Whats the worst comeback you've ever heard?
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Whats the worst comeback you've ever heard?
You're stupid. edit:as a comeback
I got called "fat" once. :p
Well you could at least give my thanks to your Mum for last night..
Insulter: Dude, you suck. Get a life. Blah blah blah etc.
Comebacker: er...um...yeah well you suck!
Please stop with the spamming guys you know where it leads to. :D
Link I thought that you where above all this? Comebacks?
Same thoughts here. That is possibly the dumbest thing I have ever heard a person say.Quote:
Originally Posted by gibbi8
lol..I just say, I do have a life, and three more in case i die.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarsparilla
Insulter: I never knew men could have babies, I guess I learned something from you today.
Insultee: God your such a vaccum
Im usually the one saying the lame comebacks T_T
"well. . You suck!"
"ur mum"
Yes, "ur mum" is most definately the worst comeback ever.
The best comeback, until you use it too much: "Yeah, well, Dracula called!"
Boris Karloff called, he wants his bad joke back.
Drink some bleach/cloreine/whatever the hell blank says to me.
Your Mom isn't bad! Well, it's bad, until you add "goes to college." Then it's brilliant. Your Mom goes to college!
[img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img] Napoleon Dynamite.
Hey Lindy- your village called. They want their idiot back...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lindy
You should stop listening to the voices in your head, I know they keep telling you that you're cool, but they're not real y'know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil
"Yeah, well, NOBODY...
...uh...escapes...
...uh...
...ALCATRAZ!"
Your just jealous because all the voices are in MY head and not YOURS!!oneQuote:
Originally Posted by Lindy
Once a 90 pounder decided he wanted to be a quarterback for the practice. He says "Down! Set!" Then the coach walks over and asks him to "Grow Some Balls" and to stop talkin' like he just got a shot to the balls.
Funny cause if I said that it would be a stupid joke, but since the coach said it everyone was saying it was hillarious.
Agreed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Craig
"i know you are but what am i?"
'YEA, WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT ATTRACTIVE'
Lindy... [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally Posted by Lindy
Fat Albert called, he wants his FAT BACK.
"Stop being so like yourself!"
Rinsing ensued. Poor lad :(
best one is when i used "ur face" as a comeback. oh man, i said it after everything. it was stupid, but it amused me more than most comebacks, to the point where my best friend got TOO annoyed. i said "ur face" to something she said, in which she replied "u killed it. its done."Quote:
Originally Posted by Craig
....i simply replied "ur face killed it". genius. :cool:
I'm so tired of "cool people" using that damn "yo mama" come back for every insult. At least i can usually think of something creative.
"Yeah, well, at least I'm not a LOSER!"
~Keep it gooey~
I know right!!?? They act cool and big but once you insult their ass they get all hard on you. Hard as michael jackson at a child convention. K. That was just a dumb pun, but yeah. Im sick of it...Quote:
Originally Posted by GooeyToast
ur face hahahaha thats a classic ROFLOMGLOL hilarious....the comeback i really hate is 'what-ever'. Its like stupid, it means anything so you dont go
'Your an idiot' "in general?" or 'Your an idiot' "anything".
Children have conventions now!?!?
and another one i hate is 'Your an idiot' "Yeah well your crashNUMBERS!!!"
Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
Jackass Jock: Billy, you're a fairy.
Me: *examines nails and speaks in bored tone* Nymphs and sprites exist only in the minds of the infantile and ignorant...
Jackass Jock: Huh? I said you're a fairy!
Me: *sighs and examines other hand's nails* I have no wings; I am 6'5", and I speak in a deep voice. I have no paranormal powers, save for my intellect, which is only paranormal when compared to the likes of you... I lack all the qualities of the mythical creatures you suggest. *looks up at Jackass Jock* I sincerely hope that your prowess at football outweighs your mental development, or you're bound to a future as naught but a burden on society... *walks away*
lol ur gay
Ha! The memories are flooding back. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Kilrane
I am laughing right now. That's so funny!:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hsu
The worst comeback ever....?
"Yeah, well, your mom is so fat, she's the size of the ocean!"
I cracked up. It was so dumb.
EDIT: "Four eyes!"
LAME!
Someone was showing me a Video Game, and I foolishly assumed it only came out in japan. I said:
"Why is the text in English?"
Him: "I don't need to answer that."
Me: "I really am confused by this."
Him: "If you don't understand, go away."
Me: "That didn't quite make sense."
Him: "YOU DON'T MAKE SENSE!!!"
Me: (That didn't make sense either...)
Oh yeah?? Well..yer...asian!
"yeah well so's your face"
Or the worst one ever directed at me, by a lonesome chav not so long ago:
"yeah well get a haircut you dirty greebo"
Haha! Master Shake we hardly knew ye ^_^Quote:
Originally Posted by Hsu
Yeah well your....your just....
*12 hours later*
...Stupid.
I can't remember what comic I read that one in.
"Thats right, u know i did cockboy, ur just stalling because ur not quick enough to think of a comeback."
"I'm not quick enough, this guy thinks im not quick enough. Well guess what i am quick enough......... COCKBOY!"
I couldn't have said it better myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by CloudSquallandZidane
Your mom
I'm fat you're ugly, but I can diet :p
case closed
I love this one. I was arguing with this loser in my class about homosexuality:
Him: ALL Straight people I know hate gays.
Me: I don't
Him: Well you're gay too!
I proceded to verbaly rip him apart for almost 10 minutes about how bad a comeback it was. Good times were had by all.
"I'm Tellin'!!"
Like WTS is this all about?
1:"Fu"
2:"That's what your mom said last night."
1:"I didn't know you had a fetish for old folks."
A friend of my says "Your mama" to the end of everything. It doesn't even has to be an insult. I once asked him if I could borrow 50 cents for a soda machine and he said "Your mama!". I literally strangled him a few times. I've also had a conversation very similar to faster skating penguin's.
"I know you are."
ur mom
SHUT UP
n00bs
Took the words out of my mouth. Basically "I'm losing hard, so rather than defending myself, I'm gonna end this and go eat worms."Quote:
Originally Posted by Vapour
Haha I say "your face" for everything too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lon611
Worst comeback (that my ex-bf uses and is so childish): "I'm rubber you're glue..."