Sandwhich Man

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04-30-2005, 10:10 AM
theundeadhero

Sandwhich Man

The jig is up! The secret identity of Sandwhich Man has been revealed as Del Murder!

You can't deny that Del Murder sounds unusually like Deli Mustard.

He himself claims that he likes eating old sandwhiches even though they make him sick.

Just look at the way he enthusiastically describes his favorite type of bread!

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Originally Posted by Del Murder? or Sandwhich Man!

...

He knows how to get in touch with other heros such as Super Delete.

Perhaps his wacky sidekick Sub Boy is no more than our very own eestlinc?
04-30-2005, 10:18 AM
The Captain

Aha, the plot thickens!

Take care all.
04-30-2005, 10:21 AM
Old Manus

*explodes*
04-30-2005, 10:46 AM
Rainecloud

Sandwhich Man?
04-30-2005, 11:46 AM
Little Miss Awesome

I smell fraud! I don't think it's Del Murder at all!
I think it was theundeadhero in eyes on the world with a ciddie award!
04-30-2005, 12:21 PM
Lionx

We all know it was ffbabe which is sandwich man which is undeadhero which is infact del murder....o wait.
04-30-2005, 01:41 PM
faster skating penguin

your powers of deduction astound me
04-30-2005, 02:35 PM
theundeadhero

This just in!

Photogenic proof that Del Murder is in fact Sandwhich Man.

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/Deli.jpg

Amazing how that mustache could have fooled so many for so long. :eek:
04-30-2005, 04:27 PM
Meat Puppet

Not intended for human consumption :(
04-30-2005, 05:05 PM
Quina

My favorite type of bread is sourdough.
04-30-2005, 06:08 PM
Jojee

Sandwhiches are healthy ^^
04-30-2005, 07:35 PM
Yamaneko

What
04-30-2005, 08:02 PM
eestlinc

bust out the rye bread and mustard, grandma.
04-30-2005, 08:17 PM
Leeza

Sandwich Man can't be Del Murder because if he was, he'd have the power of not getting sick from eating three day old sandwiches. :)
04-30-2005, 08:37 PM
KentaRawr!

Oh my gosh. Deli Mustard...why did I never think of this before?!

"I'll never give in...you killed Del Murder!!"

"No, Ken...I AM Del Murder!!!"

"Cool. So you wouldn't mind makin' me some Deli Mustard Sandwhiches?"

"Well, for you...NO!" (Cuts off hand!)

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

If only I could have found out before then...I thought that Sandwhich Man had no connection to Del murder at all... all I did was joke around...

But it was Del Murder all along...and Del Murder...didn't make me a sandwhich...plus he cut off my hand so I could never eat a Sandwhich properly again...

That was totally un-funny. (My post, that is.)
04-30-2005, 08:37 PM
Resha

Sand-which man?! WHICH ONE!?!?! Maybe it is a sandwitch man!! And he has bewitched us all to not notice that wonderfully floaty mustcahe! [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]
04-30-2005, 08:57 PM
SilverWind

Makes sense...though, I thought Del Murder was Sub Boy, and eest was Sandwich Man...o.O Is one of his weapons, the Kosher Dill Boomerang?
04-30-2005, 10:14 PM
Lionx

I am pretty sure Dooms-wich killed sandwich man ; ; What will the world do without sandwiches?
04-30-2005, 10:35 PM
KentaRawr!

Quote:

Originally Posted by lionx

I am pretty sure Dooms-wich killed sandwich man ; ; What will the world do without sandwiches?

We will make new Sandwhiches...we do not need one man to make us our food. We cannot rely on just one man, to buy the meat and bread from the store...we must go by ourselves. We must count on ourselves...

We will live proudly!!

And from that day forward, People made their own Sandwhiches...they lived...proudly...
04-30-2005, 10:37 PM
eestlinc

but the real question is "what about the Ultimate Sandwich?"
04-30-2005, 10:41 PM
KentaRawr!

Ah...the Ultima Sandwhich...
05-01-2005, 06:35 AM
theundeadhero

Grim news, friends.

In a plot to learn the secrets of the Ultimate Sandwhich, Sandwhich Man's Arch-Nemises has kidnapped him and sapped him of his wheaty goodness!

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/babe.jpg

It seems the only way to save him now is to post pictures of PICKLES! Yes, pickles are the source of Sandwhich Man's powers. Post pickle pictures now and save Sandwhich Man!
05-01-2005, 06:46 AM
Rase

http://img85.exs.cx/img85/3963/pickle.jpg

:eek:
05-01-2005, 07:10 AM
Belethdolien

A friend of mine used to have a turkey named sandwhich. I thought that was hilarous. And even more funny, he ate him for lunch... :P
05-02-2005, 09:34 AM
theundeadhero

I don't believe it! You've found the long lost pickle of power that was the source of Sandwhich Man's powers to begin with!

