i'm a barbie girl

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07-31-2005, 06:41 PM
boris no no

i'm a barbie girl

Quote:

Originally Posted by ....barbie

- Hi Barbie!
- Hi Ken!
- You wanna go for a ride?
- Sure, Ken!
- Jump in!
- Ha ha ha ha!

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

- Oh, I'm having so much fun!
- Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!
- Oh, I love you Ken!

who played with barbie dolls?
i never had thme
i was a tomboy

discuss barbies in all their amazingness
07-31-2005, 06:48 PM
Kakashi509

Ken: Wanna go for a ride

Barbie: Sure Ken

Ken: Well forget it

Barbie:
Im and ugly girl,
My face makes you hurl,
Sad i have it,
I should fag it,
Acne everywhere,
Unwanted facial hair,
Im a realation,
To Frankinstiens creation.

Ken:
Your so ugly,
You disgust me.

Barbie:
Im a bad homely girl,
All alone in the wolrd,
Im as flat as a board,
Thin and lanky,

Ken:
Your a dog and a troll,
Were you hit by a train,
Wont go near you cos your breath is skanky.

Barbie:
Dont get touched,
Im afraid,
Cos guys say,
"A man i saw."

Im and ugly girl,
My face makes you hurl,
Sad i have it,
I should fag it,
Acne everywhere,
Unwanted facial hair,
Im a realation,
To Frankinstiens creation.

Ken:
Your so ugly,
You disgust me.

Barbie:
Boo Hoo Hoo Yeah

Ken:
Your so ugly,
You disgust me.

Oh Ooh Oh Ooh

Barbie:
Oh, lets go out and have some fun!

Ken:
Im sorry but your to damn ugly!

Barbie:
Oh, screw you Ken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
07-31-2005, 06:55 PM
Ohhh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kakashi509

Ken: Wanna go for a ride

Barbie: Sure Ken

Ken: Well forget it

Barbie:
Im and ugly girl,
My face makes you hurl,
Sad i have it,
I should fag it,
Acne everywhere,
Unwanted facial hair,
Im a realation,
To Frankinstiens creation.

Ken:
Your so ugly,
You disgust me.

Barbie:
Im a bad homely girl,
All alone in the wolrd,
Im as flat as a board,
Thin and lanky,

Ken:
Your a dog and a troll,
Were you hit by a train,
Wont go near you cos your breath is skanky.

Barbie:
Dont get touched,
Im afraid,
Cos guys say,
"A man i saw."

Im and ugly girl,
My face makes you hurl,
Sad i have it,
I should fag it,
Acne everywhere,
Unwanted facial hair,
Im a realation,
To Frankinstiens creation.

Ken:
Your so ugly,
You disgust me.

Barbie:
Boo Hoo Hoo Yeah

Ken:
Your so ugly,
You disgust me.

Oh Ooh Oh Ooh

Barbie:
Oh, lets go out and have some fun!

Ken:
Im sorry but your to damn ugly!

Barbie:
Oh, screw you Ken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XD
07-31-2005, 06:59 PM
Kakashi509

Barbies are fun if you use their head as a baseball. One time there was a seagull with no legs and tehy sewed on barbie legs so it could walk.
07-31-2005, 07:05 PM
TheAbominatrix

I was a tomboy but I had tons. I miss them, I wish I still had them to torture xD
07-31-2005, 07:17 PM
Xander

My Barbies got naked with their Kens. I've had a dirty mind from a young age, I'm sorry. ;__;
07-31-2005, 07:20 PM
Kakashi509

My misson in life is to destroy all barbies:sophia:
07-31-2005, 07:26 PM
Chris

I prefer to call mine... action figures.

:(
07-31-2005, 07:37 PM
Zeldy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xander

My Barbies got naked with their Kens. I've had a dirty mind from a young age, I'm sorry. ;__;

o: They're frisky little devils, myn were at it too.
I use to plead and plead and plead for Barbie's or barbie accesories, and then id throw them in the cupboard with my Furby :joey:
I had the horses but their manes got all sticky, and i had a caravan truck thing which is messed up
07-31-2005, 07:44 PM
rubah

I used to play barbies all the time. My favorite one was disabled because reita gnawed through her hand when she was a puppy xD

We always had one ken that was horny as all get out and gay. It was amusing.

I inherited a legendary collection of barbies from my sister and added to it massively myself, so there's plenty of them.
07-31-2005, 07:49 PM
UWAOOOOU

I think I wanted a mermaid one once but that was mainly because I loved merpeople. It might have not even been Barbie brand. Besides that I dont think I showed any interest in Barbies.
07-31-2005, 08:52 PM
ZuZu

My older cousins were boys so I didn't play barbies with them.
We played WAR! :D

ok, maybe I had few barbies but I happily gave them to my little sister.
"You cut my barbies hair! You %/#¤&%/&/( "
07-31-2005, 09:03 PM
Yamaneko

They're not dolls! They're just slightly feminine action figures! What?
07-31-2005, 09:07 PM
Shoden

deja vu i've seen a thread like this before lol freaky

barbie die
07-31-2005, 09:10 PM
Lindy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamaneko

They're not dolls! They're just slightly feminine action figures! What?

Private Barbie reporting for some FABULOUS action, sir!
07-31-2005, 09:14 PM
Tidus5

I used to pretend that my GI Joes kidnapped barbis and tortured them. I used to use markers to draw fake bullet holes and blood on their faces and stuff. Its sick, I know. To this day my sister's barbies have red permanant marker drawn on them.
07-31-2005, 09:21 PM
Hawkeye

Have you ever seen Team America World Police?
07-31-2005, 09:44 PM
theundeadhero

I think your okay as long as you weren't the ones getting naked with the Barbie dolls.

Well...
07-31-2005, 09:48 PM
Silver Valentines

I didn't have Barbie Dolls, I didn't have any dolls that were made out of plastic actually, but I did have dolls that were made of porceline and similar things, though I never played with them.
07-31-2005, 10:23 PM
Spiffing Cheese

Ho ho ho. My barbies had fun with scissors and felt pens. In other words, I cut all of their hair off and drew all over them. :D And I once pulled a barbie's leg off and stuck it to her head with blu-tack.
07-31-2005, 10:25 PM
The Jamie Star Scenario

Barbie dolls do not portray the correct female anatomy. This lead to confusion in later life for I.
07-31-2005, 10:25 PM
crashNUMBERS

In a barbie world!! Damn song is stuck in my head!!
07-31-2005, 10:27 PM
Kakashi509

I have this urge to make a music video about barbies now lol
07-31-2005, 10:27 PM
Lindy

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jamie Star Scenario

Barbie dolls do not protrey the correct female anatomy. This lead to confusion in later life for I.

They don't portray it either.

Gawd, and you say WE'RE all on drugs.
07-31-2005, 10:30 PM
Kakashi509

the punk version of this song sucks though it still compells me to listen to it
07-31-2005, 10:37 PM
The Jamie Star Scenario

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lindy

They don't portray it either.

Gawd, and you say WE'RE all on drugs.

On noes I got a letter wrong and you noticed it, you must be the supah clever like Dumbledore or something.

It is funny that you correct my spelling and then proceed to use a word that does not even exist: “Gawd”. Well done for enforcing the English language with your superior employment of it.
07-31-2005, 10:40 PM
Lindy

You got the whole word wrong actually.

Protrey = No.

And I can't be Dumbledore, I'm not a wizard!
07-31-2005, 10:45 PM
The Jamie Star Scenario

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lindy

I'm not a wizard!.

Oh well that is a shame.
07-31-2005, 10:48 PM
Lindy

Oh just accept you butchered the English language for a brief moment and then we can all move on with our pointless lives.
07-31-2005, 10:49 PM
The Jamie Star Scenario

Oh just accept you also butchered the English language for a brief moment and then you can move on with your pointless life.
07-31-2005, 10:49 PM
Kakashi509

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jamie Star Scenario

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lindy

I'm not a wizard!.

Oh well that is a shame.

if you both don't shutup you will be confunded!... specialy you
07-31-2005, 10:53 PM
UWAOOOOU

Sheesh can either of you be the bigger man? In the barbie thread funnily enough.
07-31-2005, 10:54 PM
Kamiko

I played with barbies! My to-be-lover and I always played out weird sex scenes with them haha...
And then we'd kill the ken dolls with spontaneous fire!!! BOOM!!
When I turned 11 I traded them all for some Pokemon cards haha...
07-31-2005, 10:55 PM
Kakashi509

Are they really guys or just animated barbies who like to cosplay as the zombies from shaun of the dead
08-01-2005, 12:33 AM
Yuffie514

i never got one and no barbies may dwelleth in my humble abode. stuffed animals are a-ok. if i got one, the premonition is clear.

--> the burning fireplace.
08-01-2005, 03:58 AM
Meat Puppet

I played with barbie dolls.

I'm not gay.
08-01-2005, 04:02 AM
Peegee

One Barbie. Fifteen Kens. There's only one thing that can come from this.

(SPOILER)Lots of shopping. What? What were you thinking you sicko?
08-01-2005, 04:02 AM
Kakashi509

Fish vs barbie kelly who will be victorious, I hope the fish is

Take your bets
08-01-2005, 06:01 AM
-N-

Aw, Lindy and Jamie Star Scenario stopped bickering. :(
08-01-2005, 11:58 AM
boris no no

don't worry xandie....we all made them nakie at one point! xDDDDDD
onlt cool kids play with barbies :cool:
08-01-2005, 12:02 PM
Little Miss Awesome

I loved Barbies when I was little, I had more than about 90-100, I just loved them :love: