Lumberjacks

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06-21-2005, 02:47 PM
theundeadhero

Lumberjacks

I'm slowly discovering that I might be a lumberjack! This is quite surprising. I never thought I had what it took to earn such a title.

I like to wear big flannel shirts.
I like to eat pancakes for breakfast.
I want to grow a big bushy beard.
I like to play with chainsaws.

My life has turned over a new leaf. Soon I might find myself saying thing such as.... ummm. Whatever a lumberjack might say. What do lumberjacks say? What are some other telltale signs of lumberjackiness? Do I have hope? Who wants to be a lumberjack with me?
06-21-2005, 02:49 PM
Doomie

Yeah, I'd be happy to. PAUL BUNYAN FOR LIEF!
06-21-2005, 02:52 PM
Ste

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Originally Posted by theundeadhero

What are some other telltale signs of lumberjackiness?

well cutting down trees is sometimes a bit of a giveaway...

and all i can say is

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay
I sleep all night and work all day

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

ahhh....monty python...so damn good.
06-21-2005, 04:01 PM
Leeza

I think that lumberjacks say, "I AM CANADIAN!" :)

I like pancakes and I like to work with wood and I do like flannel shirts, but I just can't seem to grow that big bushy beard. :(
06-21-2005, 04:23 PM
Loony BoB

I used to work at a timber yard!
06-21-2005, 04:25 PM
Azure Chrysanthemum

Darn, someone got to the Python song before I did. :mad2:
06-21-2005, 04:28 PM
Devourment

theundeadlumberjack. :greenie:
06-21-2005, 04:30 PM
I Don't Need A Name

He cut down trees
he wears high heels sus.....What *mumble mumble*!!
such a good song
06-21-2005, 04:32 PM
Jess

Chainsaws are scary. :(
06-21-2005, 04:39 PM
Old Manus

In Soviet Russia etc..
06-21-2005, 05:01 PM
Meat Puppet

I've heard on the radio that you need to be manly, hardworking and hard drinking to be a lumberjack. I am one of these.
06-21-2005, 06:04 PM
RSL

I've never met a lumberjack.
06-21-2005, 06:11 PM
Chibi Angel

I like chainsaws and Monty Python.
06-21-2005, 06:13 PM
Psychotic

When I was 10 met a lumberjack who offered me some cream. But I was in Scotland at the time, so it's not really that odd.
06-21-2005, 06:13 PM
Rye

Lumberjacks are scary. :(
06-21-2005, 06:59 PM
theundeadhero

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theundeadlumberjack

xD!
06-21-2005, 07:09 PM
Faris

Lumberjacks are my best fwends :)
06-21-2005, 07:37 PM
theundeadhero

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I like pancakes and I like to work with wood and I do like flannel shirts, but I just can't seem to grow that big bushy beard.

You could use mascara. When I was about 12-14 I would use mascara to draw a big bushy beard on my face and dress like a pirate.

If I move to Canada and wear my flannel shirt will you make me pancakes?
06-21-2005, 08:11 PM
rubah

sounds like RSL!
06-21-2005, 08:36 PM
Triple T

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Originally Posted by theundeadhero

If I move to Canada and wear my flannel shirt will you make me pancakes?

If you do that you'll look homeless. <:(
06-21-2005, 11:31 PM
-N-

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Originally Posted by Ste

ahhh....monty python...so damn good.

Glad this has been covered.
06-21-2005, 11:34 PM
Doomie

I AM CANADIAN!

..and I'll be glad to make you pancakes.
06-21-2005, 11:38 PM
RSL

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Originally Posted by rubah

sounds like RSL!

:mad2:
06-21-2005, 11:38 PM
XxSephirothxX

I went into this thread under the assumption that it was about the Lumberjack song. :D
06-21-2005, 11:39 PM
rubah

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Originally Posted by RSL

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Originally Posted by rubah

sounds like RSL!

:mad2:

I'm sorry RSL.
06-21-2005, 11:42 PM
kikimm

Well. I'm obviously not the only one who had the Lumberjack song in mind coming here.

But now that that's over with and we should probably all shut up about it, I think you'd make a wonderful Lumberjack; I would SO join you if, you know, I could grow a beard, and use an axe. But I have a friend who might be interested.

I'm not sure if lumberjacks say anything. Mumbling and grunting should be good enough.

:D
06-21-2005, 11:53 PM
RSL

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Originally Posted by rubah

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Originally Posted by RSL

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Originally Posted by rubah

sounds like RSL!

:mad2:

I'm sorry RSL.

Nah don't worry about it.
06-21-2005, 11:57 PM
Mittopotahis

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Originally Posted by Azar

I went into this thread under the assumption that it was about the Lumberjack song. :D

Your not the only one! :)
06-22-2005, 02:30 AM
Del Murder

Whatever happened to tga, anyway?
06-22-2005, 03:02 AM
Shlup

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Originally Posted by RSL

I've never met a lumberjack.

You've never looked in the mirror?
06-22-2005, 03:11 AM
Yamaneko

Those crazy ~~Japanese~~ Canadians.
06-22-2005, 07:34 AM
theundeadhero

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I like to wear big flannel shirts.
I like to eat pancakes for breakfast.
I want to grow a big bushy beard.
I like to play with chainsaws.

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Originally Posted by RSL

I've never met a lumberjack.

Big flannel shirts... most likely.
Big bushy beard... Oh, yeah.
Likes to play with chainsaws... Who doesn't?
That leaves...

Pancakes! RSL doesn't like to eat pancakes! :eek:!
06-22-2005, 07:57 AM
Old Manus

Lumberjack: Cheat for AoEII.
06-22-2005, 08:02 AM
Raven Nox

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Originally Posted by Behold the Void

Darn, someone got to the Python song before I did. :mad2:

At least some one put it. That song needed to be here. Monty Python is genius.
06-22-2005, 04:43 PM
I Don't Need A Name

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Originally Posted by Raven Nox

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Originally Posted by Behold the Void

Darn, someone got to the Python song before I did. :mad2:

At least some one put it. That song needed to be here. Monty Python is genius.

Of course! Monty Pyton define comedy!
06-22-2005, 06:38 PM
44 caliber

Lumberjacks eat flapjacks, duh.