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07-01-2005, 11:12 PM
Winter Nights

No real Newbie forum? Cheap bastards. xP

Umm.. Yar. I'm new and [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]. I've gone by Winter Nights on several other forums, so some of you might know me. If not, your loss. xD

Anyway, enough babbling.. Welcome me, bitches!! ;)

EDIT: What the smurf?? A swear filter?! Oh you smurfing sons of bitches.
07-01-2005, 11:14 PM
Cruise Control

Wow, I already have an urge to stab you with a plastic spoon! *does so*
07-01-2005, 11:14 PM
Craig

Hahahahaha. I like you already. Welcome to EoFF.
07-01-2005, 11:14 PM
The Man

I approve of this newbie thread. And this newbie, though that goes without saying.

Welcome, fellow Floridian. ;)
07-01-2005, 11:15 PM
Chris

I'm cheap and I'm a bastard too! :spin:
Welcome. :rolleyes2
07-01-2005, 11:17 PM
Shauna

Newbie... Welcome... I think...?

Where are we? I have forgotten... anyway...

Welcome, to... uhh... THIS PLACE! <3 Have fun! :love:
07-01-2005, 11:19 PM
Winter Nights

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Man

I approve of this newbie thread. And this newbie, though that goes without saying.

Welcome, fellow Floridian. ;)

Mwahaha.. Thankees. :p
07-01-2005, 11:20 PM
Craig

I especially approve of the EDIT in the first post.
07-01-2005, 11:20 PM
Hawkeye

'Welcome me bitches'?

This newbs got class! :D

Welcome
07-01-2005, 11:22 PM
Lenna

Haha nice thread ;D welcome to EoFF ;D watch out for these nutters they may turn you insane like they have to me AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

p.s THEY ~~EAT~~ LOVE NEWBIES ;D
07-01-2005, 11:23 PM
Cuchulainn

If you had a newbie forum, only newbies would go to that spam-self-advertising spawn of typed-vomit. Therefor you wouldn't get any of these welcomes some people seem to crave. Posting your welcome in a forum full of regulars is to your advantage if you actually thought about it. Otherwise you'd never stop being a newbie as every one of your forum 'pals' would be newbies too.

And Hi :)
07-01-2005, 11:24 PM
Shauna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenna

Haha nice thread ;D welcome to EoFF ;D watch out for these nutters they may turn you insane like they have to me AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

p.s THEY ~~EAT~~ LOVE NEWBIES ;D

Yea, You'll blame me for that, right? xD

Welcome again! xD :love:
07-01-2005, 11:25 PM
Winter Nights

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawkeye

'Welcome me bitches'?

This newbs got class! :D

Welcome

Course I do. ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cuchulainn

If you had a newbie forum, only newbies would go to that spam-self-advertising spawn of typed-vomit. Therefor you wouldn't get any of these welcomes some people seem to crave. Posting your welcome in a forum full of regulars is to your advantage if you actually thought about it. Otherwise you'd never stop being a newbie as every one of your forum 'pals' would be newbies too.

And Hi :)

Good answer. I approve of your unusual ways. :p
07-01-2005, 11:26 PM
Lenna

Yes you have warped my fragile little mind.. as cartman would say. hehe you know I love ya though chick. Watch out though, these newbies are raking in THEY'LL STEAL YOUR TITLE AS BEST NEWBIE <3
07-01-2005, 11:28 PM
Shauna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenna

Yes you have warped my fragile little mind.. as cartman would say. hehe you know I love ya though chick. Watch out though, these newbies are raking in THEY'LL STEAL YOUR TITLE AS BEST NEWBIE <3

Well... I'm only going to be a newbie for another... 24 days and 30mins xD... It wont be hard!

And... I love you toooooo! <3 :love:
07-01-2005, 11:32 PM
Lenna

And shauna. I'm gonna be a newbie for 3 days xD haha !!! ner ner... :D. I didn't have a newbie thread though. ;( and it's too late now. I just posted everywhere, then DC made me go on IRC and ever since I've been stuck on there and that's where I've gained all you nutters as close encounters! *grins*
07-01-2005, 11:34 PM
Rye

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawkeye

'Welcome me bitches'?

This newbs got class! :D

Welcome

Yeah, welcome to EoFF! xD
07-01-2005, 11:34 PM
Cruise Control

Don't steal peoples post colors
07-01-2005, 11:36 PM
Shauna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenna

And shauna. I'm gonna be a newbie for 3 days xD haha !!! ner ner... :D. I didn't have a newbie thread though. ;( and it's too late now. I just posted everywhere, then DC made me go on IRC and ever since I've been stuck on there and that's where I've gained all you nutters as close encounters! *grins*

Yes! You've gained us as nutters, but also as... nutty friends? :D?

And...we better stop spamming! xD :love:
07-01-2005, 11:36 PM
ZuZu

You are a newbie only a moment so....WELCOME :save:

No Zelda around... *gives an ice cream* Completely safe to eat it :D

There is a welcome you bitch :shifty:
07-01-2005, 11:56 PM
Psychotic

Hi, you're also known as Winter Nights, eh? I think I once slept with you and you gave me gonorrhea or something. Maybe that was Napoleon Bonaparte, I don't know. It was just one of those nights.
07-01-2005, 11:57 PM
Winter Nights

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Hi, you're also known as Winter Nights, eh? I think I once slept with you and you gave me gonorrhea or something. Maybe that was Napoleon Bonaparte, I don't know. It was just one of those nights.

That was YOU?! Jesus, it's been awhile. How've ya been? xD
07-02-2005, 12:00 AM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn Rain

That was YOU?! Jesus, it's been awhile. How've ya been? xD

Yeah, it's been about...oh...9 months? There's a little someone I think I should introduce you to...
07-02-2005, 12:02 AM
Winter Nights

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn Rain

That was YOU?! Jesus, it's been awhile. How've ya been? xD

Yeah, it's been about...oh...9 months? There's a little someone I think I should introduce you to...

*slaps forehead* Not again... I need to lay off the tequila. xP
07-02-2005, 12:02 AM
The Jamie Star Scenario

:O Make a newbie thread for the little someone!
07-02-2005, 12:04 AM
Leeza

Hello, Autumn Rain. Welcome to EoFF. I hope you enjoy your posting here, although I have a feeling that you'll be seeing some of your posts disappearing from time to time.
07-02-2005, 12:07 AM
Raven Nox

XD That was a great first post. :D Welcome.

Stay free. :roll:
07-02-2005, 12:08 AM
Lenna

Beware Leeza she rules all! :D you have to be on your best behaviour at EoFF Autumn Rain. Because if you aren't then we wont see your posts about for too long ;( and that's not a good way to start introducing yourself xD
07-02-2005, 12:10 AM
Winter Nights

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leeza

Hello, Autumn Rain. Welcome to EoFF. I hope you enjoy your posting here, although I have a feeling that you'll be seeing some of your posts disappearing from time to time.

*hoards his posts* And what is THAT supposed to mean?? Back, you scallywags!! xDD
07-02-2005, 12:10 AM
XxSephirothxX

I have a feeling this "child" could be extraordinarily evil. :shifty:

Anyway, come to #eoff and chat! There's no swear filter there! Though Roogle might kick you out if he notices. :p
07-02-2005, 12:12 AM
Agent Proto

Awesome newb. Welcome.
07-02-2005, 12:13 AM
-N-

Don't mind the Leeza; you spam, she deletes, your spam rises again like the phoenix. It's just the circle of life. ;)

Congratulations on not being lame, by the way. :up:
07-02-2005, 12:16 AM
Winter Nights

Quote:

Originally Posted by -N-

Don't mind the Leeza; you spam, she deletes, your spam rises again like the phoenix. It's just the circle of life. ;)

Congratulations on not being lame, by the way. :up:

Good to know. I tend to keep my spam low-profile.. Just in a perky mood today.

And congratulations on noticing my non-lameness. xD
07-02-2005, 02:42 AM
Jess

Welcome. :)
07-02-2005, 03:32 AM
DMKA

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn Rain

Umm.. Yar. I'm new and [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]. I've gone by Winter Nights on several other forums, so some of you might know me. If not, your loss. xD

Anyway, enough babbling.. Welcome me, bitches!! ;)

EDIT: What the smurf?? A swear filter?! Oh you smurfing sons of bitches.

This one's a keeper folks.
07-02-2005, 05:14 AM
Winter Nights

I think I'm in love with your sig, man. :lol:
07-02-2005, 06:52 AM
Lilian

Hiyas! -welcomes and gives you a random teddy bear-
07-02-2005, 06:56 AM
My name is...something..?

A noob with life left in him, huh? He'll learn some respect.
*marks on forehead in permanent marker*
They all do in time...
*steals everything of value*
07-02-2005, 07:48 AM
Azure Chrysanthemum

*readies delete button for the inevitable*
07-02-2005, 07:53 AM
Resha

What ARE you?!?!? xD :laugh:

*feels teh ph33r* W-w-w-w-w-w-welcome....???
07-02-2005, 08:02 AM
TurkSlayer

How do you get a newbie thread!? When I came, they just told me to shut up and sit in the corner!!

Anyway, welcome, from one son of a bitch to another.
07-02-2005, 08:27 AM
Meat Puppet

I'm a boy.
07-02-2005, 12:20 PM
Zeldy

Omg your scary :(
07-02-2005, 04:55 PM
CloudDragon

What exactly is a nutter?

Welcome.
07-02-2005, 05:05 PM
Leeza

Quote:

Originally Posted by DMKA

This one's a keeper folks.

I will give him credit for knowing how to use the edit/delete button instead of double-posting. :)
07-02-2005, 05:10 PM
Rusty

Welcome to the forums :)
07-02-2005, 07:22 PM
theundeadhero

Leeza's not a scallywag! :mad2:
07-02-2005, 07:32 PM
Raistlin

The swear filter's there so the owner can pay the huge internet bills via the Google ads - not because of any prejudice towards swearing, despite what Leeza may tell you.

Anyway, welcome to EoFF!
07-02-2005, 11:22 PM
Winter Nights

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leeza

Quote:

Originally Posted by DMKA

This one's a keeper folks.

I will give him credit for knowing how to use the edit/delete button instead of double-posting. :)

Heh.. I've been to enough forums, that I should know how to post responcibly... Not that it makes a difference with most newbs these days, but.. Meh. :p
07-02-2005, 11:50 PM
Fuzakeru

Hello and as one of the many [strike]sons of[/strike] bitches here I welcome you to this desolate land of nonsense and witty retorts. :spin:

P.S. - I lol'd at your first post so <3
07-03-2005, 10:31 AM
Blackmageboi

Hi i like you
*pokes with stick*:twak:teehee
i'll twak you last.
07-03-2005, 10:39 AM
Spiffing Cheese

Oh my god. Who ARE you? Best newbie ever!
07-03-2005, 12:29 PM
Winter Nights

Jesus Christ.. What the hell is up with all the "best newbie ever"-type comments? I mean, I know I'm more coherent than most but goddamn.. Is it really that bad?? o__O
07-03-2005, 01:15 PM
KuRt

well there actually IS a noob forum. Psy´s usernotes.
07-04-2005, 09:30 AM
Devourment

Welcome to EoFF.
07-04-2005, 09:46 AM
Mercen-X

Quote:

What the hell is up with all the "best newbie ever"-type comments? I mean, I know I'm more coherent than most but goddamn.. Is it really that bad??

EoFF is home to many new generation FF fans who aren't used to the internet. Most are uncommonly young. Better get used to it.

Mercenary X greets the fresh swine without discrimination.
Welcome to Eyes On Final Fantasy Forums.

Please do not post requests for custom Avatars or Sigs in any forum besides the Help Forum and remember the Search is your friend. Thank you.

Also, *makes antler ears, crosses eyes, and blaggles tongue* . . .
*walks away and abandons newbie*
07-04-2005, 06:10 PM
Fuzakeru

(SPOILER) . . . the truth iswe (SPOILER)were all totally (SPOILER)talking about you the other day and decided that we didn't like (SPOILER)you and you were a horrible waste of exisitence but we didn't want to let you (SPOILER)know so we are kissing your ass by saying that you are the best newbie ever (SPOILER)then when you aren't expecting it we will duct tape you to hell and sacrafice you to the chocobo Gods. =D?

P.S. - or perhaps I was misinformed. [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]
07-04-2005, 07:58 PM
crashNUMBERS

I like this guy already...

Edit: Strong words, eh?? Go fuza!!
07-04-2005, 10:01 PM
Winter Nights

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fuzakeru

(SPOILER) . . . the truth iswe (SPOILER)were all totally (SPOILER)talking about you the other day and decided that we didn't like (SPOILER)you and you were a horrible waste of exisitence but we didn't want to let you (SPOILER)know so we are kissing your ass by saying that you are the best newbie ever (SPOILER)then when you aren't expecting it we will duct tape you to hell and sacrafice you to the chocobo Gods. =D?

P.S. - or perhaps I was misinformed. [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]

Roffles. That sounds more plausible. ;)
07-04-2005, 10:10 PM
Sepho

Hi.
07-04-2005, 10:33 PM
Ultima Shadow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meat Puppet

I'm a boy.

You're a naught boy with naughty thoughts. ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Autumn Rain

Is it really that bad?? o__O

Yes, it is. :greenie:
07-04-2005, 10:42 PM
Dignified Pauper

*probes*
07-04-2005, 10:49 PM
Winter Nights

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marick

*probes*

*e-gasm*
07-04-2005, 10:53 PM
Dignified Pauper

i demand this thread be archived for hillarity puproses!
07-04-2005, 10:54 PM
Madonna

I suppose this is the proper time to gasp, "Egads!"?
07-04-2005, 10:58 PM
Winter Nights

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genius Lynx

I suppose this is the proper time to gasp, "Egads!"?

Indeed.

EGADS!! :p
07-04-2005, 11:03 PM
Chris

Pull up to my bumper! :joey:
07-04-2005, 11:13 PM
Winter Nights

:eek: That big ol thang?? :p
07-04-2005, 11:46 PM
Shoden

LMFAO this is the most hillarious noob thread yet and Autumn rain don't chat you'll become insane luckily i was banned before it affected my deranged mind.

The noobies are coming the noobies are coming argh ruuun! XD

man what an intro

*gives you Cid-Mouth award that wasn't a cheap remake of a medal he stole flogged re processed and stole again
07-05-2005, 12:09 AM
crashNUMBERS

Your an all around cool guy, Autumn...

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