Audio Madness from Citizen Bleys

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07-26-2001, 07:37 PM
Citizen Bleys

Audio Madness from Citizen Bleys

I recorded a nice 10 meg, 10-minute Introduction to Eyes on Final Fantasy, directed at newbies with a lot of bandwidth. However, those of you who aren't newbies will probably get a lot of laughs out of this introduction. I introduce a phantom newbie to the administration, the forums, the moderators, the rules, etc.

I'll admit that the first couple of minutes (i.e., my introduction of Cid and Britt) is pretty weak, but it gets good towards the end.

DOWNLOADS:

FULL INTRO, 10 MB
Part 1 (admins cid-scottie), 1.9 MB
Part 2 (admins britt-unne), 1.6 MB Asorie is covered in this part. She's the meat in a weirdo (Britt and Unne) sandwich :p
Part 3 (admin bleys), 1.0 MB
Part 4 (the forums), 1.7 MB
Part 5 (the moderators), 1.4 MB (This is the funniest segment, IMHO
Part 6 (the threats), 916k
Part 7 (the conclusion), 444k

I'm going to try to add this to the registration page :p

EDIT: NOTE: Do not download the 10 meg file and the others--Parts 1-7 are simply broken down versions of the full intro for those who don't have the bandwidth for a 10 meg download. If you can handle 10 megs, fine, get the full version. If you can't, download the 7 parts separately.
07-26-2001, 07:42 PM
Vincent Valentine

I can't look at it from here but I bet it's hilarious!
07-26-2001, 07:59 PM
Rydia of Mist

That was fan-freakin'-tastic, Bleysie.

"Rydia of Mist: She hangs around with a guy called 'Happypeepeehead'; this is her most normal trait."

Heh heh. Damn straight. :D

This is what is called an "Instant EoFF Classic." *much applause*
07-26-2001, 08:01 PM
Citizen Bleys

It'd better be. It took 2 weeks of planning and sound-clip downloading, plus another week of recording bits of it over and over and over again to get it right. It had BLOODY WELL BETTER BE POPULAR, SOD IT! *glares*

Well, except with a few people who I'm sure will be after blood *cough*Asorie*cough*
07-26-2001, 08:02 PM
Rydia of Mist

By the way, you have one of the most accurate Walter Koenig/Pavel Chekov impressions I've ever heard.
07-26-2001, 08:02 PM
Scottie

Nicely done... nicely done.

*claps* :)
07-26-2001, 08:05 PM
Citizen Bleys

Quote:

Originally posted by Rydia of Mist
By the way, you have one of the most accurate Walter Koenig/Pavel Chekov impressions I've ever heard.

*sigh* Between that and Scottie's intro, I figured I had entirely too much Star Trek in the file :p
07-26-2001, 08:18 PM
Cute&Dangerous

XD
Took a long time for it to load and to listen to it all but it was soooo worth it!

*runs off to listen to it again*
07-26-2001, 08:20 PM
Endless

*falls from chair*
*rolls on the floor*

omg !!!

Heh, I hope Thanos will get it too ;)
*hugs Sean's princess*

*listens entirely*

This is absolutely great.
*aaplauds*
07-26-2001, 08:31 PM
Zell's Fists of Fury

Breathtaking.... simmply... breathtaking..... so hard not to contain the joy flowing through my body after listening to that.... wow...
07-26-2001, 08:42 PM
Ally

:laugh:

That was great!!
07-26-2001, 08:58 PM
Schala

LMFAO
That was beautiful Bleys....
07-26-2001, 08:59 PM
Shadowdust

This is too good! My toupe is off to you Bleys! BTW, you remind me a lot of one of my friends. You guys are alike in too many ways.
07-26-2001, 09:07 PM
Danni

Omg.. that was awesome!! Bravo Bleys! *laughs* you remind me so much of my friend steve hehe :D:D
07-26-2001, 09:51 PM
Chaos

ROTFLMLCFAO!!!!

translated: Roll on the floor laughing my little cute :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ing ass off!!!!

Yeah, very very funny. I wuv it so. :D

Chaos
07-26-2001, 11:01 PM
Wyllius

Shuperb
07-26-2001, 11:08 PM
Inker

Thats great Very, Very Funny.
07-26-2001, 11:10 PM
Advent Child

*is still downloading*
while this downloads, I'd like to sing a little song for you... ahem:
:o Doo! DooDooDoo! Doo! DooDoo Doo DoDo! :o
I got so caught up in my song that I didn't realize this was already done downloading! *listens*
LOL!... yes thats all....
07-26-2001, 11:21 PM
Agent Proto

You left me out of the Moderators!!!! Noo!! oh wait. :D You did, you just didn't mention me in the little cool music thing. :p
07-26-2001, 11:30 PM
Kalen

*laughs* I always love your audio stuff, Bleys. *listens to it again*

*claps*
07-26-2001, 11:35 PM
Britt

It's not true, comrades, it's not true! O_o
07-27-2001, 12:22 AM
RSL

That was incredible Bleys. Very nicely done, completely hillarious, it left me speechless.
07-27-2001, 01:28 AM
Dr Unne

It was pretty much what I expected. You're going to scare off all the new people with that, Bleys.

*shakes his head*
07-27-2001, 02:04 AM
Big Ogre Umaro

(Maybe it's just as well, Carpie...)

I do think that that Asorie intro just bought you a Cheese Grater Castration, Bleysie...oh well. *eats cheese* This one's definitely going into Songs Bleys Would Hate, Vol. 2, should I ever get off my arse and find another 60 minutes of songs Bleys would hate.
07-27-2001, 02:11 AM
Sita Atis

Wait a minute, split up they all add to 8.96 MB, but the full one is 10MB, what happened to the 1.04MB?? HUH??? HUH???

:p
07-27-2001, 02:50 AM
Morticia

It made me smile.

Phoenix
07-27-2001, 03:26 AM
HighSorceressDelial

ROFLMAO
my gosh that was great......:laugh:
07-27-2001, 03:37 AM
Shoeberto

hey u belys dat wuz mene 2 us nubies

Or WAS it? Great clip, Bleys. Interesting introduction to all the big staff people. I would just hate to be you when Asorie hears this.
(PS: I downloaded the big one, and it's 9.04 megs, not 10)
07-27-2001, 09:00 AM
Bong McMond

*hugs work computer with fast connection and stuff*

Ok, downloading..

*waits silently*

Done...

Cool, however, I could not here a word you said behind the superman music... I'll have to send it home, as I cannot listen to it without headphones on at work... you didnt need to know that, but my feet hurt!!!!
07-27-2001, 02:04 PM
Blackmage

Excellent!

One word can describe it all... Spiffy! Loved the Monty Python add-ins. At least now I know that there are more people like me in this world...obsure, random, and seemingly funny to the general public. Errr...well...maybe I should say that there MAY be more people like me here... I dunno...But the clip was good, and that's all that matters...I think. Otherwise, why would I be posting this in the first place? I mean, ya kno- *gets pulled off stage for being annoying*
07-27-2001, 02:13 PM
The Professor

Crazy Bleysie, you've done it again. :D That was great.
07-27-2001, 03:40 PM
Dr Unne

I want to know why the Mods get epic-sounding theme music playing the background and the Admins didn't get anything.
07-27-2001, 03:42 PM
The Professor

Yeah, Bleys! The Good Doctor wants his music! :p
07-27-2001, 06:14 PM
Citizen Bleys

Quote:

Originally posted by Agent Proto
You left me out of the Moderators!!!! Noo!! oh wait. :D You did, you just didn't mention me in the little cool music thing. :p

Cram it, Proto.
07-27-2001, 07:12 PM
Cactuar2000

Quote:

Originally posted by Dr Unne
I want to know why the Mods get epic-sounding theme music playing the background and the Admins didn't get anything.

You got called Princess Brian.. I think THAT'S a fair deal.. ;)

After all.. I was referred to as a Bikini-Clad Primate once again.. xD

OOGA-BOOGA!!
07-27-2001, 08:25 PM
Stevo

Nice. What I would expect, From Citzen Bleys, A masterpiece.
07-27-2001, 08:59 PM
ChibiRinoa

'Twas hilarious. That's all. *dies*
07-27-2001, 10:55 PM
Pancaek

That was pure ace, Bleys. *rotflmao @ Princess Brian*
07-28-2001, 12:46 AM
RSL

Quote:

Originally posted by Dr Unne
I want to know why the Mods get epic-sounding theme music playing the background and the Admins didn't get anything.

