Okay, so there's an evil crab who orders you to do stuff. Screenie what he says, it's funny! But you see, this crab has a dirty mouth, so if he says anything dirty, don't post those screenies or you can censor it.
The crab can be found... here!
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Okay, so there's an evil crab who orders you to do stuff. Screenie what he says, it's funny! But you see, this crab has a dirty mouth, so if he says anything dirty, don't post those screenies or you can censor it.
The crab can be found... here!
Lamesizzle forizzle.
He just tells you to F off after two of them.
Not for me, he told me to laugh dismissivly at a chair!Quote:
Originally Posted by Caspian
That happened to me, but sometimes it changes, and sometimes it's a different number before he tells you that. And sometimes he just doesn't say it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Caspian
I got attack your chair, draw a plant pot, and defend your monkey. As though I need told!
No screenies for you. I am stringent.
He told me to try to bite a chair, which wasn't funny, so I hit again and he told me to try to bite a lawn mower, which wasn't funny.
The next three agains, he told me to F off. =\
This is one command I am only too happy to obey!
*busts Monkey in the face with an oboe*
OH MY GOD!... It's looking right at me... SWEET JESUS IT'S GETTING CLOSER!
It told me to laugh at a sack of k. What?!
He told me to share my wookie. I think that means he wants me to become a prostitute. :skull2:
http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/attac...id=14219&stc=1
You heard the crab. Get to it.
XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
You people are all mindless! Stop listening to a CRAB! Think for yourself! Or at least, listen to me and not the crab ;) And in some cases (Psy), don't think at all... you'd probably come up with the same conclusion anyway cos' you're just as intelligent as a crab n_n
*gives Jiff money* :p
Every time I see money, I think monkey >_>
It keeps talking to me about pie.
"Shake your wookie"
"Shake your pie"
"Wax lyrical about a sack of some kind"
"Try to bite a plant pot"
"laugh dismisively at a chair"
"Send me all your money!!!"
"Kiss some wookie"
O_o
Whats a wookie?!
I refuse to obey thee!
I seems like a substitute for the word 'arse' to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zelda
Bah, site's filtered. Bloodeh Sixth Form.
For some strange reason, it doesn't talk on the second line, which i find quite annoying because then i can't read theQuote:
Originally Posted by Rye
If that crab thinks I'm obeying him, he can come over here and MAKE ME. :D
Did it tell you to bite a plantpot
Plant pots don't taste very nice :(
It comes up on myn :)Quote:
Originally Posted by The Anarchy Angel
Oh now you tell me! :(Quote:
Originally Posted by The Anarchy Angel
Mine didn't but i guessed it said "kind" becasue it randomly fitted words together to make a hopefully sensible sentence....
Waitasec
Sensible?! That crab is as far from sensible as it's possibkle to be! Bah to all crabs, its a shame they've got claws that could rip a tank appart, Jesus Christ
Jig around a wookie?
That's one odd crab
