If I had all the riches in the world...
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If I had all the riches in the world...
I'd eat at McDonald's.
If I had all the riches in the world, I would spend it until I didn't.
...I'd wonder what I did to get it all, and find ways to give it all back.
I would dress up as a woman and buy a racecar. But not necessarily in that order.
-the economy would collapse, and I'd visit the Starbucks next door to my mansion every morning.
I'd make edible tampons to eat with my edible bras and underwear
I'd buy and sell your ass.
... I'd be a wealthy man.
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...I'd wonder what the hell i did the other week to get all the cash
I'd buy an oven mit. :up:
~Keep it gooey~
...I'd trade it all for one more day with you.
.. I'd Burn it all!
Sorry buddy, already taken. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack
Build a cannon that fires money. That'd distract the enemy, so I could plant bananas in their underwear.
..I'd share them! *so kind* ^_^
If I had ALL the riches in the world I would try to find some way to redistribute them back to the people because I can't imagine that the world could continue to function when only one person had money!
If I just became suddenly wealthy (but not the only person with money) then I would probably do a bunch of boring stuff like buy a nice house, maybe buy one for my parents, buy a modified for me to race (yay), etc.
..I´d buy Psy to be a doorman for me. He´d have 2€ a day and he´d start getting pension at age pf 85.
I'd give it to a madman!.. Perhaps.
Eat it and then laugh at the red indian on the poster.
buy Microsoft and make software that works.
While being incredibley wealthy and buying whatever I wanted with the money made from Microsoft softward sales, I'd take the remainder (of what I didn't spend on Microsoft) which would be a vast majority of the money, and use it to help those in poverty.
Hey, Finish this sentencs, Kiss my hairy.........
lol if i had all the money in the world, id go round teasing people with a ten pound note on a string, evertime the get it i pull it away mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I'd help the poor and participate in the feed the children stuff...
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Originally Posted by Vapour
AssHead...
If I had all the riches in the world...
... I would be harassed by several thousand people each and every day, and I would live a very lonely life because it would be difficult to find an actual love in a veritable ocean of greedy women, a life that would probably end early with suicide, that is, if nobody murders me in my own home for a chance to rob me.
... I'd have sex with a walrus.
I would... I don't know. :(
I'd force everyone to be my slaves and since I would hold all the currency, I could ahve whatever I wanted. Even pure-gold footie pajamas. BWAHAHAHAHA!
If I had all the riches in the world... Id fly to Finland[Helsinki] Go to EVERY Rasmus Gig and pay my way to meet Lauri Ylönen back stage :love:
I’d buy the Vatican and develop the entire area into one massive abortion clinic.
Your move Jesus!
*evil cackle*
High five. First funny thing I've seen at EoFF.Quote:
Originally Posted by ThroneofDravaris
I'd buy love from Psy and Proto.
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and from you.Quote:
I’d buy the Vatican and develop the entire area into one massive abortion clinic.
Your move Jesus.
I'd go on tour with alla my favourite bands and witness ALL of their concerts. Always dreamt to do that.
I would burn it all so that the essence of Money would fade away. And if it couldn't be burnt, I would melt it to make a Million Rings! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!
then people would use rings as currency.
No. You see, I would make a Million Rings, and give 1 Ring to 1 Million People that I have done bad things to, to say i'm sorry. Besides, 1 Million Rings isn't enough to be used as currency.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marick
Heroic post, that one. *loves*Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr.K
I'd build a giant bin to keep it in and then go swimming in it.