I'm sure that it was mostly intended for me and Bleys just decided to throw a few more mods in just to fill space.
07-28-2001, 01:48 AM
Daryl

LOL xD

...

Truly...inspiring, Bleys. Very well done, indeed.
07-30-2001, 02:14 AM
Kawaii Ryûkishi

I second that el-oh-el exdee. It was funny.

I laughed.
07-30-2001, 07:04 PM
Rydia of Mist

*listens again*

*giggles at how Bleys's voice cracks when he says "Happypeepeehead"*

>=]
07-31-2001, 12:33 AM
Emerald Aeris

That... was priceless. Simply priceless.
07-31-2001, 10:25 AM
Thanos

Arrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggg!!!!!

i can't donwload them, that doesn't work !!!:( :( :( :cry: :cry:

i'll retry later, hope it will work !!!
07-31-2001, 12:39 PM
The Professor

Oh, that's too bad Princess. :D
07-31-2001, 01:13 PM
Thanos

damn, now, it seems that everybody knwo about me being Sean's princess !! ;)

hey, Landwaster du Lac (aka Bleys ;)), do u still have the thread where there was all the princess thingy ??
08-01-2001, 01:38 PM
Citizen Bleys

I lost the URL, but I still have it saved as a .gif at home someplace... :p
08-02-2001, 08:51 AM
Thanos

if u could send it to me, it would be sooooooooooooo great of you Bleys !!! :D
08-02-2001, 07:10 PM
Asorie

Bleys, have you ever had the urge to die a la William Wallace in Braveheart? I hope so, because you're going to experience it at least twelve times, soon *^_^*

That was...typical Bleys xD We haven't had anything that good in a while.
08-03-2001, 01:48 PM
Citizen Bleys

Well, if I'm going to die anyways, I guess I shouldn't hold back on making fun of you even more.
08-03-2001, 09:12 PM
Beowulf

w00t!!!

Greatly done bleys! *comments you and stuff* Good job do it some more. :mog:
08-04-2001, 03:16 AM
Stone

ROFLMAO! That was great Bleys, that was great.

Princess Brian :whoa:
08-05-2001, 09:47 AM
S.H Panda!

Well Done Citizen Bleys
08-06-2001, 05:53 AM
Nuke Boy

Way to go!

Nice one, Bleys! I especially like your description, as mine are similar, except for the fact I seek world domination and I practice black magic.:D I heard you sniggering! Meteo! *random person is ripped apart* Oh, and I also like cheese. Especially if it's filled with vodka.
08-06-2001, 11:52 PM
krissy

Xd
ROTFLMAO.
08-08-2001, 02:32 PM
The Professor

Jesus H. Christ, Lunaris! Calm down! Worse than Nazis... uh-uh. I don't think so.

*stops being off-topic*
08-08-2001, 06:31 PM
krissy

Lunarism? Um, no....Okay? =o
Let's leave the political discussion in another thread. Why don't you make one?
You're gonan ruin this one.
08-09-2001, 09:12 AM
Thanos

Wéééééééééééééééééé :)

HAHAHAHAHAHHA, this is soooooo excellent Bleysie :laugh:
"and Cid was ... thanos' .... hummm, yes .... princess"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA vraiment trop fort !! ;)
08-09-2001, 05:30 PM
krissy

Hahaha, yes....I forgot teh princess part for a second there. =o
And Together, they form a giant mecha!
08-09-2001, 11:43 PM
Leknaat V

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok, I sleep all night and I work all day..... XD

Nice one Bleys.

Hee hee......
08-10-2001, 03:26 PM
Citizen Bleys

Ahem: As requested, the "Cid/Thanos's Princess" thread.

large image. clicky
08-10-2001, 03:33 PM
Thanos

OMG !!
this is soooo great !! :)
thx mister Landwaster du lac ;)
08-10-2001, 04:22 PM
Endless

*falls from chair*
*laughs*

Omayegode!!
08-11-2001, 05:53 PM
m4tt

Heh, I finally listened to this. Very well done bleys :D
08-11-2001, 07:30 PM
Morticia

*bites lips to keep from laughing*

*fails*

*wipes tears from laughter*

Good one. Nice touch in adding the screen shot of the "Princess" thread.

Phoenix
08-13-2001, 08:35 AM
Shlup

I started listening to it a few days ago but I got distracted and I think it's best if I don't listen again. Listening to Bley's makes me want to cry.

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