1) Is it true that one side of the cereal box is english, and the other is french?
2) If the above is true, where do you put the games that in America go on the back?
Add more if you can think of any.
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1) Is it true that one side of the cereal box is english, and the other is french?
2) If the above is true, where do you put the games that in America go on the back?
Add more if you can think of any.
1) It is not always based on sides, but both languages are used on all packaging with every phrase and word (more or less).
2) The game on the back has two languages explaining how to play, the back is large and there is enough space to fit all three things.
Does the water in your toilet swirl the other way around when you flush?
xD thats so rude, but thanks Not All Reno
Canadians are something the gov't made up to keep the population out of the northern region where experiments concerning moose and polar bears take place in an effort to create a better Klondike Bar logo. And as we all know, what wouldn't you do for a Klondike bar? The answer is not to believe that Canadians don't exist.
Hehehe. No, I think that's South of the Equator, man.
Do they have English songs made with French lyrics?
While I was in Iraq, they had some American songs with Arabic lyrics, it was funnier'n hell.
:pQuote:
While I was in Iraq, they had some American songs with Arabic lyrics, it was funnier'n hell.
Examples, please.
Do you guys really have flappy heads and enjoy fart jokes?
Blunt shacks?
Yes. Yes we do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
Best. question. ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
Do you enjoy being blamed like in the song Blame Canada?
I don't think any country can understand what you just saidQuote:
Originally Posted by -N-
We invented the song. I think so, yeah. :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
We dont' have toilets. We merely cut a hole in the glacier we live on and poop into the ocean below. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
But because of that glacier, we've got some damn good hockey players.
And a lot of eskimos.
I think that's because we could really care less if Americans blamed us for anything. At all. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Del Mordor
Yeah, we all live in igloos, and I for one have a pet beaver who visits in the summer. And everyday I have to walk to school backwards through 3 feet of snow, uphills both ways, and in my father's pyjamas...
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
You have a pet beaver? I hope it's not the one my pet polar bear caught last week...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bomber
You have a pet polar bear? I hope it's not the one my first-cousin-twice-removed Bob harpooned the other day...
I got one thing to say.
Eh!
Yes, that's how it usually is. Everything is in English and French, one below or beside the other.Quote:
Originally Posted by Not At All Reno
is a tuke a hat?
also were do i go to get an application for citizenship to Canada?
Is it true that when you say things, you ALWAYS put "Eh" at the end?
My brother told me that when he went to Canada, he met someone and he always said "Eh".
Example:
"Have a nice day, eh."
I was in a hajishop when "Ice Ice Baby" came on the guy's radio. In Arabic. Funniest thing I ever heard. I heard some Britney Spears song in haj too, and a Will Smith song--actually saw the video to the Will Smith song, with another guy singing in Arabic and dancing and such. Awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by nik0tine
Other'n that, they have their own music, too, and some is kind of the same style as some of ours.
It's "toque". And yes, it is a hat.Quote:
Originally Posted by lordblazer
As for citizenship...forget it, you'll never be a part of the Repulic of Soviet Canuckistan.
No. I've never met someone who did that. Maybe Canadian mounties.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kentarou
What is your view, as a canadian, on seal clubbing?
Or is that Alaska....? Oh well same thing.
Blasted Torontonians!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kentarou
Yes. we all say "eh". We all wear toques. We are all curlers/hockeyplayers/lumberjacks. We all have pet beavers and pet moose.
Honestly, not everyone in Canada says "eh". :rolleyes2 Some do, but I sure as hell don't.
The ones that do would typically say "Oh ya, yoo betcha, eh?!?" :rolleyes2 I think its typical of people from the Toronto area, and Ontario, and maybe the Western provinces.
Actually, I have had moose in my backyard. Attached is a picture taken downtown St. John's, in the dockyard, not far from where I work. The dude with the gun is a wildlife officer, going to tranquilize the moose, so they can lift it out safely, and transport it outside the city. This one is actually just a calf, and not very big.
There is a commercial Seal Hunt. We club Seals like we club Americans :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Phil
Seriously though, Seals are hunted the same as people hunt deer. Seal meat is quite tastey, and the skins are put to good use. And yes, seals are clubbed, because its much more humane than killing with a rifle. I know it sounds barbaric, but the seal dies instantly when clubbed over the snout, rather than being shot, and bleeding to death on the ice. Plus, it controls the seal population, which is overpopulated, and is depleting the cod fish stocks.
I don't want to hear any whining from any tree huggers out there. I'm not a seal harvester.
Seriously, though, it really amuses me how ignorant some americans can be when it comes to Canada (and, well, pretty much every other country). :rolleyes2
Haha....like thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Takara
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Originally Posted by Phil
Does Canada have mutant mooses that occasionally rampage through the major cities, often killing dozens...nay...scores...at a time?
Yes......*ahem*.....I, actually....uh......am the mutant moose exterminator for my city. I take my gunblade, and go out everyday, patrolling for those crazy suckers as they try to stomp innocent women, children and the elderly to death.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Why does hardly anyone know anything about Canada?
Where is Canada?
Hmm...most people do that. I do it a lot because I just don't feel right without ending a sentence without saying "Eh". I don't even realize when I say it half the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kentarou
Strange, eh?
This reminds me of that red t-shirt I got, it had a white maple leaf in the middle and under the leaf it said "eh?"
Yah. Yoo betcha, doncha know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
AAHHHH!! TOO......MANY.....EHS.......HEAD.....GONNA....EXPLODE......
*head explodes*
It's great to be Canadian, eh?
Oh but I do. *heads to the blunt shack*Quote:
Originally Posted by Kakashi509
Oh f#ck ya, eh?!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bomber
Tim Ho's fo' me! :D
Gotta get that Double Double now eh!Quote:
Originally Posted by crazybayman
Oh ya yoo betcha! Every morning on my way to work, eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by T-MaN
is wolverine really the best thing to come out of canada?
xD Probably!
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Originally Posted by radyk05
Well, there's Superman too, but Wolverine is cooler.
Nope.Quote:
Originally Posted by radyk05
Pamela Anderson
Need I say more
Ew?
Canada rocks...One thing...Imagine if americans ever watched "This Hour has 22 minutes"'s "Talking to Americans"? That is hillarious, great show.
BTW has anyone seen my pet beaver? He got loose this morning...
Only Canadians would understand that one. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by T-MaN
I like Canada - but I hate Nova Scotia (province I live in). The entire province (state to you Americans) has a population of 995,000. Yeah. It sucks.
Only another 2 more weeks.. then I'm off to New York. Then I'm going to be a foreign student.. :(
Hi, this is Canada. We can't come to the phone right now, but please leave your name, number, and message at the sound of the tone, and we'll get back to you just as soon as we can. Thank you for calling. Bye!
*Beep*
Oh my god, that's CLASSIC! I loved that show/segment....do they even do that anymore...?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
How much better is Alaska than Canada? :)
Not...the polar bears that rule Canada live there.
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Originally Posted by Giga Guess
lol, I dunno, but at the end of FI Canadian History we watched a tape full of it. If some of those people are serious there, then I pity the world. (Who would believe that we just switched from 20 hours a day to 24? Is anyone that naive?)
i already applied for citizenship to cananda yesterday my friend lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bomber
how 'bout brett "the hitman" heart?
Ah........bigger population does not mean better. I sure wouldn't want to live in an overpopulated pig-sty.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chef
That's what's one of the great things about this place......we got lots of room!
My family rented from the Harts actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by radyk05
Canada has the queen as head of state. Why? Are there no suitable canadian people? If not could i be voted as the next head of state? I`m almost Royalty. On my gr8, gr8, gr8, gr8...., gr8 grandmother`s side. With me in charge it wouldn`t be long til Canada ruled the world!!! (Loads evil laughter) Yes - EVERYONE would be made to go in the snow! :lol: :evilking:
kool. man, its been a long time since i watched wrestling. i even forgot how to spell the dude's last name. *used to be a hardcore fan*Quote:
Originally Posted by Giga Guess
but... can YOU do the sharpshooter???
Well it is the Queen, yet it is actually the Governern General who acts in her stead. The GG is picked by the Queen by the recomendation of the Prime Minitser (If I remember correctly). Out of tradition. When Canada was formed through the BNA, it was a dominion. (The full title of Canada is the Dominion of Canada). Until 1931, when the Statue of Westminister was passed, was Canada able to sign international contracts. Also John A. MacDonald and crew were loyalitst and still were pretty partial to the Crown. So I dunno exactly why, but I assume it has to do with MacDonald being a loyalist.Quote:
Originally Posted by noddingdog
Not. Alaskan moose are weak man. Weak.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rase
That and they're too close to Russia. That's why we sold it to you Yankees.
Dude the Russians sold it to the americans.
I have a question for Canada:
asl?
4902/hermaphrodite/Venus
Does that answer your question...?
Yes, but that leads me on to my next question:
Wanna cyber?
Damn. Canada gets all the cyber-action. =(
are you a guy or girlQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Both...sometimes...Quote:
Originally Posted by Kakashi509
canada accepts your offer :tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
my last Science teacher was Canadian
does Canada like a white Christmas?
~Keep it gooey~
Whaddya mean, a white CHRISTMAS!? It's white here ALL the time!!
We have no choice. Other wise we die mad.Quote:
Originally Posted by GooeyToast
i live in the province of Quebec and the people there even if they are canadians citizens are a nation of their own and dont consider themselves as canadians, our language is french, we are seeking our independance and form our own country. Its not that we hate canada, but canada over the centuries have gave us multiple reasons to separate from it due to their lack of respect for our language and by their multiple tentatives to rules our constitutional powers.
