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08-01-2005, 08:17 PM
boris no no

ouchies

my tummy hurts
what should i do?
08-01-2005, 08:18 PM
Tidus5

Hmm... it might stop in 5 or 6 days. If it doesnt then I dunno, youre out of luck.
08-01-2005, 08:19 PM
Chris

boris you should eat some ice cream, it helps, really it does.
08-01-2005, 08:20 PM
Hawkeye

Take a bath. An oatmeal bath. Never knew the significance of it though
08-01-2005, 08:21 PM
crazybayman

Jump in a big tub of mustard.

Or you can mix kerosene oil with minard's linament and drink it. No wait, that's for sore throats.

Honestly though, just try some pepto-bismal :p
08-01-2005, 08:24 PM
spartancode117

rub it
08-01-2005, 08:27 PM
boris no no

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

boris you should eat some ice cream, it helps, really it does.

i think thats the problem ;_____; too much nummy ice cream!! ;___;
08-01-2005, 08:35 PM
faster skating penguin

KILL YOURSELF

ITS THE ONLY WAY
08-01-2005, 08:42 PM
Rye

Heating pad and warm baths help. Feel better! :(
08-01-2005, 08:47 PM
Leeza

Take some Rolaids.
08-01-2005, 08:56 PM
boris no no

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leeza

Take some Rolaids.

O___O what are they??
are they nice? and tasty and PINK!! tralalala
08-01-2005, 09:25 PM
Alive-Cat

A tummy ache...Sounds like you're pregnant. So here's the good news: You're fine until your water breaks, then comes the hospital, etc. Here's the bad news: You're going to have a baby.
08-01-2005, 09:26 PM
Fonzie

I suggest you eat a bunch of chocalate.
08-01-2005, 09:30 PM
metal4deth

what i do is tell a friend to punch me in the stomach and see if it gets better or just lay on your side
08-01-2005, 09:41 PM
Psychotic

Post on a medical forum, not a Final Fantasy forum?
08-01-2005, 09:44 PM
XxSephirothxX

-Eat something fairly plain, like toast
-Take something like tums
-Take a nap
08-01-2005, 09:52 PM
Meat Puppet

twist your spine in a skiing accident
08-01-2005, 09:58 PM
faster skating penguin

NOW MY TUMMY HURTS!

It's all because of this thread ...
08-01-2005, 10:43 PM
boris no no

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alive-Man

A tummy ache...Sounds like you're pregnant. So here's the good news: You're fine until your water breaks, then comes the hospital, etc. Here's the bad news: You're going to have a baby.

O___O
no wonder i'm so fat
its a miricle O__o

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meat Puppet

twist your spine in a skiing accident

.....erm......no
08-01-2005, 10:48 PM
UWAOOOOU

Theres some common pill brand. Disprin or something. Take one of those. Sometimes they dont work for me if Ive over eaten so if it starts to really get band Id open a pack of strongly smelling crisps/chips and you might be able to throw up whatevers bothering you. Thats what works for me usually but I probably shouldnt recommend it.
08-02-2005, 12:21 AM
rubah

1) tylenol
2) heating pad
3) don't eat food that gives you gas x.X
08-02-2005, 12:24 AM
RSL

Whatever you do don't do 100 situps or it will hurt worse.
08-02-2005, 12:40 AM
boris no no

Quote:

Originally Posted by RSL

Whatever you do don't do 100 situps or it will hurt worse.

hahahaah me? do 100 pushups? i can't even do one love!
08-02-2005, 04:20 AM
fire_of_avalon

Why don't you whine about it some more?
08-02-2005, 06:57 AM
Leeza

Quote:

Originally Posted by boris no no

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leeza

Take some Rolaids.

O___O what are they??
are they nice? and tasty and PINK!! tralalala

They're an antacid and they are tasty and some are pink. :cat:

http://www.leezas.com/rolaids.jpg
08-02-2005, 07:02 AM
SomethingBig

Punch yourself in the stomach!
08-02-2005, 07:03 AM
ZuZu

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

boris you should eat some ice cream, it helps, really it does.

indeed :joey:
08-02-2005, 07:42 AM
Slade

Quote:

my tummy hurts
what should i do?

Go to the toilet......... ;)
08-02-2005, 08:30 AM
boris no no

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

Why don't you whine about it some more?

you now me foa
i whine all the time. i think my natural state is one of a whining stance
08-02-2005, 08:37 AM
Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazybayman

Jump in a big tub of mustard.

Or you can mix kerosene oil with minard's linament and drink it. No wait, that's for sore throats.

Honestly though, just try some pepto-bismal :p

mmmmmmmm..... pepto biismaal
08-02-2005, 08:40 AM
*ETERNAL FANTASY*

go to the toilet and take a sh*t, that should work and if that doesnt help, prepare a hotwater bottle and put it on your belly and if that doesnt help....errr.....sleep....? just try those two things i mentioned first but i think people have it covered, just goes to show theres always a possibility!
08-02-2005, 08:44 AM
Lord Abortion

Quote:

Originally Posted by boris no no

my tummy hurts
what should i do?

Dr. L.A. recommends that since this stomach ache could be permanant, you should lay under a steam roller and get more flattened than Lindsay Lohan's breasts.....

:bigbiggri
08-02-2005, 09:32 AM
boris no no

ha! *is steam rollered*
nah....i'm putting it down to PMT....
I AM SOOO STRESSED!
DIIIIIIIE!
08-02-2005, 09:41 AM
Rase

Take a nap. :)
08-02-2005, 09:55 AM
GooeyToast

Take a dump

~Keep it gooey~
08-02-2005, 12:46 PM
Boosk

I have a good plan! GIVE ME ALL YOUR ICE CREAM!!!! gwhahahaha!.........argh! yummy ache....:( damn yoooooooooooou!! such chocolisious puddings....
well, I guess its gone now cos you just went into Derby to spend all you none existant moneys :D

Kagga :love:
08-02-2005, 02:01 PM
NightShadow

OMG!!! I know how to get you through this.Follow my lead *pushes everyone into a wall*

1. Hope on one foot 4 times
2. spin 8 times
3. do to back-flips
4. dance the cha cha slide

Great! now you just learned to throw up :) .
08-02-2005, 05:15 PM
SomethingBig

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slade

Go to the toilet......... :joey:

Fixed.
08-02-2005, 10:59 PM
fire_of_avalon

Quote:

Originally Posted by boris no no

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

Why don't you whine about it some more?

you now me foa
i whine all the time. i think my natural state is one of a whining stance

xD <3
08-02-2005, 11:02 PM
boris no no

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

Quote:

Originally Posted by boris no no

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

Why don't you whine about it some more?

you now me foa
i whine all the time. i think my natural state is one of a whining stance

xD <3

but it issssssssssss!
my foot hurts now ;___;
and my spleen ;_______;
08-03-2005, 07:23 AM
Slade

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomethingBig

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slade

Go to the toilet......... :joey:

Fixed.

thanks.....i think my stomach hurts now

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