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06-20-2005, 02:33 PM
SNOOZER

Your epitaph.

You're dead. Now think of something clever to put on your epitaph.

Here lies SNOOZER.
[strike]"I told you I was sick."[/strike]
"Well that sucked."

I took the liberty and went ahead and changed it, before everybody starts posting more "You stole that from what's-his-face". In all honesty, it was a coincidence, I have no idea who that man is really. So, I apologize.
06-20-2005, 02:35 PM
Devourment

Here lies Joshua Aidan Peel
Born 4th of November 1987
Died 20th of June 2005
R.I.P

Was that good enough?

:roll:
06-20-2005, 02:35 PM
DMKA

"Here lies DMKA. Hell stinks more."
06-20-2005, 02:36 PM
Destai

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNOOZER

You're dead. Now think of something clever to put on your epitaph.

Here lies SNOOZER.
"I told you I was sick."

That made me laugh out loud.
06-20-2005, 02:38 PM
Devourment

Quote:

Originally Posted by DMKA

"Here lies DMKA. Hell stinks more."

You forgot 'lol'.
06-20-2005, 02:39 PM
Craig

I AM CRAIG
BRING ME COOKIES
06-20-2005, 02:42 PM
Trumpet Thief

Here lies the Trumpet Thief, as well as chaos, Rubedo, Trowa, and Albedo:

She cheated on me...
Ah, quit whining.
*Sits and stares and sits and stares*
06-20-2005, 02:43 PM
ThroneofDravaris

99% fat free my arse!
06-20-2005, 02:51 PM
Dr.K

<<< I'm With Stupid >>>
06-20-2005, 02:53 PM
smittenkitten

Here lies smittenkitten
died lonely waiting
for her love Squall
May she be
forgotten
May she purr
forever
06-20-2005, 03:04 PM
Resha

"Email me sometimes, I like hearing from live people! ^_^ -insert celestial email address here- No spam, plz! :)"
06-20-2005, 03:09 PM
bigbri2k5

Quote:

Here lies SNOOZER.
"I told you I was sick."

isnt that on spike milligans (from the goonies) headstone?
06-20-2005, 03:14 PM
Rye

Jessica Rye:
Here lies bread gone bad.
06-20-2005, 03:15 PM
SNOOZER

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigbri2k5

Quote:

Here lies SNOOZER.
"I told you I was sick."

isnt that on spike milligans (from the goonies) headstone?

I have no idea.
06-20-2005, 03:24 PM
bigbri2k5

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNOOZER

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigbri2k5

Quote:

Here lies SNOOZER.
"I told you I was sick."

isnt that on spike milligans (from the goonies) headstone?

I have no idea.

im pretty sure it is in gallic
06-20-2005, 03:26 PM
Hawkeye

Here lies Hawkeye
All your graves are belong to me!
06-20-2005, 03:31 PM
Rye

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawkeye

Here lies Hawkeye
All your graves are belong to me!

All your after life are belong to us!
06-20-2005, 03:36 PM
Erdrick Holmes

"KO: You lose"
06-20-2005, 03:37 PM
Doomie

Here lies Erik
Come visit me or I shall haunt you OHHHHHHHH EEEEEEEEEH OOOOOOOOOOH
06-20-2005, 03:54 PM
-N-

Insert two credits to continue.
06-20-2005, 04:21 PM
Jess

I'm not dead. :D
06-20-2005, 04:23 PM
Old Manus

Haven't we had this before?
06-20-2005, 04:26 PM
Jojee

Do animals go to heaven?
06-20-2005, 04:28 PM
Doomie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monkey

Do animals go to heaven?

Most of them do. There are a few exceptions, however.
06-20-2005, 04:29 PM
The Anarchy Angel

Here lies The Anarchy Angel
I wasn't dead in the first case! *splish*
Well this sucks
06-20-2005, 04:39 PM
SNOOZER

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

Haven't we had this before?

