So who's superior?!?!?!
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So who's superior?!?!?!
Zombies. Or pirates. Or zombie pirates...now THERE'S an idea!
Vampires.
Fight between a ninja and a vampire, it's no contest. The ninja would try to poison or stab the vampire, and he'd just turn around and tear the ninja's throat out. Superhuman speed and strength. :p
Also, that depends on what vampire story you're going with. The stories are different. Sometimes they're weak against sunlight, other times it just makes them tired. Sometimes stakes don't work. Etc.
Also, would this be a newly raised, or an elder vampire?
The Vampire of course. Look at Neclord... He wasn't taken out by some star-throwing sissy, he was taken out by a vampire hunter and a talking sword and its owner!
Also with the help of the oldest, and most powerful of the runic vampires.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marick
yea, her too, i mean, vampires killing other vampires though isn't common. Sure it happens now and then, but that's just because some of them go crazy.
Yeah. But it also helps point out how strong vampires are, when you need another one to take one down. :p
Superior?
That depends on a lot of factors.
I mean, a Vampire will kill a ninja any day. So they've got that battle won. I mean, it isn't like a ninja has any abilities that a vampire almost naturally doesn't.
However, is a vampire a coller thing to be? Personally, I wouldn't want to HAVE to sleep in a coffin all day long. I wouldn't want to have to give up being able to eat lasagna in favor of something as sickly gross as blood. But, if I were a ninja, it's be pretty cool. I could do all kinds of neat stuff, and I don't think that I'd have to worry too much about vampires coming to kill me anyway.
Also, Vampires are undead. There's all kinds of drawbacks for being undead, even though there are strong points too.
Bah.
I'd rather be a ninja, I'd rather talk to a ninja, I'd rather be around ninjas... So I'd say that ninja is a superior being. I mean, socially. And socially is more important than physically, in my opinion.
Except that vampires seem to have hella sex appeal, and you never even see a ninja's face or hear his/her voice.
Plus vampires can hyp-mo-tise people.
Why would you want to hypnotize people if you were a vampire? What? You think that people won't obey you easy enough if you're supremely strong, fast, and can turn into a bat? Do you think that the fact that a vampire can slink around in the shadows and turn people into servant vampires in their sleep with a single bite isn't enough to get some respect?
And as for those killer sexy looks... I have a hard time seeing a vampire in a relationship. It would be a whole lot harder, being cold and dead and all, and liking to drink human blood etc, to really make a relationship work. Not that you'd really care if you were a vampire. Vampires probably go after other vampires because they'd invariably be better looking than humans.
But all that aside, ninjas, just because they aren't hella-sexy all the time, can probably, seeing as they're people, have a perfectly decent lovelife. And decent, in my opinion, is a lot better than dead.
ninja's, like a said before, are silent, stupid, star-throwing sissies... I think we all know that Vampires are better.
Vampires get my bet. theyre far scarier than zombies, were wolfs etc.
blah, ninjas win in my book thay have an aura of sweet r0x2orn355
Ninjas, seeing as vampires are vegetarians.
Well, if we're breaking out the other supernatural beings... my bet would be on demons unleashed from the very pits of hell. Yeah, nothing quite like a fallen angel to unbalance the competition.
But, no, I'm pretty sure the vamps would have the advantage. Ninja stealth is one thing, but vamps have superhuman sences, including their sence of smell. Of course, gas grenades and flash bombs would throw them off. Vampires CAN be kill through decapatation, so if the ninjas bring along some swords, that would help.
If we had a couple equal-number small armies going against one another, the vamps would lose about half their numbers, but win none the less. In a one-on-one, the vamp would probably win.
http://mifmif.joueb.com/images/Ugly3.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Iri Valentine
Ninja outrun vampire until daylight. Vampire burn. Ninja Kill ashes.
Ninja + 1
*Rolls eyes* I said LONG black hair. Not... anything there. :skull4:
Ninjas kick ass.
End of story.
They both suck. I win by default.
They both wear pajamas all day and run around spoiling people's evenings. What do you do?Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
Hmm....well, Anne Rice Vampires would as they are superhuman and stuff.
It would be close against Poppy Z brites vampires. They don't fight as such, just go about getting drunk and things....hmm....if that was the case they would just get jiggy wi' the Ninja's...then kinda bite them to death.
Any other kind of vampire would win.
Apart from Bob the ninja.
Chaos
Ninjas rule because they like to eat cheese and broccoli.
Vampires dont rule cos i dont like myself at the moment.
But yeah, Ninjas, because when they're dubbed in films, the dialogue is amazing. :D
Vampire > Ninja
Partly because of the fact that I actually want to be undead. :shifty:
Vampires kick ass. :cool:
Ninjas are cool, but Vampires are better. :cat:
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Ninjas suck, so I guess vampires win. Only a ninja made of garlic could kill a vampire anyway. :freak:
Lestat would kill them all with his sexyness
Well, both fanbases creep me out. On one hand you have the kids and creepy guys that dress up in ninja costumes shouting "Hiya" and "Hooooie-CHA!" On the other you have people that go to parties and roleplay as vampires, drinking tomato juice and trying to act "cool" yet "seperated" and "different" but realy just come off as lame.
Fans aside I'm going to have to say vampires.
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Originally Posted by Old Manus
I laugh and then I cry and then I laugh until I die.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nod
Yes we all know about your whole undead thing, STACCATO.Quote:
Originally Posted by strawberryman
If we're gonna be counting all the myths and legends behind the vampires then we've got to start counting all the myths and legends behind the ninja.
Ninjas were once said to wield awesome magical powers and were actually very apt in battling demons and vampires in particular.
If we're going by legend, then the super speed and super strength of the vampires really don't give them an edge because legendary ninja were said to have been super fast and super strong as well . . . and they got those badass ninja swords.
If we're basing this on reality, then there aren't any real vampires. We've just got a bunch of psychos running around these days sucking people's blood. In that case, ninja would definitely win.
. . . and no. We cannot pit real ninjas against mythical vampires because there are WAY too many theories.
Vampires. Ninja's suck compared to vampires. I find it kickass that Sierra was talked about at the beginning of this thread, I kinda wish I had my Sierra sig on right now, lol. I still like my Albel one though >.>
But yeah, Vampires have more abilites and could beat a ninja easy.
What's so wrong about being undead?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-X
Sure, they may be the scourge of the earth, but i'm sure all they want is a hug. A very morbid, possibly life-threatening one, but a hug nonetheless.
Vampires are winning overwhelmingly! What the hell? What kind of pansy is afraid of sunlight? A vampire. Ninjas win.
Whatever I am, it's vastly better than both.
Robot Baboons from 1942 > Vampires and ninjas
I still think the denizens of the abyss are superior. Even the panzy ones like Spawn & Co. would feed vampires and ninjas alike to themselves.
hehehe.Quote:
Originally Posted by faster skating penguin
They should make a video game featuring any game character ever perceived to be a ninja or vampire and pit them against each other.
Keith and Vincent Valentine and . . . um . . . I don't really know of any other vampires in action or RPG or fighting games.
Shinobi, Ayame and . . . um . . . I don't really know of any more ninjas either. I'm not good with names.
Flesh eating zombie pirates... with knives & forks...Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
haven't people had enough of zombie pirates yet? :confused:
Fat naked baby cherubs, obviously. Fat naked baby cherub zombie pirates, maybe. :rolleyes2
Ninjas are afoot!
W! pirates, ATTACK!
Yes, hug me :)Quote:
Sure, they may be the scourge of the earth, but i'm sure all they want is a hug. A very morbid, possibly life-threatening one, but a hug nonetheless.
What about a Ninja that got turned into a vampire. Eh? Ehhh?
Well, it depends on what type of Ninjas we are talking about here. Sure Vampires are much cooler than the everyday ninjas you see.
Unless you count the Ninjas from Naruto, then they would kik any vampire's @$$.
Keeping in mind Ninja were skilled chemists in their own rights ,they'd probably use some kind of magnesium acid-like solution that could kill Vamps like swatting flies.
Yes. Yes I did. Finally. Hurrah. :tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by Iri Valentine
Precisely.Quote:
Originally Posted by faster skating penguin
Plus, think about this: If Van Helsing, Buffy, and Simon Belmont can kill vampires, then I'm sure a Ninja can.
Same would go for Blade, and the Lichen/Vampire hybrid dude from Underworld, but they're hybrids, so they don't count.
At the end of the day, I think I'd rather be a Ninja/Vampire Hybrid. Like Blade. :)
Ninjas can beat vampires anyday. i mean, what's so scary about Dracula. vampires aren't smart, fast, practically invincible, creative, and flexible. ninjas win. vampires are so dumb and weak i think even my grandma could kill one! sure, they can change into a bat and try to fly away, but if one can pop a bird, one can pop a bat. i'm more "intimidated" from getting a bite from a pitbull than a vampire. wow, you sleep in a coffin, but it won't protect you.
What!! Even: http://daily.greencine.com/archives/nosferatu.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Yuffie514
He'll come & bite ya in ya sleep! :p
no, i'll come to his place, pry open his coffin and make him Shish Kabob! he'd better be dead by then, but i can always drag him out before the sun comes up and watch him shrivel to a prune.
:beer: :joey: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
You just don't get it, do you?
Vampires have too many weaknesses. Ninja don't have weaknesses at all. Except maybe yielding to a higher authority of some sort.
Ninja are stealthy: they'll sneak up on a vamp and slit their throat, then gut them with their katana or ninja knife . . . or they'll just use razor wire to rip the vamp's head off.
Ninja are chemists: they'll concoct a "potion" that will easily rip a vamp apart from the inside, out.
Ninja are cautious: you say "sissy star-throwing pajama-wearing nightowls," I say "gigantic boomerang-launching flame-repellent armor-wearing super-fast blade masters with a tendancy to attack from long range."
Ninja are never alone: the shadows are a ninja's friends
i think you watched too many Ninja movies.
ok ok 1st of all ... THIS IS STUPID! Making up some sort of fictionnal battle between Ninjas and Vampires. :rolleyes2 this is the reason why they maded up thoses stupid crappy movies such as Freddy vs. Jason or Alien vs. Predator.
okay well ... Ninja aren't THAT fast -_-' Ninjas r like ... assassins ... they avoid fighting at all costs and try to kill by stealth. They are trained for hand to hand combat but it's "just in case" they'll need it and it'll probably be to flee.
and Vampires doesnt have super-strengh or any crazy powers. they're just immortal people that cannot go into sunlight and that feeds on human blood.
Actually I've only watched a few.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magus
Its just for a laugh. Try not to cry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magus
Better watch what you say. Or they'll cut off your head and not even think twice about it. :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Magus
Yes they do. Anne Rice said so.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magus
i have no intent to pick on you Magus, but i'm here to make my point.
funny how you say immortal when i haven't seen a live one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magus
well, in case a ninja may have to fight, vamp will be dead.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magus
it's been said that ninjas are more overrated than pirates, but don't take the vamps too seriously.
Ummmmm.. Pirates! Y´arrr!!!
Jubei kills NarutoQuote:
Originally Posted by T-MaN
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Just who the heck is Jubei? Is he the samurai guy from Onimusha?Quote:
Originally Posted by faster skating penguin
*gasp*
T Man, you noob, he's from Ninja Scrolls.
Oh, *THAT* dude...GeeZ, you were awfully specific there faster skating penguin :rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by faster skating penguin
Edit: I still say Naruto is much better. :p
vampires are great
Id rather be bitin by a Vampire chick and become one of then than get killed by a ninja.
True. Especially if it was Akasha *drool*Quote:
Originally Posted by Yu-Yevon
You get bit and become vampires then . . . Yuffie514 and I will turn you into ash.