Final Fantasy p0rn stars

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08-13-2005, 05:18 AM
Mitch

Final Fantasy p0rn stars

Which FF character do you think would make the best p0rn star?

Keep in mind ditzyness, hornyness, machoness and the amount of flesh exposed
08-13-2005, 05:19 AM
Tidus5

EOFF seems to get sketchier by the day...

Edit: But while I'm at it, I'll throw my vote in for Khimari. Big muscles, hairy chest, strong silent type... I must admit,that boys got style.
08-13-2005, 05:25 AM
Mitch

In the heat of the moment I forgot some good ones. namely Khimari, Siefer and Brother
08-13-2005, 05:31 AM
Tidus5

You forgot Nooj, Barali, Leblanc, Logos, and Ormi too.

Nooj would be a good pick too. I wouldnt ever underestimate a half man half machine in the sack... that could be fatal.
08-13-2005, 05:46 AM
MAS82587

id love to see a porn with brother in it lol
but i voted irvine cuz he acts like hes in one already.
but of ppl i would like to see in a porn, tifa would be best.
08-13-2005, 06:01 AM
crashNUMBERS

Aeris XD
08-13-2005, 07:27 AM
Slade

Probably Seymour. Although he looks more like a pimp then a pornstar
08-13-2005, 09:23 AM
ThroneofDravaris

Why can't I vote for Relm?

EDIT: Actually, maybe Ultros...

TENTICLE HENTAI!!!!!

Hey, maybe you could combine the two?
08-13-2005, 10:44 AM
Primus Inter Pares

Kuja...

So very versatile...
08-13-2005, 11:50 AM
blackchocobo9999

Quina.....
Ok, thats a joke, i'd say..... for a man, Sephiroth, coz, well.... he'd be a good one and he'd do really evil stuff and as cool hair.
for a woman.... beatrix, coz, she is revealing.
08-13-2005, 02:15 PM
rikku&painerock

you forgot to add yuna and paine come on
08-13-2005, 02:36 PM
DMKA

No Kimarhi? This is an outrage...omg no Wakka either WTF?
08-13-2005, 03:10 PM
crashNUMBERS

DMKA!! :love:
08-13-2005, 03:14 PM
Meat Puppet

she's got no top on, ffs

http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/image...ne/mermaid.gif
08-13-2005, 03:14 PM
Aphelion

Control yourselves, guys...Barret. If I was going to be serious, I'd vote for Rikku, but I'm not, so... :D
08-13-2005, 06:14 PM
Takara

Golbez's hand. *nods* So many things such an expert hand could do...
08-13-2005, 06:17 PM
ZuZu

Tifa, because she started her "porn start" career already in the game
that clothing....
08-13-2005, 06:32 PM
rubah

Kuja duh
08-13-2005, 08:51 PM
KoShiatar

I voted Seymour, because of his looks and attitude, but a lot of others could easily do that. Quistis, Tifa, Auron (a man's man!)... Cloud looks to me like the boy's a hopeless virgin, so he's left out. As for Kuja, his transvestite looks would make for an awesome pornstar.
08-13-2005, 09:00 PM
Destai

Lulu comes to mind.
08-13-2005, 09:16 PM
blackchocobo9999

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destai

Lulu comes to mind.

With the belts and that lol.... yeah, she may make a good one
08-14-2005, 01:26 AM
Mitch

Ok there weren't enough places in the poll to include everyone

SORRY GUYS
08-14-2005, 02:50 AM
Mirage

Lulu, Quistis, Rinoa, Tifa, Edea.
08-14-2005, 03:38 AM
rubah

Now that I think of it, Queen Lamia was the only one who ever almost got a character in bed.
08-14-2005, 03:55 AM
Crossblades

Every FF female, expecially Tifa :love:
08-14-2005, 06:32 AM
fantasyjunkie

Cloud, the dude did wear a dress and perfumed himself up after all :D :D :D :D :D
08-14-2005, 07:14 AM
DJZen

Heidegger, I shouldn't have to explain why.
08-14-2005, 07:30 PM
rubah

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJZen

Heidegger, I shouldn't have to explain why.

We always love hearing it though~
08-14-2005, 10:50 PM
Dreddz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destai

Lulu comes to mind.

yep....
08-14-2005, 11:34 PM
FiragaBreak

Kimarhi is an animal so that would be considered beastitiality. O.k. so he's half human but his body speaks to me as animal.
08-15-2005, 12:05 AM
Tidus5

Quote:

Originally Posted by FiragaBreak

Kimarhi is an animal so that would be considered beastitiality. O.k. so he's half human but his body speaks to me as animal.

I was being sarcastic. Animal sex = eww.
08-15-2005, 12:14 AM
rubah

Quote:

Originally Posted by FiragaBreak

Kimarhi is an animal so that would be considered beastitiality. O.k. so he's half human but his body speaks to me as animal.

He's not half human, he's a ronso.
08-15-2005, 12:39 AM
FiragaBreak

Oh....I don't understand sarcasm.
08-15-2005, 03:15 AM
fantasyjunkie

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJZen

Heidegger, I shouldn't have to explain why.

Man, I forgot about him. Yeah, your'e right :D
08-15-2005, 05:01 AM
DJZen

Quote:

Originally Posted by FiragaBreak

Kimarhi is an animal so that would be considered beastitiality. O.k. so he's half human but his body speaks to me as animal.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trent Reznor

I wanna **** you like an animal

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ivana Humpalot

Austin, you are hairy like ANIMAL!

Looks like there's a market for that.
08-15-2005, 06:59 AM
Rase

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meat Puppet

http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/image...ne/mermaid.gif

Quote:

Originally Posted by Takara

Golbez's hand. *nods* So many things such an expert hand could do...

:love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
08-15-2005, 06:22 PM
MAS82587

well i guess they all kind of act like porn stars sometimes.
08-15-2005, 07:32 PM
Old Manus

I like mature so I'm going for Cid Highwind.
08-15-2005, 08:40 PM
DJZen

Quote:

Originally Posted by MAS82587

well i guess they all kind of act like porn stars sometimes.

Would you be referring to the hackneyed dialogue, the stilted character development, or the focus on action over plot?
08-15-2005, 08:44 PM
KoShiatar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trent Reznor

I wanna **** you like an animal

ROFL!!!
08-17-2005, 09:55 AM
Lionx

Lion from FFXI D: It has that skimpy look

http://home.westman.wave.ca/~ffxi/Nach/lion8.JPG
08-17-2005, 07:55 PM
Mercen-X

This should have been a multiple choice poll. And don't tell me you don't know how to do that. *pfft*

Maria, Lydia fully developed :joey:, Rosa, Celes, Terra, Cloud, Sephiroth, Tifa, Yuffie, Cait Sith :lol:, Garnet, Beatrix, Kuja, Quistis, Seifer, Edea, Irvine, Lulu, Rikku, Auron, Paine, Gippal

The chick above
08-17-2005, 08:14 PM
DJZen

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercen-X

Auron

EWWWWWWW!!!! NECROPHILIA!!!!!!
08-17-2005, 08:14 PM
Nick Schovitz

:barf: Y'all make me sick. These are videogame characters, do y'all masterbate to them or something?! this is a discussion that shouldn't be though of. this thread should be deleted, uhhhh, DAMN PERVERTS!
08-18-2005, 03:44 PM
Mr. Dardanelles

I voted Seymour.
08-18-2005, 04:09 PM
Luke_loki

i vote lulu have you seen her clothes :eek:
08-19-2005, 11:35 PM
Tidus5

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Schovitz

:barf: Y'all make me sick. These are videogame characters, do y'all masterbate to them or something?! this is a discussion that shouldn't be though of. this thread should be deleted, uhhhh, DAMN PERVERTS!

shut up

[leeza]Two wrongs do not make a right. Do not tell anyone here to shut up. ~ Leeza[/leeza]
08-20-2005, 05:04 AM
ThroneofDravaris

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Schovitz

:barf: Y'all make me sick. These are videogame characters, do y'all masterbate to them or something?! this is a discussion that shouldn't be though of. this thread should be deleted, uhhhh, DAMN PERVERTS!