I had no idea. If we did you'll have to forgive my newbie ass. We have no soul thus we tend to do unacceptable things.
06-20-2005, 04:42 PM
Maxico

Yeah thats what Spike Milligan wanted on his grave. I'm not sure he got it though.
06-20-2005, 05:08 PM
Ashi

This will sound horribly corny, but I want mine to say that I lived my life to the fullest and have no regrets.
06-20-2005, 05:09 PM
DreamingOfDreams

Here lies DreamingOfDreams,
Hyper psyco and Eater of Socks
"I'll be back! Fear my hyperness!
Mwahahaha!!!"
06-20-2005, 05:11 PM
gokufusionss1

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNOOZER

You're dead. Now think of something clever to put on your epitaph.

Here lies SNOOZER.
"I told you I was sick."

you steal comedy genius spike milligans joke and then claim it as your own, for shame for shame your epitath should read
"Thief"
06-20-2005, 05:13 PM
I Don't Need A Name

Here lies Final-and......
^ not enough people donated enough money to finish the enscription
06-20-2005, 05:14 PM
Zeldy

~Amy~
Break this bittersweet spell on me,
Lost in the arms of Destiny
Lauri <3
06-20-2005, 05:16 PM
SNOOZER

Quote:

Originally Posted by gokufusionss1

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNOOZER

You're dead. Now think of something clever to put on your epitaph.

Here lies SNOOZER.
"I told you I was sick."

you steal comedy genius spike milligans joke and then claim it as your own, for shame for shame your epitath should read
"Thief"

I didn't claim anything, I don't even know who that guy is. Which would probably infuriate you more. But in all seriousness I had no idea.
06-20-2005, 05:25 PM
Rinoa_Galatea

Here lies Rinoa Galatea.
That girl who says stupid things
when there's nothing left to do.
We pray she never resurrects
cause she says so many stupid things
we can't handle with.
We pray she goes to Heaven
even if she wanted to go to Hell.
We pray she finally rest
cause we don't want to hear any stupid comments
about sheeps & soups from her.
R.I.P.!!!!!!!!! Plz!!!!!!!!
06-20-2005, 05:38 PM
Hroth

I wouldn't have anything written on my epitaph. I think i'd design it but have only my name written on it.
06-20-2005, 07:13 PM
Silmaril

Here Lies Amnah Nadeem
Let Her Lie Still And Forever Dream
Of Happy Days And Dear Friends
Let Her Lie Here Until The End
06-20-2005, 07:30 PM
theundeadhero

theundeadhero

Coffin for rent
Aquire within
06-20-2005, 07:34 PM
Fuzakeru

Quote:

Originally Posted by -N-

Insert two credits to continue.

That rocked.

Don't know what mine would say. =/ Probably would have to do with necroFILEEEEEEEACTZ cause I'm Hentai like that, baby. -shrug-
06-20-2005, 07:56 PM
44 caliber

"Sup?"
06-20-2005, 07:58 PM
DreamingOfDreams

Quote:

Originally Posted by theundeadhero

theundeadhero

Coffin for rent
Aquire within

That's funny!
06-20-2005, 08:18 PM
Odaisé Gaelach

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigbri2k5

isnt that on spike milligans (from the goonies) headstone?

im pretty sure it is in gallic

Yup, his father was from Sligo.

Duirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite - I told you I was sick.

My epitaph would be:

Odaise Gaelach
Found out what the button did.
06-20-2005, 08:42 PM
KoShiatar

"People thought she was half crazy
but knew only a half of her".
06-20-2005, 08:59 PM
Maxico

"You're standing on my head!"
06-20-2005, 09:06 PM
Triple T

Here Lies Triple T
Insert Yaoi Here
|
V
06-20-2005, 09:12 PM
DreamingOfDreams

"If you stand here -------------> Yes, right there, my dead hands will grab you and pull you into and eternal sleep.
Rest in peices."
06-20-2005, 09:16 PM
Chris

http://:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou...u::bou:/66gaa9
06-20-2005, 09:19 PM
Tama2

BRAINS
06-20-2005, 09:21 PM
Chris

http://:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou...u::bou:/66gcu9

:D
06-20-2005, 09:25 PM
themagicroundabout

probably something like, here lieth the magic roundabout whose dying words were "...bugger this..."
06-20-2005, 09:34 PM
Jowy

OH DAMMIT
RES PLZ
06-20-2005, 10:01 PM
Peegee

"res plz"

:D

Jowwy wins

lolasl?
06-20-2005, 10:45 PM
radyk05

here lies radyk05
haha! told you it was pioson!
pay up the bet, suckaaaa!!
06-20-2005, 10:50 PM
Rini

Loyal to my musical gods, my epitaph would read as follows:

Rini
Forever Dead

We have all lost it now
Catching the flakes of dismay
Born the travesty of man
Regular pulse midst pandemonium
You’re plucked to the mass
Parched with thirst for the wicked

The Sun Sets Forever Over Blackwater Park.

