Post your favorite pick up lines!
"Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight ... or do you perfer emotionless sex?"
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Post your favorite pick up lines!
"Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight ... or do you perfer emotionless sex?"
wth?
"get dumped lines are more pointfull"
"You've got something on your crotch."
"Hey, aren't you Grace Jones?"
Do I know your sister?
I seem to recall one about a genie.......
:D
"Let's have sex."
That is a serious 50/50 line. I applaud youQuote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
"do you like final fantasy?"
....wait a minute...
"Hi."
"I am not planning on slipping this pill into your drink and then dragging you outside and raping you. Oh, I'm Paul by the way!"
"I pay in cash"
"I have a 16 inch ..." get creative with it from there
marmoset.Quote:
Originally Posted by faster skating penguin
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
"It's currently £10, but I'm willing to negotiate."
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Originally Posted by Raistlin
:p :p :p :p :p :D :D :D you win
"hello i'm ... and you are?"
With one flex of my body girls rush to have sex with me. I don't even need to talk, let alone pick up lines.
"Where do I slide my credit card?"
I'm great at - Oh, wait.
whatever happened to Linus?
Did he really kill himself that one april fools day?
He got banned for posting porn.
Nope. ;)
"i seem to misplaced my heart let me check you"
"hey have you seen my thingy"
I've always liked that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
A personal favourite was one that someone used on a friend of mine while she was at work:
"You come here often?".
"I'm a level 49 light elf."
Phil, that never works. But when you flash Level 36 Paladin on them, you gotta beat 'em away with a stick.
smile if u wana have sex with me!
Neel wins.Quote:
Originally Posted by faster skating penguin
One that I've actually had luck with.
"Wanna ****?"
Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?
Wow, you must be tired, cause you have been running around My Head All Day
Or Classic
I dont want your life story, just come to my back seat
"I must be in another castle, because you sure look like the princess."
Calm down ladies, there's plenty of time for all of you if you form an orderly queue. :cool:
"I'm wearing a sprocket"
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
i hope u mods dont care if i use this one, even though there is some language in it. ill put it in a spoiler tag, so dont read it if u are not mature. or do. this one's just too funny just to pass up.
(SPOILER)Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "f*** it".
I once picked up a girl because she liked my shoes.
???
That font looks sexy on you.
Direct Futurama ripoffs -
"I find the most attractive part of the female body to be the boobies."
"If I told you that you have a nice body, would you take off your pants and dance around?"
One I came up with one day -
"Do you like Star Wars? Well, you must be the princess, 'cause I wanna Leia."
Here's 500$. You are my date for tonight.
GET ON THE BUS YOU ?@$>@! NOWW!!!!1
and so forth.
I'm smooth that way.
*beckons*
If I can make you come with one finger, just imagine what I can do with TEN!
"Hi. I'm a pretentious law student who studies philosophy and...hey. Where you going?"
Howdy there sailor! Lookin' for a good time?
~Keep it gooey~
This worked for my current boyf:
'Hi im going to leeds carling festival'
his reply?
'me too!'
Thats how we chatted eachother up! seriously!
classic: 'did it hurt when you fell from heaven?'
"What do you want for breakfast?"
"Get your coat love, you've just pulled."
"I GOT FOUR WORDS FOR YOU: HO-LI-DAY-INN"
That's two words.
Yeah, girls don't need pickup lines. For a girl "Wanna have sex?" seriously will work.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ravenmorghane
"you have nice feet" (SPOILER)"they would look even better at the end of my bed"
Hello little boy. Would you like to come with me?
Don't girls usually just slap guys when they use pick up lines? Or walk away?? :laugh: Good luck.
Not me. I'm too damn sexy.
No $hit. :rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by TisWas
That's the point of it....its broken up into 4 sylables, so that someone dumb or uneducated would think that's actually 4 words, instead of 2.
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Originally Posted by faster skating penguin
wheres the fun in that? guys should make datin more fun by not hoppin in to bed with the first girl that offers.
I had to chat up my fella cus he was a bit shy :p
Hello, my name is Brad Pit, I'm sure I look different when not on camera...but lets put that aside for now...
"That outfit is becoming on you. But then again, if I were on you, I'd be coming too."
"That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my floor."
[leeza]*snip* That's a bit too much and do not go around the filter. ~ Leeza[/leeza]
"Are there mirrors in your pants? Because I can see myself in them."
"I seem to have lost my number, could I have yours?"
"You sure do got a purdy mouth." (i.e. Deliverance)
"Hey there. Do you like puppies? Hey, look what I got..."
"i'm dead sexy look at ma sexy body you wanna see all of it coz i wana see you hot stuff"
"just shut up and nobody gets hurt"
"My name's [name], remember that cos you'll be screaming it later."
these are mostly mens chatup lines... hmm one for ladies to use i think
(in a bar or nightclub) "scuse me but you appear to be sittin in my place, but dont worry I'll just perch on you face for now if thats ok"
>>> I am the black mage, I casts the spells that makes the peoples fall down!
it never worked though..
"Is your name Summer because you're so hot.."
"Heaven must be missing an angel because you're standing right here.."
I can't remember if it was here, but somebody said something like:
"Hey, babe, did you fall from heaven? 'Cause if you did, that would explain what's wrong with your face."
"Hey, darlin', can I be your derivative? I'd love to lie tangent to your curves."
Wanna play doctor?
'Your keyboard must be tired, because you've been posting through my head all day.'
'Enter this chat room often?'
'Put me on your friends list and I'll let you put a Trojan on my hard drive.'