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/babe2.jpg http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/babe3.JPG http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/babe4.JPG http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/babe5.JPG

Sandwhich Man has escaped from the clutches of his Arch-Nemises, but now he still has to escape her evil lair. What will happen next? Who will he run into now?
05-02-2005, 09:35 AM
Calliope

Burrito Man ;_;
05-03-2005, 08:24 AM
theundeadhero

This is horrible folks! It seems that Sanwhich Man has met the one villian he might not be able to beat.

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/.jpg

Oddly enough, Tomatoes are Sandwhich Mans one weakness. Last time these two encountered each other was when Sandwhich Man's superhero pal Yams was still his friend. Only with Yams powers could victory be achieved. Since then Yams has dissappeared. Will Sandwhich Man make it out alive? Will Yams come to save him?!!
05-03-2005, 08:29 AM
Jojee

Interesting turn of events...

so when does the monkey come in? ;)
05-03-2005, 10:46 AM
Project G

ha you're all wrong, it's really me....only joking
05-03-2005, 11:19 AM
Resha

TOMATOES ARE NASTY AND TOE-LESS. :mad2: I propose we throw Potatoes at that guy!
05-03-2005, 11:25 AM
Meat Puppet

Ha. I eat tomatoes for breakfast.
05-03-2005, 11:36 AM
Lionx

*gives Sandwich man Mustard to attack the ebil tomato*
05-03-2005, 11:52 AM
Ko Ko

I don't understand this thread..
05-03-2005, 11:53 AM
Nod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iri Valentine

I don't understand this thread..

understanding is overrated
05-03-2005, 03:45 PM
theundeadhero

Quote:

Sandwich Man can't be Del Murder because if he was, he'd have the power of not getting sick from eating three day old sandwiches.

Maybe he's just pretending to protect his secret identity :)

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That was totally un-funny. (My post, that is.)

Your second post was wonderful!

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so when does the monkey come in?

Soon enough

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I don't understand this thread..

There won't be much to understand unless Yams comes to save the day!
05-03-2005, 03:47 PM
Psychotic

Del Murder/Sandwich Man tried to make a romantic advance on me but I rejected his offer as he refused to give me free sandwiches.
05-03-2005, 09:04 PM
Strider

What the hell?
05-04-2005, 04:07 PM
theundeadhero

AMAZING! Yams has returned after his long disappearance.

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/yams.JPG http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/yams2.JPG http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/yams3.JPG

Tomatoe Man has met his end.

The team make their way outside where Sandwhich Man's trusty Chocobo, BoB, awaits. Onward, to the Lettuce League Headquarters at Hoagie Hill!

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/bob.JPG
05-04-2005, 04:30 PM
Leeza

That's a great picture. :)
05-04-2005, 06:07 PM
Quiltpirate

It is I !!

(sigh) I am too late!! I was on my way to save the Sandwichman with my amazing quilt. But Alas! Yams beat me to it. :mad: Until next time. :tongue:
05-04-2005, 06:37 PM
Shauna

lol. I don't understand this at all, but it is funny. :D
05-05-2005, 03:37 AM
SilverWind

Before you made BoB a chocobo, (didn't even cross my mind...) I drew a battle scene with Sandwich man battling his enemy...Dr. Carottium... because the Dr. killed Deli Guy(BoB)
05-05-2005, 03:41 AM
Lionx

But nothing is as scary as Yeasty Womangz
05-05-2005, 04:08 AM
theundeadhero

THE LETTUCE LEAGUE!

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/lettuce.JPG
05-05-2005, 06:19 AM
Del Murder

Haha, awesome.
05-05-2005, 06:55 AM
Yamaneko

What's BoB on?
05-05-2005, 03:01 PM
theundeadhero

Quote:

Before you made BoB a chocobo, (didn't even cross my mind...) I drew a battle scene with Sandwich man battling his enemy...Dr. Carottium... because the Dr. killed Deli Guy(BoB)

Feel free to post it anyways :)

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What's BoB on?

On a hill outside the window, unless you mean "on". Then you'll have to ask BoB that.
05-05-2005, 05:00 PM
theundeadhero

The Lettuce League recieve the briefing for their next mission from the Big Cheese.

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/cid.jpg

Meanwhile, something treacherous!

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/lee.jpg
05-06-2005, 11:00 PM
Shauna

lol. This is great, yet confusing... can't wait to see what happens next! :D :D :D ;)
05-07-2005, 06:58 AM
theundeadhero

It's seems the cookie monster has gone on a rampage! He's tearing through the city with shouts of "COOKIES ARE AN ANYTIME FOOD!"

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/cookie.jpg

How will this menace be stopped? :eek:
05-07-2005, 04:27 PM
SilverWind

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Quote:

Before you made BoB a chocobo, (didn't even cross my mind...) I drew a battle scene with Sandwich man battling his enemy...Dr. Carottium... because the Dr. killed Deli Guy(BoB)

Feel free to post it anyways :)

Some one thew it away, so I'll make a new one.