[leeza]*snip*

Not appropriate in the least. Watch what you post. ~ Leeza[/leeza]
08-20-2005, 11:31 AM
Old Manus

Hey, click the link in my sig.
08-20-2005, 04:53 PM
strawberryman

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJZen

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercen-X

Auron

EWWWWWWW!!!! NECROPHILIA!!!!!!

xD

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lionx

Lion from FFXI D: It has that skimpy look

I agree in full. :D
08-20-2005, 09:00 PM
iluvpenelo

Garnet...

and penelo...

and...

...Rikku..

(yuna looks like my ex so no, get away from me you skanky harlot bitch)

and kuja.

garnet, penelo, rikku and kuja.
08-20-2005, 09:38 PM
Mihhailovitš

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Schovitz

:barf: Y'all make me sick. These are videogame characters, do y'all masterbate to them or something?! this is a discussion that shouldn't be though of. this thread should be deleted, uhhhh, DAMN PERVERTS!

these people were having a disgusting gathering here but you saved the pornfree world you are a true hero everyone will now leave and never speak of porn ever again
08-20-2005, 10:29 PM
Old Manus

Anima because I also like bondage.
08-20-2005, 10:55 PM
Rengori

Terra's not on there, so I'll say Beatrix.
08-20-2005, 11:27 PM
ShivaBlizzard8

Obviously, Bartz from FF5 is FF's ultimate p0rn star. Not only does he spend all his time with a pair of hot sisters, a girl who enjoys crossdressing and another chick who is severely underage, but he bumped off the geezer who tried to hone in on his territory. Also, he has a big pimping red mage hat and a Lord of the Dance outfit.
08-21-2005, 07:02 AM
GooeyToast

Beatrix bby

rowr
08-21-2005, 07:26 AM
DMKA

Quote:

Originally Posted by FiragaBreak

Oh....I don't understand sarcasm.

Kimahri is not a human, nor is he an animal...he is a Ronso, which is a fictional being created by Square, which would make him the equivalent of a Guado in these terms, and thus equivalent to Seymore, who was to (well technically DID) marry Yuna.

Does that make Yuna a zoophile? :D
08-22-2005, 09:42 AM
Dazed and Confused

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Schovitz

:barf: Y'all make me sick. These are videogame characters, do y'all masterbate to them or something?! this is a discussion that shouldn't be though of. this thread should be deleted, uhhhh, DAMN PERVERTS!

CLEARLY it's just a bit of fun, and does not imply that any of us matrurbate over FF characters (Though I'm pretty sure a lot of people here do :D )
08-22-2005, 01:29 PM
Rengori

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dazed and Confused

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Schovitz

:barf: Y'all make me sick. These are videogame characters, do y'all masterbate to them or something?! this is a discussion that shouldn't be though of. this thread should be deleted, uhhhh, DAMN PERVERTS!

CLEARLY it's just a bit of fun, and does not imply that any of us matrurbate over FF characters (Though I'm pretty sure a lot of people here do :D )

Seriously, if you're going to make fun of people for masturbating over FF characters, you might as well not come here.
08-22-2005, 04:27 PM
Leeza

Really?

*scratched*
08-22-2005, 05:56 PM
eestlinc

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShivaBlizzard8

Obviously, Bartz from FF5 is FF's ultimate p0rn star. Not only does he spend all his time with a pair of hot sisters, a girl who enjoys crossdressing and another chick who is severely underage, but he bumped off the geezer who tried to hone in on his territory. Also, he has a big pimping red mage hat and a Lord of the Dance outfit.

SB8 wins!

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