William "The Refrigerator" Perry. Member of the 1985 Super Bowl champion Chicago Bears... not so accomplished competitive eater.
First, he gets his butt kicked in the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, and then he got his butt kicked again in a cake eating contest last week.
But, of course, this isn't about him. I present to you the following question: If you had to choose what food to eat in a competitive eating contest, would you rather eat hot dogs or cake?