's good. :)
Zombies???ok then how about i entertain them :D and all you guy's can run away!!...il sing to them hehe..xXx...
This would be somewhat more entertaining if the story was real.
room for 2 and an extra shotgun+a couple of shells?Quote:
Originally Posted by Yu-Yevon