Funny video game quotes/references?

Any funny video game references or quotes that you would like to share?

In Spiderman 2, I was infinitely pleased to find that an AYB quote was throw into it.

"Get to the theater rescue scene with Mysterio. Before you actually begin the rescuing, you and mysterio have a chat. During that chat, mysterio will clearly say "You have no chance to survive make your time" which is a reference to the "All your base" craze that swept the internet several years ago."

That was found here.

I just stared at the screen in awe for a few seconds, then I laughed hysterically, showed my brother, and went on to beat that level, which was extremely annoying.

Akuma from SVC Chaos: SNK Vs Capcom

"Defeating you takes less effort than slapping a baby... not that I'd ever do that".

This is by far the funniest and most unexepected video game quote ever.

Dan in Street Fighter Alpha 3:

"I hate the Art of Fighting, but I wanna be the King of Fighters!"

^Dan making a reference to SNK's Art of Fighting and King of Fighters series

Benimaru in King of Fighters '95:

"I've fought lambs that were tougher than you! How do I know? Well, uh...."

If you thought that was funny, you should see Dan's ending in SFA3. So funny you'd probably pee your pants.

I love this quote:

"I'm Italian. The only thing I'm afraid of is my mama when she's angry!" Beck, Front Mission 4

One of my favorite quotes from a video game is:
"You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee." one pirate insulting another in Curse of Monkey Island. Then the other pirate's comeback is: "I look that much like your fiancee?"

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Originally Posted by Darth Holmes

If you thought that was funny, you should see Dan's ending in SFA3. So funny you'd probably pee your pants.

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I didn't think the quote was that funny, I just posted it because it made a reference to other game series =/

And yes, I've seen Dan's ending too many times to count. I thought the only slightly amusing part was when (SPOILER)Dan and Blanka kept rolling around in the Psycho Drive

Here's another one:

"What a tough. I think I used about 61.5% of my strength."

^That quote was slightly amusing because it was mistranslated. It was a quote that Laurence Blood said in Fatal Fury Special. There were plenty of bad translations in that game :)

Destroy All Humans! All of it. Quotes just don't do it justice, but;

"Quick! Roboprez is headed towards the big white building! No, the other big white building, you know, the one with the ugly tall guy with the beard, he's like Amish or something."

Language worning.
Even more language warning.
As well as just running around as a fat bastard with his shirt off, in San Andreas.

Also, Earthbound, and Mario RPG. <3

"God and the pigeons are one. Trust the pigeons."

Someone in Killer 7. <_<

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Destroy All Humans! All of it. Quotes just don't do it justice, but;

"Quick! Roboprez is headed towards the big white building! No, the other big white building, you know, the one with the ugly tall guy with the beard, he's like Amish or something."

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That game looks good, my Mom got it for him for his birthday coming up. :D

eat my laser eat it!! ts3 (with alot of other cool one liners and quotes)

all of Tenchu 3's b-side language mode. the dialogue is all hysterical, especially this:

Tajima - you are in my dressing room you know.
Rikimaru - move or die, your choice.
Tajima - *cocks gun* i am going to stick/shove this up your ass!

How could have people forgotten:

tellah: "You spoony bard!!!"

"Sit down and drink your god damn TEA!!!"-Cid

Zell: Who does he think he is?
Squall: I don't know... why don't you ask him?
(about Seifer)

MGS3:

Sigint: Ah, you're wearing the chocolate chip pattern.
Snake: Chocolate chip? You mean this camouflage?
Sigint: Yeah.
Snake: I've never heard of a camo pattern called that before...
Sigint: Yeah, I know. I just thought it up right now. The chocolate chip
pattern is probably designed to provide cover in a desert environment. It
should work best against a sandy or rocky background.
Snake: Makes sense. But why'd you call it chocolate chip?
Sigint: 'Cause that's what it reminds me of.
Snake: What?
Sigint: Those little round cookies the major is always snackin' on.
Zero: They're not cookies. They're scones.
Sigint: Major!
Zero: And it's not a snack. It's afternoon tea.
Sigint: Snack, tea, same thing.
Zero: No, it's not! Look here, afternoon tea is a fine old English tradition.
Sigint: Uh oh. Here we go again. Talk to you later, Snake.
Zero: The origins of afternoon tea go back to the Victorian Era. Anna Maria,
the seventh Duchess of Bedford, was...

From Xenogears (not sure about the exact wording):

Hammer: OH YEAH!!! DID YOU SEE MY MAD SKILLZ?!!!!

(waits for Kishi to post screen shot)

What the hell is Hammer anyway? A gopher, a beaver, and Otter?

in the New Star Wars Game "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith" When you play Multiplayer and Use the Character "Serra Keto" She has a lot of really funny Quotes.

one of the ones i laughed at was, when she fights Darth Vader she says "Which one of those buttons calls for help?"

my favourite video game quote . one of them has to be on spiderman the movie game.on the tutorial level it teachs you how to do the yoyo at the end(which is basically hanging from ceilings.)and the guy says"the do the yoyo get on the ceiling and press l1 and r2 to ferform the yoyo but beware if you press l2 and r1 ...you will explode!"(shame it doesnt works that guy has some funny quotes on the spiderman 2 game as well.)

"Shoot anything with mouths bigger than their heads"

"I was a perfect lady last night! But why does my tummy hurt so...?"

Lucca, This might be a Chrono Trigger spoiler I'm not sure but here it is anywayafter the party in 65,000,000 B.C.

Frogfucius: Mallow my boy I've kept this from you for a long time now but you're... Not a tadpole!
(BIG SHOCK BY EVERYONE)

that was funny because it was so obvious