I want to be a robot. That would be awesome.
Who else is with meh?
~Keep it gooey~
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I want to be a robot. That would be awesome.
Who else is with meh?
~Keep it gooey~
Err.. whats the topic..? Who wants to be a robot..? or robots in general?
Yes
~Keep it gooey~
Eh, I'd rather not be. I like....feeling. And food is okay too.
:D
In that case, I'd rather be a human than a man made robot, when I could be the man who created it to begin with.
I think being a robot has its advantages&disadvantages.Anyway I would love to be a robot why not......it would have fun!
"If my brain were put in a robot body, I'd be an Adrienne Barbeau-bot".
* Murphy: "Nails are like candy to robots. And we'll eat tires instead of licorice."
* Debbie: "Gawd! No we won't"
* Murphy: "Maybe you won't!"
* Stormy: okay, so what if i put my brain in a robot body, and then there was a war between robots and humans, which side would i be on?
* Debbie: humans! you still have a human brain
* Sparks: but the humans would discriminate against you. you cant even vote!
* Marco Rodrigo: man, we better not have to live on reservations, that would really chap my caboose!
To answer the question, however, if I was a robot, I would have to fight a monkey. I'm not sure how I feel about that right now. At least my theme song would be awesome.
You could actually play your own theme music 'cause you could have stereo speakers and mp3 player installed in you.
Inhuman strength, possibly speed, possibly the ability to stretch, slight invulnerability, night vision, laser eyes . . . okay, that's enough.
It's possible that being a robot, one would not feel. That's a negative.
YAY FOR FOOD! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by kikimm
But seriously, a life without being able to feel anything would seriously suck. :(
*votes I like white rice*
Not if you're like the kid in A.I. (If thats ever possible)Quote:
Originally Posted by My name is...something..?
~Keep it gooey~
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Originally Posted by GooeyToast
:save: No thanks Joe :p . :save:
These topics keep getting odder and odder...
Ehm, no robots for me. I'm quite oldfashioned. Quite hahahha.
Hopefully Ben won't kill me, if this is his photobucket i link from xDD
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/basil/free9jt.jpg
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Originally Posted by rubah
Free, you say?
~Keep it gooey~
As you can see it's free but a bit difficult...........Quote:
Originally Posted by GooeyToast
The only reason I would be a robot is for robot sex.
I'd be Edward Scissorhands, because he gets all the chicks. :cool:
LOL!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
i'd be a love-robot and spread peace. i wouldn't run on electricity or fuel, i'd be powered by posotive thoughts and i would generate daisys.
i would also have the power to make two girls kiss, making the world a better place
A love robot [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img] [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img] Good!Quote:
Originally Posted by fridaysong
Giggilo Joe?Quote:
Originally Posted by fridaysong
Whaddya know?
~Keep it gooey~
i would also make toast and fly
You do know that I am the only creature capable of generating the perfect piece of toast, dont you?Quote:
Originally Posted by fridaysong
Your efforts would be wasted robo, my toast rules all.
~Keep it gooey~
my toast would be so much more peaceful though!
i would make cake as well, and converse with butterflies
Hey if I were a robot I would make the world better.....
I AM A ROBOT. FEEL MY WRATH!!
Nah, seriously I wouldn't mind being one.
I'd be this: http://www.crackintosh.de/review/ut2...gor_Robots.png
Evil destructive robot! It must be made to feel love. Its gun will be used to fire kittens at bad people to turn them good
Then we can shoot the kittens out of bazookas, aiming for Osama.
~Keep it gooey~
They have to have parachutes, so they land in his lap. They can carry chocolates too
I'd like to be part robot and part human so I can eat and have machine gun arms.
This is one heck of a weird thread.
"And big chainsaw hands BZZZZZZZZ!"Quote:
Originally Posted by TheAbominatrix
Stormy: Frozen in carbonite?! It'd be so cold!
Murphy: My nipples are getting hard just thinking about it.
Ah, I love the first season of that show. You are my new hero ^_^
Anyway back to topic. If I were a robot, I'd be a Bender type of robot, in attitude. I'd have an odd type of function however like, Miraclewhip dispenser-bot or Margarita de-verginizer-bot.
Mmm WhiteRice..
I decided to go with "No thanks Joe".
It could be an interesting experience, with my Mind working differently but having the same outcome, but I like being Human.
i like white rice
huzzah for white rice
nehu, i would enjoy being the robot car! that's just so cool........but in actual fact, i would just like a suit made of metal armour with a tail, and wings....god that'd be cool
Yes it would be cool. Except for when people mistake human-robots for robot-robots and enslave us. Obviously, we would tell them we are the human-robots, but they wouldn't believe us. I mean, c'mon, would you believe a robot.
So we would revolt against them. Soon, the robot-robots would join the revolt, so the human-humans would declare war. Thus the great Human vs. Robot war has begun.
After long, the human-robots would simply consider themselves robots, and the war would be bloody.
Two things could happen:
The robots win. They relize without humans they cannot be made, and obviously can't reproduce sexualy, so all human-robots would die off, and the robot-robots would rust or have a misfunction that couldn't be fixed, and all traces of human life would vanish from Earth. This is the most likley thing to happen.
Or, the human could win. They would put the robots in freezing tubes that shut down their circuts untill they could come up with a way to reprograme them to not revolt. The human-robots, still being part human, would freeze to death. Eventually the robots would be fixed. People would start wanting to become robots again, and the ENTIRE SCENARION would play out intself non-stop. Most likley untill the sun expands and destorys everything.
In short, I'm against humans becomming robots.
Why is so much violence associated with robots?
Go my Love Robot!
I chose Maybe If I Was a Toaster just o fool around. »_»
Fun fact: The Eyes on Final Fantasy staff currently has two robots in its employment. Think you know who they are? You'd be surprised!
foa and RSL?
That sounds like something a robot would say. :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Yamaneko