Come to me with the pathetic excuses for problems that pleague your disgusting life and I'll give you advice to help you be almost as perfect as me.
ASK AWAY!
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Come to me with the pathetic excuses for problems that pleague your disgusting life and I'll give you advice to help you be almost as perfect as me.
ASK AWAY!
How can I train my toenails to shoot laserbeams?
How come I'm poor?
How comes your faster at skating than all of the other penguins?
Psy: You mean it can't already? YOU SUCK!
Hawk: Because YO MOMMA didn't like HER PIMP anymore. ZING
Jess: Because I consider it an art rather than a hobby
why am i so wierd is it my diet?
I used the plural form "toenails" and yet you used the singular form "it" instead of the plural form "they". Why can't you use correct grammar? Is it because you suck more than I do? ;)
BMB: Yes. Cut down on the horse semen.
Psy: I would explain it to you in depth, but the overwhelming logic behind the matter would CRUSH YOUR BRAIN
How should I go about spanking my sixteen year old daughter?
nik0tine: Don't. Leave it to me *growl*
Are you on the southern tip of Argentina or Antarctica?
HOW DO I SHOT WEB?
Xaven: Antarctica
DMKA: Drink acid. LOTS of acid.
Is the World Flat?
I used to think penguins were cute before you came. Now I think they're bloody murderers. Why do I think that?
Will I have "fun" with Heather Graham?
Dear faster Skating Penguin,
For many days now I have had this song called "You Spin Me Round" stuck in my head and it will not go away. What should I do?
Zelda: yes
Starlight: Did a penguin violate you, honey?
Hawkeye: Unless your into sadistic horror sex, then no. Not at all.
Little Miss Awesome: kill yourself. it has to be a painful death, or the song will be stuck in your head in the grave
Do I eat a Strawberry Cookie or drink a Strawberry Milkshake?
Who is the hottest women alive?
Should I put p0rn on my picture iPod?
Why is a Chav a Chav?
T-Man: Milkshake obiously.
Hawkeye: Only bestiality.
Nooo! Is there not a simpler way? Like listening to Bob The Builder music etc??Quote:
Originally Posted by faster skating penguin
I am NOT asking you anymore questions :DQuote:
Originally Posted by faster skating penguin
:monster:
No. They just seem very suspicious and evil now.Quote:
Originally Posted by faster skating penguin
Like a record baby?Quote:
For many days now I have had this song called "You Spin Me Round" stuck in my head and it will not go away.
Wait, is this EoY?
No, it's dear tabloid white trash.
Right round round round :(Quote:
Originally Posted by nik0tine
Are you pompous, obese and offensive all the time?
Old Manus: YES I MOST CERTAINLY AM
Can I pee on your forehead?
-N-: THATS ABSOLUTLEY DISGUSTING!! DON'T YOU THINK I HAVE ANY SELF RESPECT!? OF COURSE YOU CANT PISS ON MY FOREHEAD!
Only in my mouth.
God, you sicken me.
Are you teh product of a human ice skater, mating with teh fastest penguin?
~Keep it gooey~
Toast: No. I am actually the product of an overweight walrus & a human Mongolian. How I became a fast skating penguin remains a mystery evern to myself.
How come you make every other sailor pay but give out to me for free?
If the world was suddenly frozen over and the water and the sea was all smooth would you host an ice skating contest and who do you think out of the EoFF members (other than you) would do well/win?
I don't even know where to start listing the reasons this thread is wrong.