Just noticed something about Blair…

Well, like most of you, I’ve been watching the London Bombing during the news, and as you would expect there has been a whole load of Blair. However, I’ve just noticed something strange about the way he talks:

Every few words he utters, he stops mid sentence, and then continue with his dramatic monologue. Does anyone lese think this is weird? Have I noticed this a bit late? Is this the right forum for this kind of random banter?

He is a robot.

Run Like Hell!

Finally zomeone elze haz noticed and now you can realize that all politicians do that. It iz a bit odd.... but no....we zhouldn't talk about it here. You have juzt stumbled upon zomething big...

Or mabye he haz a bad memory and he keepz ztopping becauze he forgot what he waz going to zay....

We will never know.

Yeah, he's probably just gathering his thoughts so not to make an ass of himself.

And stopping every few seconds doesn’t make him look like an ass?

This is a little old...

Dead Ringers have been making fun of him for ages because of it.

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Originally Posted by LolthFollower

You have juzt stumbled upon zomething big...

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zomething big :confused:

thats because he has hamsters in a big wheel in his head instead of a brain. they slow down to eat treats so he stop mid sentence. he is a robot

a robot with big ears and scary wife who cannot smile

Yeah I noticed that a long time ago.

At least he's not a grovelling Uriah Heep-like figure, much of the way Michael Howard is and in fact, most of the conversative party.

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Originally Posted by Primus Inter Pares

Dead Ringers have been making fun of him for ages because of it.

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:)

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Originally Posted by Lindy

At least he's not a grovelling Uriah Heep-like figure, much of the way Michael Howard is and in fact, most of the conversative party.

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:nonono:

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Originally Posted by TisWas

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Originally Posted by Lindy

At least he's not a grovelling Uriah Heep-like figure, much of the way Michael Howard is and in fact, most of the conversative party.

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*dissaproving head-shake*

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lol u smell funnie liek tory

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Originally Posted by Lindy

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Originally Posted by TisWas

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Originally Posted by Lindy

At least he's not a grovelling Uriah Heep-like figure, much of the way Michael Howard is and in fact, most of the conversative party.

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*dissaproving head-shake*

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<*Silly speak/>

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Na-ah.

It's so his semi-retarded backbenchers have enough time to understand what he is saying.

'Cause he'd rather be mocked for bizarre cessasions in his speech than for making awesome words like 'misunderestimated' up.

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

It's so his semi-retarded backbenchers have enough time to understand what he is saying.

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Like my local MP! He had a mustache but then he shaved it off. Semi-retarded? Most definitely.

its the only way he can read the pre-written dialogue on the computer thingy that tells him what to say. he can't see very well bless 'im.

Not that I know much about him but he doesnt seem that bad to me.

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Originally Posted by Destai

Not that I know much about him but he doesnt seem that bad to me.

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*takes sip of coffee and splutters*
youve been brainwashed havent you?

Omg, yeah i noticed it too ^^

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Originally Posted by Ravenmorghane

its the only way he can read the pre-written dialogue on the computer thingy that tells him what to say. he can't see very well bless 'im.

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But it's worse when he's not got a prepped speech!