I love that song. It gives me the goosebumps.
06-20-2005, 11:16 PM
Jess

Jessica
This is my epitaph.
06-20-2005, 11:53 PM
rubah

"She died.

Happily! :)"
06-21-2005, 12:02 AM
Giga Guess

Giga Guess

Going, going, GONE!
06-21-2005, 12:03 AM
Spammerman

Here lies link31793
He shot a gun
The wrong way
06-21-2005, 01:14 AM
Poopcannon

"Here lies poopcannon,
The man who single-handedly proved that you CAN light a fart on fire.
Rest in pieces."
06-21-2005, 01:36 AM
Mittopotahis

'Here Lies Yuripa.
"What? No More continues?"'
06-21-2005, 01:43 AM
Calliope

"Haha! I'm not really dead at all, I'm just hiding. I can see you! I like your shoes."
06-21-2005, 01:51 AM
DMKA

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThroneofDravaris

99% fat free my arse!

xDDDDDD
06-21-2005, 02:47 AM
Madame Adequate

^ ^ V V < < > > start

or

You bastards! I wanted cremated!
06-21-2005, 02:18 PM
Mittopotahis

"Here lies Leeza
Ran out of all 9 lives"

Sorry, couldn't resist! :D
06-21-2005, 02:19 PM
Devourment

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...oward/CLMP.jpg

:D
06-21-2005, 02:51 PM
Spammerman

Here lies link31793
He thought he had 2 extra lifes
He was wrong
06-21-2005, 03:09 PM
gokufusionss1

Gokfusionss1
I'll be back!
06-21-2005, 03:11 PM
Spammerman

I put myself out of suffering
by accident.
06-21-2005, 03:21 PM
Armisael

senator_padme

No one wanted to live forever anyway...
06-21-2005, 03:22 PM
Spammerman

If you're reading this
You're Wasting YOu're time
NOthin importants on it.
06-21-2005, 04:12 PM
Old Manus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jowy

OH DAMMIT
RES PLZ

It's a shame only about ,~~10%~~ 11% will get it.
06-21-2005, 04:14 PM
gokufusionss1

woooo i'm in the special 10%
It's a RPG forum Manus.
06-21-2005, 04:21 PM
Azure Chrysanthemum

Those bastards killed me in a CG sequence! Why don't my Phoenix Downs work!?

And on the subject, one from Baldur's Gate that I rather enjoyed:

He looked up the mine shaft to see if the cart was on its way down. It was.
06-21-2005, 04:22 PM
Polaris

Here lies Baryline

(and then a poem of my favourite poetist-Florbela Espanca)

Eu sou a que no mundo anda perdida
(I'm the one who walks in the world and is lost)
Eu sou a que na vida não tem norte
(I'm the life that has no north)
Sou a irmã do Sonho, e desta sorte
(I'm the sister of the Dream, and of this luck)
Sou a crucificada... a dolorida...
(I'm the crucified, the painfull)

Sombra de névoa ténue e esvaecida,
(Misty shadow fading away)
E que o destino amargo, triste e forte,
(And that the destiny sad and strong)
Impele brutalmente para a morte!
(Calls violently to the death)
Alma de luto sempre incompreendida!...
(Soul in dark always missunderstood)

Sou aquela que passa e ninguém vê...
(I'm the one who passes and no one see)
Sou a que chamam triste sem o ser...
(the one they call sad without be)
Sou a que chora sem saber por quê...
(I'm the one who cries not knowing why)

Sou talvez a visão que Alguém sonhou,
(I'm perhaps the vision that someone dreamt)
Alguém que veio ao mundo pra me ver,
(Someone who came to this world to see me)
E que nunca na vida me encontrou!
(and never in life found me)
06-21-2005, 04:51 PM
Spammerman

Nothing Witty Here
You wasted precious time
You'll be like me soon.