(I don't know how to paste the pic, so I'll attatch it.)

Sandwich Man Battles Dr. Carrotium, after the insane Dr. Defeated Loony BoB, and the suggested Fritos on sandwiches! Sandwich man never took things like that lightly!
05-07-2005, 05:15 PM
Craig

Souper Delete? I'll leave you all to ponder.
05-07-2005, 05:19 PM
Jojee

Lmaoo... Leeza's avatar is funny XD

Kk don't let me get defeated :] Mmmm cookies.
05-08-2005, 03:36 PM
theundeadhero

Sandwhich Man dives! Sub Boy swoops! They go in for a double Decker attack...

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/sub1.jpg http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/sub2.jpg http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/sub3.jpg

OH NO! It's the Monkey of DOOM!

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/sub4.jpg
05-08-2005, 08:25 PM
Leeza

Oh no! The Monkey of DOOM has zapped Zalbag into Bruckner! :p
05-09-2005, 02:52 AM
-N-

I started out reading this thread determined to say something about Ultimate_Sandwich.

So I did.
05-10-2005, 01:43 AM
KentaRawr!

(Is a weird helpless man in the crowd)

OH NO!! Unless we can find the Ultimate Cookie Jar Seal, we will be doomed!
05-10-2005, 04:03 AM
theundeadhero

It seems our heros are at the mercy of the Monkey of Doom...

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/bob1.jpg

BoB the Chocobo saves the day!

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/bob2.jpg

Now, to deal with the cookie monster, but wait. What's this?

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/bob3.jpg

:eek:
05-10-2005, 04:16 AM
Rase

Poor Monkey...
05-10-2005, 10:12 AM
Project G

Ok, this is getting weird
05-10-2005, 03:56 PM
KentaRawr!

Yes, yes it is.
05-10-2005, 03:59 PM
Jojee

Wait, what just happened to me? :p I see a cookie...

Damn you, Bawb! ^_-
05-11-2005, 12:43 PM
theundeadhero

*swoosh!* *Rawr!* *Zap!*

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/sound1.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/sound2.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/sound3.jpg

The day is saved!

What do our heros do after a hard day of work? ...
05-11-2005, 01:02 PM
KentaRawr!

Eat supper.
05-11-2005, 01:33 PM
Shauna

Yay! Sandwhich man has destroyed evil, again! :D :D :D
05-11-2005, 03:56 PM
theundeadhero

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silverwind's picture

I love Frito sandwhiches!

xD!

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Souper Delete? I'll leave you all to ponder.

Grilled cheese sandwhiches and tomatoe soup do go well together.

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Oh no! The Monkey of DOOM has zapped Zalbag into Bruckner!

HAIL BRUCKNER!

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I started out reading this thread determined to say something about Ultimate_Sandwich.

I'm being led to believe this Ultimate_Sandwhich is something I don't know about :(

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Ok, this is getting weird

At what point was it not weird?
05-11-2005, 06:40 PM
Jojee

*bites Matt* ^.^ And then this is the point where Shlup comes in and makes the world Fluffy Puff? 8-) I'm for it...
05-12-2005, 04:59 AM
theundeadhero

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this is the point where Shlup comes in and makes the world Fluffy Puff?

Shlup isn't staff anymore. She would have to bribe me to get in.
05-12-2005, 05:04 AM
Jojee

I'm not staff ;) What did I bribe you with!? I forget....
05-12-2005, 05:13 AM
theundeadhero

You told me to keep it a secret and not tell anybody. I can't tell you :p
05-12-2005, 06:02 AM
Quina

I demand to hear the story of why the kitty has an eye patch.
05-12-2005, 12:34 PM
theundeadhero

BEACH PARTY!

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/beeches.jpg

:p End :p
http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/granny.jpg
05-12-2005, 02:18 PM
Jojee

Great fun ;D

Hahah ffbabe ^_~

Who's the grandma?
05-12-2005, 04:23 PM
theundeadhero

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I don't understand this thread..

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What the hell?

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lol. I don't understand this at all,

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lol. This is great, yet confusing...

What is this? It's a comic strip involving the staff. What's it for? For the amusement of anyone who finds it amusing. Why?? I ate too many twinkies and felt derranged.

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Who's the grandma?

Quote:

Originally Posted by eestlinc

Break out the rye bread and mustard, grandma.

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I demand to hear the story of why the kitty has an eye patch.

I demand to know why all kitties don't wear eye patches. Why they don't have little hats too.
05-12-2005, 10:12 PM
KentaRawr!

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Originally Posted by theundeadhero

I demand to know why all kitties don't wear eye patches.

Well the guy in this Picture has an Eye Patch, but he doesn't have a hat. Nor is he a Cat. (Attached Picture)

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