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Here are a few funy things i have read in bathrooms.
"Here i sit all broken hearted
Tried to [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] but only farted
Then one day i took a chance
Tried to fart and [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] my pants"
"If you tinkle and you sprinkle , be a sweety wipe the seaty".
"Why are you looking here? the joke is in your hand"
What other funny things have you read in the bathroom?
Um, the only writing I see on bathroom walls are swear words. xD
Quote:
Originally Posted by Apollo
"For a good time call Devil May Kick Ass!"
'if you are reading this you are peeing on your left shoe'
"Hi!"
"I'm standing right behind you"
Eeew. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by My name is...something..?
Best i got was a load of tags from a bunch of lowlifes... that and "check your shoes for toilet roll before you leave this cubicle"
em yellow writing
"the turds will arise and take over the world now go go and [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] like you've never shat before"
We had something like that in the Middle School bathroom.Quote:
"Here i sit all broken hearted
Tried to **** but only farted
Then one day i took a chance
Tried to fart and **** my pants"
"Here I lay, broken hearted.
First I s*** and then I farted."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Apollo
"When madness becomes law, resistance becomes DUTY!"
I once saw...
"I'm watching you poop. Smells awful. EW."
...on a bathroom door. ...:( I didn't use that toilet after that. It was depressing.
Swear words
I wrote poems and essays on the bathroom walls at my old school
one time the janitor painted over them in white so I killed him
Yeah that and swatiskas. (sp?)Quote:
Originally Posted by Apollo
"release the brown hostage"
That is why I don't go to public bathrooms.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashi
what, do you run home when your colon is about to rupture?
"Dig hard Dig deep release the brown within"
that freaked me out they had a tape recorder hidden of freaky noises in the whole bathroom the psycho theme and a guy having a dump on it and other Sh*t
I never go in a public toilet :D
I heard a bathroom joke tho.
"Which hand do you wipe your ass with?"
".. right/left"
"OMG, i use toilet paper O.o"
I made a little fish. Okay that was on an add I just saw but still xD
Destai its *"I made a litte brown fish"* that ad pwned
I remember seeing something like this; a long spiel about bears on a bathroom door at my highschool (before the renovated it and tore that whole hallway down). XDQuote:
I wrote poems and essays on the bathroom walls at my old school
one time the janitor painted over them in white so I killed him
"Mikewas here"
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---->"is a faggot"
I usually Write Retard listing above the " " WOZ ERES.Quote:
Originally Posted by Necronopticous
I love your mom.
XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Destai
I love that advert!
You get "_____ was here <------ Is gay"
Everywhere!
one time i saw this "the guide to shÌtting"
"If you want to get your **** sucked, call Christine! "(forgot what phone # they used =P)
Go around filter + sexual reference = closed
Not that this one needed much of an excuse anyway.