When Evil dies
Visit my Grave
06-21-2005, 04:52 PM
DreamingOfDreams

"I thought I told you to take me to hospital!!!"
06-21-2005, 06:16 PM
Spammerman

Being WIerd is Cool.
Being normal got me here though.
06-21-2005, 06:26 PM
DreamingOfDreams

"If you leave me all alone,
Forget all about me and go on home,
Carry on life as if I never was,
You'll find your self in my place because . . .
I'll come back and haunt you!"
06-21-2005, 07:31 PM
Spammerman

If you dont meet my demands ill make u Ph33r me
1)Bury me with my prized possesions
2)Let all my friends come to my funeral.
3)Bury me With my DW5
If u dont ill come back and haunt.PH33r m3
06-21-2005, 07:47 PM
Dante WolfWood

Here Lies DanteWolfWood
May 26, 1989-June21,2005
Died of lack of oxygen because of non-stop laughing when yuna ran and fell trying to hug tidus....
06-21-2005, 07:52 PM
Jack

Here Lies Jack
If You're Standing There
Reading This Epitaph
Your An Idiot For Caring
Because Jack Doesn't Care
06-21-2005, 09:17 PM
Odaisé Gaelach

Here lies Odaise Gaelach
Stuck his tongue out at a puma
And told him to, "Bite me."
06-22-2005, 12:25 AM
Mercen-X

Here's lies "X" the Merciless
World Ruler & Vindictive Dictator
May he burn in Hell forever
06-22-2005, 12:38 AM
*iloveme06*

"RIP. . .Um, what was her name again?"

FOR DANTE WOLFWOOD: I don't think I'm special, I just one that I'm one out of however many who hasn't smoked pot. . .so I put it up on my siggy. . .it doesn't mean that I think I'm better than those who do smoke.
06-22-2005, 01:07 AM
Slothy

Scorpion wins. Fatality.

Or perhaps, more fitting: May he burn forever like the world he brought to it's knees.
06-22-2005, 02:14 AM
black orb

>>> "You are next.."
06-22-2005, 02:27 AM
Del Murder

'Del Murdered' (got to stick with the classics)
06-22-2005, 03:14 AM
Yamaneko

"Some witty comment about an observation".
06-22-2005, 03:16 AM
GooeyToast

"Some mother's son"
06-22-2005, 03:41 AM
Cuchulainn

Quote:

Originally Posted by OmegaKiller23

"Some mother's son"

Good movie..

My epitaph with read..

OMG BOUT TIME YOU DIED LMAO! JK! LOLZ...T3H SUx0RS RLY...MEH BLEH :*( TILDE
06-22-2005, 03:44 AM
Kamiko

"She was so tragically disfigured by that raging antelope that we actually have no idea who is this...."
06-22-2005, 04:15 AM
GooeyToast

"I was alive, and now I am dead. This is all that needs to be said."
06-22-2005, 04:25 AM
fire_of_avalon

"Here lies Megan. Man, she was cool."

People in a million years will think I was an air conditioning unit.
06-22-2005, 07:49 AM
theundeadhero

Or maybe a heartless Icequeen like you really are. Meany :p

As soon as I posted that I felt bad. Sorry :(
06-22-2005, 11:27 PM
Rinoa_Galatea

Quote:

Originally Posted by link31793

Here lies link31793
He thought he had 2 extra lifes
He was wrong

Cool!!!!!! XD
06-22-2005, 11:40 PM
rubah

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

"Here lies Megan. Man, she was cool."

People in a million years will think I was an air conditioning unit.

We won't need AC then.
06-23-2005, 01:19 AM
Super Christ

"Here lies Chris. If not, please notify the undertaker immediately."

Now, who can tell me where that is from?
06-23-2005, 01:25 AM
Swordicanus

"Stop standing on me crotch" :)
06-23-2005, 01:06 PM
bigbri2k5

im not home
06-23-2005, 01:14 PM
Pheesh

"back in 5"

Peace out and "rock"
EE
06-23-2005, 01:18 PM
bigbri2k5

out to lunch

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