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Ok , let's say that , somehow,someone added 3 new commandments so that there were not Ten Commandments but 13.It'd be interesting to know what these last 3 would be. :D
In my world , they would be as follows :
11) Thou shall not develop technologies and such for murder and war.
12) Thou shall be tolerant and patient with those of different creed.
13)Thou shall not fail to uphold the previous Commandments.
11) thou shalt not make anymore commandments to do so would miss the point of the ten commandments.
If you loved your neighbor, you wouldn't need those.
that's a good point from .........zezipster (feels weird saying/typing that.)
You can impose your laws, but you will never surpress MY FREEDOM!
*disobeys God's rules*
11.) There is no 11, hah fooled you, Moses. lolz.
12.) Don't spam.
11 or something) Don't do what the commandments command
commandment 53749572512) Never eat cheese, it should be banned
11) Thy shall not assume everyone else is Christian/actually cares about the ten commandments.
what do you think I am ? Stupid ?! Of course not everybody is Christian ! I'm just doing this for amusement's sake. :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by DMKA
11-20) "I'm just making Moses carry these extra stone tablets 'cuz it's funny to watch him squirm" ~ Signed God.
12) Thou shalt not assume what people are assuming. Ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by DMKA
13) Shlup and the other guy should look at DMKA's sig and custom title and location and know not to take his posts in general chat concerning politics or religion seriously. :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
14) DMKA should do the same. Oh snap!
15) lol you
the commandments have been degraded to a chat service now? Awesome!
11) Thy shall not ram your beliefs down other's throats.
12) Thou shall question me.
13) Thou shall draw your own interpretations of this religion.
hoy, make all the Commandments you want, but i remain in the thievery business.
11) LOL JESUS
I just pretend to be illiterate at times like these.... :fpton:
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Originally Posted by should have been DMKA
11~ Thou shalt not double post.
12~ Thou shalt not desire power.
13~ Thou shalt not look up tentacle porn on the internet.
11) thou shalt not assume people who create threads concerning the commandments are sanctimonious God-fearing assholes .
Hah !
11) Obey commandment # 10.