Look, I watch cable, I must be.
How ridiculous is this...
Ignore the picture at the top it's just an example. Quite a nice picture actually. :greenie: It's what it says that is really silly. :rolleyes2
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Look, I watch cable, I must be.
How ridiculous is this...
Ignore the picture at the top it's just an example. Quite a nice picture actually. :greenie: It's what it says that is really silly. :rolleyes2
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That picture was all I needed.
Have you read the text?Quote:
Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
It's not porn. :rolleyes2
OH PORN. :( Almost. xD
It's not F'ing porn!Quote:
Originally Posted by Resha
Bloody hell people, I already said.
That has got to be a joke. I'm glad I don't go to a nutso church like that one. Any real Christian would not be apart of a church that demonized so many of those things on that list.
This is from January? Demonizing Marilyn Manson is so 1996.
Yep, that list is definitely a joke... but it's still pretty funny.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Eats goth-related foods.
-violently shakes head to music.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.
Basically, it's listing all kinds of typical adolescent behaviour (besides the stereotypically 'Goth' stuff) and claiming it as a symptom of Gothness. You get similar lists warning, "is your child a homosexual?" and mimicing religious extremist warnings.
What's less funny, though, is that it's getting increasingly difficult to distinguish the joke sites from the serious ones. Shlup once gave me a link to a site with detailed info on male and female sexual hormone patterns. That site was chock-full of fascinating info, but the host site was owned by some kind of fundamentalist, so the data had been edited with a warning. According to this warning, all forms of contraception are morally wrong, and should never be used. This even applies to the 'rhythm method'. Apparently, if you do use this method to avoid having a child for "selfish reasons", you're as bad as any other amoral contraceptive-user who's deliberately trying to destory baby humans...
That's just an example of the kinds of extremes you can find anywhere. I've no problem with people holding extreme religious views, I'm just perturbed by the fact that extremists and satirists are becoming so hard to distinguish.
so how does that work???Quote:
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
sounds like your typical teenager to me!
I can't veiw the pic school says it's general porn.... but if any one can say what it looks like that's fine with me!
You should just burn me now :(
OMG, My neighbors 5 year old son is a GOTH!!!Quote:
Eats Goth related food, such as Count Dracula cerial?
Frankenberry and Quisp are way more goth than Count Chocula.
Two tasty goth lesbian females laying next to each other.Quote:
Originally Posted by ffrinoa8
Okay, According to this, I'm a goth. I'll put in the pieces that I apply to.
-Frequently wears black clothing. - Who doesn't?
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. - That's because I like the band.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. - I like piercings.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) - This one made me laugh, as I love marilyn manson, and suprisingly, so does my mum.
-Drinks alcohol. Surely, most teenagers and adults, for that matter, do.
-Complains of boredom. Thats because theres nothing to do in this god damn town.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. I don't sleep alot because I have problems sleeping.
-Is excessively awake during the night. Partys/TV/Computer
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. Well, I don't particulary want to go out with my friends, with my parents there.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. Teachers are hypocrites.
-Misbehaves at school. Just describes the average teenager.
-Eats excessively or too little I enjoy my food.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. Jeez. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) What is this world coming to?! :p
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. :rolleyes2
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.I enjoy talking to my friends online, forums, and my music. GOTHGOTHGOTHGOTH?!
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. I apply to 15.
The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center. Because I apply to 15 of the things listed, this must make me a goth AND a nutter? I think the person who WROTE this is crazy.
Seconded.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jess
Yep, I'm a Goth. And this proves it. :)
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
My cousin believes this and has basically been totally different towards me since she found out I like MM. I'm practically disowned by her standards just on this part alone, nevermind anything else on that list. :)
"I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
well looks like they'll have to intervene, but that went a bit far especcially the bit about the count draculla cereal LOL :choc:
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
evil sprits through meditation.)
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
11! Gothic I am!
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
er how can you be both bi-sexual and homosexual? :choc:
I'm a goth? I thought I was something else...
oh crap. ive got a tattoo. im a little bit gothy then
that is smurfing hilarious by the way.
:D
Satan thrives within us all. What's the big deal?Quote:
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately.
The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these
problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
I do all this:
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.who doesnt?...o yeah chavs
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.[b]what does this prove?[b/]
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson
claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please
discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)LOL
-Associates with other people that
dress, act or speak eccentrically.thats ALL my friends
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.Duh cuz i am ATHIEST and i have a small frame making me useless at sports
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.its spelt M-A-G-I-C-K magic is sheep tricks and witchcraft? so what if i am interested in wicca?
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends
while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe
this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be
stopped immediately.) -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may
watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.What games shoud i play? this says that my playing of Final Fantasy is evil
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions.DANGEROUS?I CALL BULL! Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.thats me,philosophy,wicca and buddhism
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases:
"I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".i have a few
but i am not a goth this thing sucks
oh no not goths
*pulls out cross*
get back get BACK!!!!!!!
every 12 year old is a goth these days, it is the "IN" thing......which is ironic.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Guess I'm a goth then. I'm also slightly offended. :p
wow...guess im a goth
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism
i dont see these as dangerous! i mean hinduism now thats just stupid
Holy crap, I am goth. :eek: My mom will kill me when she finds out.
I didnt even know. :cry:
If that list were serious, everyone would be goth. Everyone.
Guess we're bollocksed now.
What kind of hippie slaying axe-murderer wrote that list. He/She/It is a total idiot.
Yep, I must be goth! :rolleyes2
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
This thing is so stupid! :p
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may
watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
Wow, and I'm a born-again Christian. Imagine that, I'm a Goth too. :rolleyes2
Except, you know, I request time alone because I like peace and quiet. :eek:
Also, cable T.V is obviously of the Devil.
Philosophy is a cult? Wha?
Take care all.
Everything that is contrary to what you believe is a cult, when you're psycho.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Captain
But, I didn't think philosophy had any beliefs, aside from studying beliefs itself.
To me, it's like saying biology is a cult.
Color me confused.
Take care all.
If philosophy questions those beliefs you live your life by without thinking because you're psycho, it's evil. If it's evil then just call it a cult without thinking about it.
I don't know... Seeing a thread like this makes me sad 'cause I know a lot of people are going to automatically blame Christianity for that kind of obvious insanity, and it's depressing. ;_;
In a way, it's ironic, since Aristotle is considered by many to be a great champion of Christianity.
Take care all.
xD *witty comment*
I'm on to you!Quote:
Originally Posted by The Captain