Jesus f#ckin' Christ.Quote:
Originally Posted by maxsexcity
Quebec is a beautiful place, but people like you pi$$ me off to no end.
We've only given you cry-babies MORE than your share of seats in parliament. Your French language gets MORE than the respect it deserves, let me tell you.
Canada trying to rule your constitutional powers? Your a PROVINCE. Not your own country. If you ask me, its people like you (not Quebec as a whole) who are arrogant enough to think that you deserve special attention.
You know what? There's a little french island south of Newfoundland called St. Pierre-Miquelon. Its part of France. Don't want to be part of Canada? Want to separate? Why don't you pack it up and go there.
Edit: I'm certain its just certain people, and not Quebec as a whole who eco this individual's opinions. I realize that there are other members here from Montreal (and maybe other Quebecers), and I mean no offense to you people, as my post is not aimed at you. Its just that the attitude displayed above really pisses me off.
Pourquoi ne pouvons-nous pas aimer chaque autre...?
Yep thats the problem canada is having right about now lol.Thats what a few of my friends were telling me the other day.Quote:
Originally Posted by maxsexcity
Its got nothing to do with not liking each other. Quebec is a great place. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Bomber
I just believe that all provinces should be treated equally. No exceptions. That Bloc-Quebecois "we're a different language, give us extra special attention & privilages or we're gonna separate" attitude is ridiculous. Its like childish whining.
Manitoba child: Now Quebec boy, we all should get the same amount of cookies (seats in Parliament)
Quebec boy: NO! I want more!! Or I'm taking my ball and going home!!
Manitoba child: *sigh*
Anyways, enough of that....... :p
now that the NHL is back..........
Go Habs Go :D !!!
Forget them...the Flames are our heroes! After all, they nearly won Stanley last season.Quote:
Originally Posted by crazybayman
GO FLAMES GO!
I'm sorry guys but The Avalanche will prevail this year!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bomber
Hell yeah!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bomber
Habs fan true and true, but usually its any Canadian team. :p
That was quite a ride last year. I was completely rooting for Calgary the whole way, they've got a real character team. They won me over last year, despite defeating the Habs in '89 :p
Even in Cuba....my girlfriend and I were down at a resort last May for a week, and there were Flames fans down there, all dressed in their jerseys, waving the flags, going crazy. They were playing San Jose at the time.
It was good to see Dave Andreychuk (spelling?) finally win a cup though. Too bad it wasn't Iggy and Kipper raising it!
Yes they got Sakic and Blake nailed down, but its not a matter of buying stars like before, with the Salary cap. Forsberg has expressed interest in playing alongside Naslund. It'll be a much leveller playing field now.Quote:
Originally Posted by lordblazer
My prediction: Ottawa. If not, they'll give it a good run!
All I know about Hockey is that the Pittsburgh team is called the Pittsburgh Penguins, thus making them the best team ever.
I also know that icing is annoying.
So, Canada then? Just like America with mooses, isn't it? :p (Sorry, but I love annoying Canadians by saying that. Kinda like the way I love annoying Brits by calling soccer soccer. :p)
Also keep your ear out for Sidney Crosby. 18 year old phenom who has been compared to Gretzky and Lemieux. The Penguins happen to be lucky enough to be the team to be drafting him this year.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Moose?!?! Do we ever!!
See?Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazybayman
yeah british soccer fans are teh craziest and wildest in this world.No one really cares that the western hemisphere calls it soccer instead of football.But the British always have crap to say.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Canada has more problems than just the seperation of Quebec. I agree with crazybayman for the most part. Quebec actually is a powerful province within Canada, holding (roughly) 25% of the parliament seats and 24 seats in the Senate (wait...that is not power...our Senate is useless piece of crap that we need to get rid of). I think many of the english provinces have tried hard to convince Quebec to remain a province, yet it seems that Quebec is still acting as if we did little. the whole point of the Sponsorship Scandel was to "convince" Quebecers to remain Canadians. It is really foolish wanting to be a "distinct society" because you can speak another language. All languages are equal and should be treated so (don't even get me started about Bill 101, which made all buisnesses in Quebec to have french signs). BTW maxsexcity how long have Canada been giving you guys reasons to seperate? I think you really should look into Canadaian history, seeing as our country is only 138 years old.
Anyways, other problems Canada has: alienation of the West (They, along with the Seperatist Quebecers want a decentralized nation, or better yet the West wants the power to shift from Central [Ontario and Quebec] to West), Parliament and Senate seats (Again the West is not happy here), Native American status (something we need to improve), and many other constitutional points. So really Canada has much turmoil that is unsettled; it is just the majority of the world does not get to see it.
If we could just resolve these problems then Canada would be better...
One more problem...Harper...if he ever becomes PM we are all screwed...Seriously. Harper is against public medicare, and equalization. Two of the greatest things in Canada. Why were the polls for him so low for him, eventhough the Liberals just went through a scandel? Canada in general is scared at what he might do...I am scared of what he might do..