I disown you!

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06-13-2005, 03:20 PM
ThroneofDravaris

I disown you!

If you could deport anyone from your own country, who would it be?

I would kick out Holly Valance. That egocentric bitch used her mediocre acting role on Neighbors to launch an even less successful singing career. Then, when it all failed, decided to live off advertising, to the displeasure of all who have to be subjected to her style of self indulgent commercials.

YOU’RE NOT TALENTED, SO SHUT THE HELL UP OR GET OUT!!!!!!!!

A close second would go to, Schapelle Colby. That pathetic excuse for a human being is on the verge of ruining the relationship between Australia and Indonesia, all because she was stupid enough to try and smuggle 4 kg of Cannabis through a country that carries the DEATH PENALTY for drug smuggling. Then again though, she won’t be back for 20 years, so it doesn’t really matter.

*laughs manically*

Well, that’s my rant. Who would you like to see packaged in a wooden box and shipped off to Antarctica?
06-13-2005, 03:21 PM
Meat Puppet

i'd deport myself home :(
06-13-2005, 03:22 PM
tomamar04

I'm British and would love to see Pete Docherty, Chris Martin and Jose Mourinho (even though he's Portugesse) deported.
06-13-2005, 03:26 PM
Rusty

I would deport any unknown terrorists living in Australia who plan to hurt our country.
06-13-2005, 03:39 PM
Madame Adequate

If I got to choose the destintion, I'd deport myself to the US. Way easier than the other ways to go about it.

However if people just got kicked out, I'd deport Jamie Oliver, and Coldplay, and each and every individual in this nation who had a hand in making, publicising, or purchasing the 'Crazy Frog' ringtone.

Then I'd drop a super high yield nuclear warhead on whatever unfortunate nation they ended up in.
06-13-2005, 03:47 PM
ThroneofDravaris

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty

I would deport any unknown terrorists living in Australia who plan to hurt our country.

You'll have to find me first
06-13-2005, 04:18 PM
Jess

Tony blair. :)
06-13-2005, 04:41 PM
gokufusionss1

i'll take holly valance off your hands and give you anne widecombe.
06-13-2005, 04:48 PM
tomamar04

Good swap...for us!

Michael Winner's gotta go too...

Quote:

Don't worry dear, it's not a real mouse
06-13-2005, 05:01 PM
gokufusionss1

don't worry dead, i'm actualy a very good driver.
06-13-2005, 05:02 PM
Zeldy

The girl who bullys me, she makes me cry :(
06-13-2005, 05:35 PM
The Anarchy Angel

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomamar04

Good swap...for us!

Michael Winner's gotta go too...

Quote:

Don't worry dear, it's not a real mouse

So that's it's name.....urge to kill.......rising!
06-13-2005, 05:37 PM
Silmaril

I'd like to ship my ex. Pak. studies teacher to the deepest darkest recesses of the earth.
06-13-2005, 05:40 PM
Dr.K

That woman from the off-license. She short changed me after I bought a packet of Twiglets.
06-13-2005, 06:35 PM
Destai

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Anarchy Angel

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomamar04

Good swap...for us!

Michael Winner's gotta go too...

Quote:

Don't worry dear, it's not a real mouse

So that's it's name.....urge to kill.......rising!

I love that add xD!
06-13-2005, 06:41 PM
tomamar04

What the...?
06-13-2005, 06:44 PM
Destai

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomamar04

What the...?

"Don't worry dear, it's not a real mouse"/"what a clever little mouse, Ive bought him some cheese!" *Squeek* xD1!!
06-13-2005, 06:45 PM
tomamar04

I knew what you meant, it's just you're the first person I've spoken to who say they like it.
06-13-2005, 06:45 PM
Fuzakeru

I'd deport every evidence of Ronald McDonald existing on American grouds. I'm afraid of clowns and next to Pennysworth ( is that his name? The clown from IT? ) is the most frightening sight I've ever seen.
06-13-2005, 06:46 PM
Apollo

Avril Lavigne and the guy that sits next to me in Algebra.
06-13-2005, 06:53 PM
Spiffing Cheese

That stupid guy who does the lottery. Eamon something? He really annoys the crap out of me.
06-13-2005, 07:04 PM
Old Manus

Abu Hamza. Terrorist bastard.
06-13-2005, 07:07 PM
gokufusionss1

come on he has an eye patch and a hook for a hand, he makes my life worth living we can get rid of him.
06-13-2005, 07:11 PM
Old Manus

He didn't turn up for court because he said "My toenails are too long and they hurt when I walk." Come ON. Can't you see he is taking the piss?
06-13-2005, 07:44 PM
Cuchulainn

Iain Paisley & Peter Robinson, biggotted scum. I'd ship them to Vatican City & watch them melt.
06-13-2005, 08:10 PM
Psychotic

Loony BoB. He's not British but he lives here. CURSE HIM!
06-14-2005, 12:19 AM
-N-

I'd deport Kirobaito to Britain, where no one likes John Denver. :D
06-14-2005, 12:38 AM
MushroomZOMBIE

People.
06-15-2005, 10:31 AM
Primus Inter Pares

LOL, I would deport either myself (I'm leaving Australia in 172 days anyway) or ThroneofDravaris, Seriously man, how can you say that Schapelle Corby is the one to blame :)
06-15-2005, 10:43 AM
Resha

I'd deport...a little kid. :) I don't know why. Why not?
06-15-2005, 10:56 AM
Loony BoB

I'm torn between agreeing with Muppet and retaliating to Psy's post.

But seriously, I don't know. I can't think of anyone I really don't like here. I would say myself, but at the same time I don't want to get deported just yet. Maybe in a few years time, though...
06-15-2005, 12:06 PM
DMKA

Anne Coulter. The thought of her being gone makes me happy. The thought of her being in another country makes me lol.
06-15-2005, 12:06 PM
Devourment

I can't really think of anyone I'd want to deport... 'Cause I'm such a nice guy. :greenie: