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Oh yeah, we had the wittiest zings when we were kids.
I'm rubber and you're glue
whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me!
What witty comebacks, zings, etc... do you remember having in your aresenal as a kid?
Your 1337 javascript skills could have come in handy here, FM.
That's one of mine. :D
Your mom!
I was using "I see your lips moving but I just keep hearing BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH" well before it was on any tee shirt.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but your dad's still in jail. :cool:
No, I wont sleep with you.
It was funny at first but it got more and more common when it dragged out into an age group where it actually matters. :(
pregnant teacher gets my vote, heres mine
your gay i'm not now go be gay and leave me alone
thats the worst i've heard
I didn't even think of using buttons for that. :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Black Mage 121
*Megan's third grade classroom*
Random person: MEGAN SAY I.
Megan....I?
Random person: NOW SPELL CUP
Megan....C - U - P
Random Person: EW GROSS HAHA YOU SEE ME PEE LOLZ
Raise your arms and spell bobo.
xD I never heard that one before. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by The Jamie Star Scenario
I can't wait for a Pregnant Teacher to post in this thread. :D
There've been two PT's already! :o But it's so hard deciding which is worse...being a pregnant teacher or not being potty trained. Curses and bonks upon ye for forcing me to make a choice. :(
I was born on a pirate ship.
Does that make you a pirate?
Hold your tongue down with your finger and say it and see if you're a pirate. :)
I was born on a pile of [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]?
I'm very sorry. It must have been hard for you.
I'm rubber and you're glueQuote:
Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi
whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!
so there! :mad2:
Hold your tongue down with your finger and say "I'm an apple". lolz I'm so funny.
I used "What you say is what you are" a lot in grade school.
Do you have HIV? Are you positive?
As long as we all agree that one sucks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Silmaril
The cootie thing was fun. You'd touch someone and be like "Aaaaah, (insert name) Cooties, pass it on!"
Aaaaah, Rye Cooties, pass it on!
Who can forget "Opposite Day"???
--->You suck.
->It's OPPOSITE DAY NYA NYA~
--->You rock.
->I lied.
;_________;
Circle circle, dot dot, now I have the cootie shot!
Ah yes, opposites. :)
"Yes means no and no means yes."
"Are you dumb?"
"Yes."
"Ha, ha, ha, you said yes that means you're dumb."
"But you said yes means no."
"I lied"
or
"Yes means no and no means yes."
"Are you dumb?"
"No."
"Ha, ha, ha, you said no and it's opposite day so that means you said yes, you're dumb."
Two masters at work:
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Boys vs girls in tag! Boys chase girls. Girls pretend to kiss boys. Boys = EEEEEWWWWWWWand run away. Girls = *win*
Or...
Boys vs girls in tag. Girls hide in the girl's toilet. ^_~
Oh yeah, well I held (insert girl's name here)'s hand yesterday for five minutes!
*is the shizznit on the playground for the next two recesses* :cool:
Oh, ew, you've got GIRL GERMS. ;_;
I jumped off the castle and slammed (insert girl's name here) face into the concrete.
:cool:
have you told your parents that you're gay yet?
Nice pants
One of the boys in second grade used to tell me, "You're pretty! Pretty ugly. Nah, you're just plain ugly!"
I wasn't offended; I just thought he was dumb. Probably jealous 'cause I kicked his ass at dodgeball.
I knew this kid who liked to tell me that I was funny. Funny looking.
So now I keep my head wrapped in a long, mummy-like bandage at all times.
Similar, only I keep his head in bandages.
Not attached to his body.
Reall Funny Man-Person(holy cow that make an awesome username): "What is red and itchy?"
Totally Stupid Bumhead: "Err, I dunno,"
Reall Funny Man-Person: "Fanny rash!"
Reall Funny Man-person: "You get it?"
Totally Stupid Bumhead: "Yeah, like it is red-"
Reall Funny Man-person: "HAHAHAHAHA, you get fanny rash!"