My plot has been foiled

For the past few years, my associates and I have been building a giant war-fortress on a remote, uncharted island. This fortress was built to launch nukes and clone armies of evil. The fortress was intended for easy world conquest at the push of the button, where we could just sit back and watch ourselves skyrocket to being kings of the world.
Alot of time, effort, and money went into this project.

Yesterday was the exciting day we push the on-switch. But seconds before our hard work could pay off, some dickhead Spanish spy (very attractive) crashed out party and cut my fingers off and shut down the fortress. Who does he think he is, to come in at the very last second, and ruin all my hard work? Does he have no morals? I was too angry.

To give this post any meaning, has anything like this (in any scale) ever happened to you?

I can't tell you how glad I am that someone who thinks "alot" is a word didn't get to be king of the world.

No.

How are you typing if you don't have fingers?!

In my country, alot is a word.
How could you be so racist?

Well the story all adds up (especially the very attractive part) except for the fact that I'm not Spanish, I'm Chinese :love:

Yes, once my friends and I spent days and days working on a project and then later we lost the tape and had to do it ALL OVER AGAIN.

My advice: Keep trying!

Don't worry Meat Puppet. We'll get 'em next time.

I've since learned how to eat corn on the cob without fingers! :)

Well, at least he didn't cut off your fingers. Oh wait..

I suppose it took you a long time to post this thread, considering you now have no fingers.

:(

Maybe he used his nose.
Or other body parts that I rather not speak of. o_o

You obviously need to try again, but this time you should appease the Spanish by giving them stereotypical Spanish wants.

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Originally Posted by Caspian

You obviously need to try again, but this time you should appease the Spanish by giving them stereotypical Spanish wants.

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Like tacos and booze. Then wait untill he takes a siesta to take over the world.

never fear meat puppet we can rebuild.........alot

Silly meat puppet, your supposed to take over the world by getting one of every credit card in the world, use your credit history to do a cash back netting together global billions, have a world wide lottery and give a free ticket to those who pledge their enternal loyalty to you. You had to get all showy with your nukes, so of course that happened.

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Originally Posted by TasteyPies

Like tacos and booze.

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*is offended*

I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops.

That changed my whole life.

I'm going to go slit my wrists now.

One time I started draining the energy of the local population using magic crystals, but then some people came and locked me inside said crystal for a few thousand years. It sucked.

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

One time I started draining the energy of the local population using magic crystals, but then some people came and locked me inside said crystal for a few thousand years. It sucked.

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Then the light warriors accidently woke you and an epic battle ensued, right? My memmory is a little fuzzy but I think remember reading something about that in the paper.

you're all crazy!!! :eek:

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Originally Posted by BlackRibon

you're all crazy!!! :eek:

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We have had a few Elixers but we're cool to drive man.. :drool:

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We have had a few Elixers but we're cool to drive man..

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Speak for yourself, Man. I just saw that guy summon the King of Dragons!

i would...
and i am angry... :mad2:

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To give this post any meaning, has anything like this (in any scale) ever happened to you?

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Yes.

It's okay. The spanish are just homophobic. One day, Meat Puppet, you'll finally be able to live free of persecution.

This event was obviously not that day.

I really thought Francisco loved me. The heartbreak is what really got to me.

(my primary wants for taking over the world were to make alot, atleast and atmany real words)

Yesterday I accidentally washed a red shirt with the whites.

MP, if making those words globally recognized was your goal, why didn't you just contact the friendly people at Webster's Dictionary? Surely, if they think "bling-bling" is a word, then they'll cater to your demands.

That, or become an English teacher and preach your brand of english to the up and coming people of the world until it's accepted.

Take care all.

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.





Okay, not really, but work with me here, I'm new at this.

Well, back when I was king of Scotland, this one time I tried to kill this guy because these weird sisters told me his sons were going to become king after me. But I messed up, and I was only able to kill him. His son got away. It sucked. But it's okay because MacDuff killed me three Acts later.

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Then the light warriors accidently woke you and an epic battle ensued, right? My memmory is a little fuzzy but I think remember reading something about that in the paper.

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No, the light warriors are the ones that saved the world from the myst, not the power of the crystals. Get it right!

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No, the light warriors are the ones that saved the world from the myst, not the power of the crystals. Get it right!

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NOT MYST! I mean, thats like nearly water!