Ebonics to be taught in SoCal districts

http://www.sbsun.com/Stories/0,1413,...969790,00.html

I think this is an interesting step. I'm more for it than against it, although since it doesn't really affect me as much, I don't feel terribly strongly on the matter. However, there is one quotation in this article I strongly am opposed to.

[q=Teresa Parra, SB Co. Board VP] Teresa Parra, board vice president, said she worried the new program would have an adverse effect.

"I'm afraid that now that we have this the Hispanic community, our largest population, will say, 'We want something for us.' Next we'll have the Asian community and the Jewish community (asking for their own programs). When will it end?' (1)

Parra said the district should focus on helping all students who are at risk.

"I've always thought that we should provide students support based on their needs and not on their race,' Parra said.(2)[/q]1. Why be afraid of providing support for Hispanics, Asians, and Jews? Why the hell not? Why wouldn't you want to help people from other races? Support should be given independent of race, true, but that doesn't mean support should be given being color-blind. I understand that public schools can only do so much, but that's just a we-don't-have-enough-money so-let's-raise-taxes oh-look-at-the-defense-department la la la argument.

2. Why do you differentiate people's needs from their races? People have common needs, and people from different cultures have different needs. I should probably learn about Black history in greater detail, but what about Indian history? Why can't I get that in my public school? What about Asian history? Jewish history? I should be learning about them all, in fact, so that I am more well-balanced in dealing with those ever-so-touchy interracial borders.

*"you" is referring to the speaker, Teresa Parra, not you, oh fellow members. :p

This is the funniest thing I've ever heard of in my entire life, and for once I'm not exaggerating.

No no no no NO! We can't freaking teach Ebonics in schools. Everybody in America should be 100% fluent in english. We can't start teaching a bastardization of the english language. smurf! It isn't even a real language. This will only work as a divider. Ebonics needs to dissapear, and it most definetly should NOT be promoted in schools.

smurf this program. It is hard enough to understand people who don't pronounce words clear enough. If anything there should be a class where they teach you how to to say things properly. Talking in ebonics everywhere will help you NOT get a good job.

This is just a flat out dumb idea.

They did that a while ago, my Dad had to learn ebonics. People speak bad enough, no need to encourage them.

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It is hard enough to understand people who don't pronounce words clear enough.

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And this is why you'll now have a class to teach you to understand! Problem solved.

Or do it the other way around. Teach them to do it right instead of ~(¯O¯~) BAKEMONO all over the language.

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They did that a while ago, my Dad had to learn ebonics.

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Are you kidding me? That's insane.

Well, I'm certainly pissed off. "Yes, let's try to further the gap between different races!" Awesome idea. :rolleyes2 If we can't communicate properly, we're not going to be able to understand each other.

If they start doing this in my school, smurf it. No way in hell, man. Why can't we start teaching English as a language, or use speech therapy programs? Lame. Lame.


:D

Why yalls clownin?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I love California. <3

I wonder if it's too late to change my major...

I'm really considering changing mine.

My greatest hope is that next they'll consider implementing Engrish into schools.

Make your time. All your base are belong to us.

This is completely stupid. Kids need to learn to speak proper English. I could care a hang about the political correctness/incorrectness of the whole thing. But the problem is that after these kids graduate, they're going to be at a huge disadvantage applying for jobs.

http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3142062

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Originally Posted by Ebonics

if’in there’s one thang we can’t get enough o’, da thang haz da latest news an’ rumors about Nintendo’s upcoming GameCube swansong, da Legend o’ Zelda: Twilight Princess. In a recent survey, four out o’ five Ziff-Davis editors confessed ta random acts o’ lunacy inspired by da game, ranging from a lengthy marriage proposal ta Link written entirely as a dirty limerick ta sleeping with da Twilight Princess trailer cartridge fo’ DS under da niggas’ pillows. an’ based on da waiting line fo’ da brief demo on da E3 show floor this year, da thang haz a pretty safe bet that ya’ll (the reader) iz pretty wacky fo’ da game, too.

The way we see da thang, we can goed one o’ two routes: One, ignore da game an’ eventually goed mad from denial; or two, give in an’ launch an obsessively detailed blog dedicated ta every last scrap o’ information we can find about da game. After lengthy debate, we’ve decided ta succumb ta da madness. But we’re taking those guys at Electronic Gaming Monthly down with us!

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Confession time, I used a Translator to produce the Ebonics. However the point is that while you might be able to get away with the first speech style in a business meeting or job interview, you most definately won't with the second. So a kid raised to think speaking that way is acceptable is going to have a harder time in life.

That isn't an ebonics translator. Just an idiot translator.

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That isn't an ebonics translator. Just an idiot translator.

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I don't think they are mutually exclusive...

Ack! That's where I live! Stupid San Bernardino...

They've pushed ebonics around here before, and I don't think it's going to work. It only, so far, has served to reinforce class divides between blacks and other races in the same way Spanglish does.

Hopefully they'll give up on this at least a bit in the next year so they don't try to make me teach it... I just can't imagine having "ax" be one of the class key words or "shizzle" on the spelling test.

Randy: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

Those kids should be able to get a job in the airline industry. Lord knows we need them considering the security risks.

I'm not sure if I should laugh, or scream.

Looking at ebonics from a cultural/social perspective may be valid, and would certainly be valid for language graduates. Teaching ebonics, however, is the most retarded thing I have ever come across. Sure, I use l33t sp34k. Doesn't mean it should be taught in schools.

I think I'm going to laugh.

Why is it that even nowadays, people cant speak english properly?

Gone are the days of no education. There's really no excuse for not knowing proper english.

I cant believe this. So dumb. Why not there be a course so they learn english the right way, instead of us learning it the wrong?

A Ebonics lesson: "Instead of am not, use ain't. "


~Keep it gooey~

xD, now I won't be so confused!

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A Ebonics lesson: "Instead of am not, use ain't. "

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*An Ebonics lesson. :p

"Going to" >> "finna" is a better example.

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"Going to" >> "finna" is a better example.

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finna?


~Keep it gooey~

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Why is it that even nowadays, people cant speak english properly?

Gone are the days of no education. There's really no excuse for not knowing proper english.

I cant believe this. So dumb. Why not there be a course so they learn english the right way, instead of us learning it the wrong?

A Ebonics lesson: "Instead of am not, use ain't. "


~Keep it gooey~

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heres the thing. no one i mean no one in this known world speaks proper english in there everyday conversation. Now with this thing.its just freakaing hilarious.

Ha! Sounds like someone needs to listen to Foamy

America is definitely on the right track now. I hope this program reaches out to each and every school in the entire country. Thinking about my little boy coming home to say, "Yo, sup pops! Yo, dem schoolio's lunch, they be messin' they food, homie!" send tingles of excitement down my spine. And of course, I'm going to greet him with a, "You be wylin'! Did you whoop dem tricks?!"

Darn you goyabean, I was just about to quote Airplane.

And since when was ebonics considered a language? It's just a bastardization of the english language.