Okay Amanda

Right, so obviously The Spider People are on the move and because they hate me they've probably read my address from somewhere in Amanda's apartment and now they know where I live, right? Okay. So, normally, the thing to do would be to sleep with some sort of moisquito net covering thing, except what if the spider people emerge on the INSIDE AND THEN THEY ARE TRAPPED INSIDE WITH ME? And if I use some sort of bug repellant, surely this will just result in somehow bugs being slain and lying around in a convenient spider luring pile which will result in my doom!

I'M FREAKING OUT AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO HERE.

Maybe Jack Nicholson and Eest will show up to play loud music that will make The Spider People explode. Or Tommy Lee and Will Smith will turn up with heaps of ammo, and then do The Carlton Dance.

I don't know. I demand an escape plan, and also a troupe of bodyguards to make the spiders go away. Yes.

Didn't you make this thread like two years ago?

What?

I don't remember...but if I made it already...then someone must have posted something that worked!

THERE'S STILL HOPE!

[okay I've been in one place for too long so I have to go I can't tell you where because I don't to endanger you, Stalin. If you don't hear from me in 24 then you're promoted to #2]

Actually, this might be a sign of impending DOOM because my mom got bit by a spider on her hand over the weekend, and her finger is twice the size now. I think this is retaliation for what we've done to them on Fear Factor. This doesn't look good for us.

I got bit by a spider in like, um December... :p

I hate Fear Factor. I always change the channel when the Animal Cruelty stunts begin.

while scorpions have had their way with me and my sleeping bag, spiders have proven unable to conquer me as of yet.

Jack and I are on the job.

I saw a spider yesterday. I might've even seen two. :shifty:

Spiders love me. They crawl on me and never bite and curl up and go to sleep and then I lay them tenderly onto the leaves of our maple trees and breed them into a mighty spider army and they fear the Carlton Dance evil Calliope and her Carlton dancing ways ;_;

You must not be very yummy, foa. I am like candy! :D

:weep:

Hire Doctor Octopus.

I saw a spider yesterday, too.

In fact, there's one on my wall right now.

Spiders don't freak me out unless they jump ON me for no apparent reason. Then SNAP! Spider guts.

Spiders are scary.


(SPOILER)But not as scary as DMKA!

WAHHHHHHHH ._.

Spiders!!!

*hides and runs like hell* ._.

Soooo scary.

Watch out for the Spider Baby.

It has the body of a spider, but the head of a baby. Truly frightening.

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Originally Posted by DarK Cha0s

I saw a spider yesterday, too.

In fact, there's one on my wall right now.

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:eek: Run away!

Make with the squishy squishy!

Then perhaps you could grow an army of birds. Big birds. Truly frightening.