OMG le Short Bus is Coming!

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05-06-2005, 11:48 PM
Shlup

OMG le Short Bus is Coming!

The short bus is coming for me. I just saw it crawl past my window. It knows... it knows!

Did you take the short bus ever? Do you even know what I'm talking about? I don't think I've ever been on a short bus. I took the regular bus on several occasions, but it wasn't particularly fun.

Story time!
Around here seniors in high school go to "Grad Night" at Disneyland. When we went one of our buses broke down, so I crammed between BJ and one of our friends on the floor of the aisle. It was sucksy. And then when we were almost there I looked up and saw another grad night bus going buy... a plush charter bus where every student was watching The Matrix on their own little TV.

And I was supposed to be going to the nice school! Rage!

Discuss.
05-06-2005, 11:50 PM
Chris

I gather you're rather fond of these buses? :greenie:
05-07-2005, 12:12 AM
Nod

NO YELLING ON THE BUS
:D
05-07-2005, 12:15 AM
TheAbominatrix

Not the short bus!

I remember on grad night, watching the plush busses go by with the kids watching tv while we were stuck in the old yellow peices of crap. I think it had to do with how much distance those schools had to go. Our drive was only like half an hour, after all.
05-07-2005, 12:30 AM
Yamaneko

After the doctor dropped me on my head, the next thing I knew I was riding the short bus to school!
05-07-2005, 12:32 AM
TasteyPies

Sometimes our driver doesn't show up. When that happens, we get to ride the short buss. xD
05-07-2005, 12:44 AM
Martyr

I owned one.

Got it from a junk yard.

Never got it running, but I still went in and rubbed my knuckles on the seats occasionally to test my endurance. I guess you can do that on any bus though...

Well, it's gone now.
05-07-2005, 01:43 AM
Rase

Nope.
05-07-2005, 01:53 AM
Leeza

Nope, never the short bus. We always had a huge long bus and my father used to drive one. :cat:
05-07-2005, 02:31 AM
DMKA

No, but I want to ride in nik0tine's when he get's one.
05-07-2005, 04:17 AM
rubah

I've ridden in a short bus. Not THE short bus however.
05-07-2005, 04:19 AM
Calliope

The hopper bus used to go from The Seabreeze Motel to Shazzamattaz, but now it doesn't ;_;.
05-07-2005, 04:28 AM
XxSephirothxX

In fact, I rode a short bus today to go take an Advanced Placement history test. :D
05-07-2005, 04:34 AM
disapointedchild

I also took the ap history test today.
Oh, and no short bus for me. Of any kind. :D
05-07-2005, 04:40 AM
Miriel

I've never been on a short bus before.

We had our Grad Night at Disneyland too, but the school was too cheap to pay for buses, so everyone had to drive there themselves. =/
05-07-2005, 05:18 AM
Shoeberto

Can't say I have, but there was a reverse dracula bus parked outside my house once.
05-07-2005, 05:21 AM
Jojee

What is a short bus? >o
05-07-2005, 06:39 AM
theundeadhero

A bus for short people. You've never ridden it?

Didn't Psy run over someone while driving a short bus?
05-07-2005, 11:46 AM
Loony BoB

You mean a minibus or something? :confused:
05-07-2005, 11:52 AM
Ko Ko

Eek! Le Short Bus! :o
Run, Shlup, RUN!

It's going to come for me someday. :skull2: The short bus is a legend in China. It only holds... disabled people.
05-07-2005, 11:54 AM
Rainecloud

I don't know what you're talking about, Shlup.

:/
05-07-2005, 12:46 PM
Devourment

Short bus... ?

Well there is a bus that runs through my village called the 'Beaver Bus.'

Hee hee, that makes me giggle.

*titters*
05-07-2005, 01:00 PM
theundeadhero

It's the school bus that the "special" people rode in because they couldn't ride on the regular bus. :(
05-07-2005, 01:22 PM
Meat Puppet

I'm scared of those. I always think that the driver will crack and drive us off a cliff or something.
05-07-2005, 01:25 PM
Old Manus

What the hell is the short bus? Is it growth-impaired or something? Or are everybody on it short down there?
05-07-2005, 03:58 PM
Strider

And here I was thinking this was a thread about Filter. Dang.

Anyway, no, I haven't.
05-07-2005, 04:19 PM
omnitarian

My mom drives a BMW.

One day she had a drag race with a short bus.

She lost. :-/
05-07-2005, 05:47 PM
DMKA

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monkey

What is a short bus? >o

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loony BoB

You mean a minibus or something? :confused:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rainecloud

I don't know what you're talking about, Shlup.

:/

Quote:

Originally Posted by TisWas

Short bus... ?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

What the hell is the short bus? Is it growth-impaired or something? Or are everybody on it short down there?

NORMAL BUS:

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/S...7132/vcs45.jpg

SHORT BUS:

http://www.collinsbus.com/global_ima...try_photo2.jpg
05-07-2005, 05:50 PM
Jojee

*shoots Dimka*

*shoots everyone else who keep making short people cracks*

It's not really a short bus then, it's more of a ... stubby bus ^.^
05-07-2005, 06:52 PM
Super Christ

Apparantly one of my friends was genuinely afraid of going on the short bus when he was a kid. Quite funny now.
05-07-2005, 07:16 PM
oww my gastric bypass!

We dont have a short bus here ive never herd of it! Our busses have 2 doors too I think fior safety reasons! One day the bus driver got mad and made us all walk! Everybodys parents complaiuned and now he has no job! :fencing:
05-07-2005, 10:21 PM
DMKA

Quote:

Originally Posted by oww my gastric bypass!

We dont have a short bus here ive never herd of it! Our busses have 2 doors too I think fior safety reasons! One day the bus driver got mad and made us all walk! Everybodys parents complaiuned and now he has no job! :fencing:

*is offended*