Post a funny line or two from your old diary, please!
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Post a funny line or two from your old diary, please!
I killed a hooker today, but it's ok because hookers are already dead on the inside.
Happy now?
Oh my. Oh... my.
That's wicked, man.
"And again another uneventful day, yawn"
i never really kept a diary cuz my life is too boring
livejournal.com/~jume/calendar/2002/
I have a new favorite quote! "Never try, never fail"
Yeah, I never actually kept a diary or journal. Though once I wrote about a special day I had, but my gorram computer deleted. Piece of czit.
How long's it been, eight months? Welcome back.
Me? Thanks. :D
I AM SO FAT WHY WONT SOMEONE JUST PUT A BULLET IN MY HEAD DAMN IT.
July. 1990.
"I don't remember him doin' that to her?!"
That's not from a diary, but from the greatest diary of all; my mind. :cool:
"I want to be with him so much but I can tell that there's someone else"
"I had 3 cheese sandwiches today; it was awesome!"
May 5th, 2003:
Note to self: Update diary tomorrow...
That was my last one.
The closest thing I have to a Diary is a Live Journal. So:
[Aug. 4th, 2005|11:00 pm]
So uh, a couple of things to add.
I took my theory test yesterday, and I failed. I got 27 on the questions, and 37 on the Hazzard perception.
My sister has moved back home, which is good. She's also brought her 2 Cats with her, Felix and Tigger.
Oh, and I watched Wedding Crashers and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory recently, both awesome.
Yams. You do know it's August? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Yamaneko
Yesterday, I spelled Bible, BiBle. Thanks a lot, Daniel.
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May. 31st, 2004 | 11:27 pm
mood: tired
music: "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" - John Denver
Hey, I discovered this whole advanced updating thing. @_@
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First documented time that a John Denver song was on My Music.
*Sigh* You people need to be punished for not updating. :( *Daggers*
Something like "lolz i liek boyz and i want 2 have baybies" sums up pretty much every page.
Nothing much has changed then?
Thanks for stating the obvious. :twak:
11-13-2004
Dear Diary,
EoFF sucks. I'm never going back there again
Chris. YOu do know it's 2005? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
Well, he *did* say 'your old diaries' after all
Holy mother crapperoony, it's Shattered Chest. There's a name I haven't seen in a long time.
Er... as for a random quote... this'll do.
Playing chess with Nait is fun.Quote:
Nait: You can't eat my queen, nyah nyah nya-
Nait: [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img].
I write poetry in my internet weblog
you
are so beautiful
i feel like i've been just beaten up in an alleyway
" I swear I'll never eat that many pickles again"
(next day)
" I did it again...."
Kagga :love: