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Don't you hate it when an evil shaman has put a curse on one or more of your household appliances so that it doesn't work properly?
In my case, it's my dishwasher. Everytime I turn it on, it summons demonite from hell that try to kill me. I've called electricians and plumbers but they just charge me massive callout fees, and the problem comes back 3 days after they left. :(
lol made in china? nah i guess you should really change your dishwasher if its that bad instead of having to pay massive callout fees repetively
I had an exorcism performed on my Toaster. We're still waiting for the one priest to finally be spit back out. Also, our telephones currently recieve signals from the howling souls of those trapped in hell.
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Originally Posted by udsuna
i have a baby monitor that does that
The best way to deal with a cursed appliance is with a large hammer. A very large hammer. The kind of sledge that makes you feel like Thor, god of thunder, when you hold the mighty weapon of destruction in your immortal grip.
Trust me, I use this method all the time, and there aren't many toaster demons who dare to cross my verandah.
My mom's dryer burned holes in my panties. ;_;
One of my thongs looks like I had acid diarrhea.
That's..... interesting.
Anyway, yeah, my dryer hates me. Dunno why, must one to many "Your mom" jokes.
OMGWTFBBQ!!11!1Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
dunno, the post seemed really wierd and stuff, so i figured... yeah...
anyways, the best story I have is I mixed colored boxers with white undershirts, and thats about it
A printer I used to have started shooting paper all over the place, obviously trying to give me paper cuts, so I'd leave the house and never come back. Me and a sledgehammer made sure that it's evil deed did not go unpunished however. I can still see it's glowing evil green eye in my dreams at night...
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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
thats................wierd?
i say we round up all cursed items such as dryers,walkie talkies,hair dryers and christmas carol cds and burn them all to hell!!!!!!!!!
*adds an after thought*(SPOILER)rowr
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I took to it with a hammer, but it just fixed itself, like Christine. :(
You need to destroy it in the place it was manufactured after smearing it with goats blood and holy water, that should resolve that problem fairly quickly.It also helps to have a good box of freshly made talismans.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
Well, the element in the kettle decided to blow up the other day... my fault though. I switched it on when there was hardly any water in. =/
About 3 hairdryers we've had have blown up, and recently our kettle started randomly turning itself on if you left the plug socket switched on. Not good.
My dryer sounds like there are children fighting inside it. No really.
Kill the Shaman. They wouldn't let me be a Shaman neither. :mad2:
This thread instantly made me think of Foamy and his toaster. :)
My blender won't stop haunting me :( I took at it with an axe after a terrible tongue accident and then buried it underneath the swimming pool. Now it haunts me at night and chases me around trying to turn my nipples into gooey paste :(
my toasty is evil because when you set it on 3 it pops out 2.
And when you set it on 4 it pops out 6, burnt to a crisp
straight in the bin T_T
The iron in my house is evil, when you lift it up all this steam spurts out and it makes an evil hissing sound, it really scares me, so my mum has to do the ironing in my house.
Smile and Be happy :love:
My toaster told me to tell you that you are nuts.
My toaster sez he can beat up your toaster,
he was a viking in a past life...
And he made toast too :p
I'm a viking now.
BOB! THAT'S TOTALLY IT! THAT EVIL TOASTER! ME TOOOO! IT REMINDS ME OF THAT CLIP EVERY-SINGLE-TIME. :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
I have a disgraceful dishwasher. It really is disgraceful.