Magneto vs Yoda, WHO WILL WIN THIS EPIC BATTLE?
P.S. Hi Delly Murder.
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Magneto vs Yoda, WHO WILL WIN THIS EPIC BATTLE?
P.S. Hi Delly Murder.
bye bye
Magneto and GOOD RIDDANCE, hahaha *points and laughs* ^_~
:cry:
Those of you who fail to remember the original topic must die.
yoda would whup yo ass anyday
hahahhahahahahaha lindy
*dies*Quote:
Those of you who fail to remember the original topic must die
Monkey vs. Lindy, who will win?
(Psst, it's Monkey ^_^)
Are lightsabers metal at the bottom? XD Or.... plastic? *dies*
so are you leaving or is Magneto kicking Yoda's ass? The answer is very important.
The outcome must be so bad that he will leave EoFF in protest.
...I forgot to add a poll.
Eest, could you set up a poll and rig it so that Magneto is winning please?
Why do you have to leave? I haven't even gotten to talk to u yet
Gawd, you're such an EMO DEKU BOI. :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lindy
Man I'm good.
Yeah, man. ESP modding powers.Quote:
Originally Posted by eestlinc
edit: Okay you did rig it. I didn't see that.
I was going to vote for Magneto because he is a snappy dresser (He wears pink, whether or not you choose to accept it), but then I saw that Yoda was being hammered so I felt sorry for him and voted for him instead.
Oh boy, such a loss, I think I will stay just for the possibility of that.Quote:
Originally Posted by FiragaBreak
why are you leaving? and also dont be sarcastic like that to firagabreak (at least ill assume thats sarcasm.)anyway yoda would easily win.magneto would disable yodas lightsabre(metal part at the bottom.)then yoda would beat him up using the force seems as magneto will be powerless seems as yodas lightsabres the only metal thing.
I'm sorry King of the Internet, I'll do exactly as you say, considering how you rule all that is digital.
Magneto can control the IRON in Yoda's blood, and crush him mercilessly.
Yoda may not have iron in his blood perhaps there is some other sort of protein (or similar molecule) which does not depend on iron to make it's affinity for oxygen strong like haemoglobin in humans.
bye lindy enjoy the life of riley a mcdonalds employee enjoys.
Yoda can control the force a far more fundemental power then magnetism he can also mind trick magnetom like xavier does all the time
RELEASE THE INNER NERD
As I'm sure you would know from experience. *zing*Quote:
Originally Posted by gokufusionss1
buger king actualy.
erm, counter zing.
I thought the topic of this is i'm Leaving EoFF forever. what does magneto and yoda have to do with it? :mad2: :confused:
Yoda is cuter. *votes accordingly*
Magneto has a bucket on his head, so he has my vote.
He just needs any electrolyte in his blood to be controlled by Magneto, since Magneto just needs to be able to conjure an opposing polarity to whatever polarity the elements in his bloodstream carry to control him.
It's possible that he doesn't have any, being an alien, but I still go with Magneto.
It's an old-skool thing, a child like you could never understand.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick Schovitz
Also, Hsu knows the score.
Yoda, and PLEASE LEAVE!
and yoda could barely survive against a Sith Lord, and magneto owns any wussy ass Sith Lord.
I'm posting in this thread to tell Joel to STFU.
...that is all.
Cheers Aaron.
What a fair poll. :D
Talk in funny ways Yoda does. My vote Yoda shall have.
Magneto, unless it was...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...mokun_yoda.jpg
Domo-kun Yoda!!!
Don't mention it. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lindy
Yoda says "Screw this" and shotguns Magneto in the face. Which is what the stupid X-Men should have done in the first place. Laser vision is so too futuristic.
Yoda, just because he looks like a bogey......
Magneto stops the buckshot before it hits him and sends it flying back into Yoda's face.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
I pick the secret option: Psychotic.
Magneto is amazing! Byez, don't let the door hit you on the way out!
I voted Yoda and cudos on the thread title.
You would.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yamaneko
I am disappointed that this poll has no Other option imho. :monster: :cookie: :cookie:
There is no NEED for an Other option.
Magneto and Yoda are polar opposites, there is no middle ground in this battle.
Yoda. and stfu, dun jok arund liek dat, if u mek a tred about leavin, then leave. god, dis is my comp, and i hate it that all dese peple always liek to make fun of peples and lie on da intranet.
Puppets don't have blood.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lindy
well, if I believe Cookie Monster would crush them both no matter what, then that's my right as an American citizen, damn it! And I think that pretty well qualifies as an Other. :monster:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lindy
How the hell can Magneto not win?
Last time I checked, this is the internet, not America, your rights do not exist here, kapitalist skum!Quote:
Originally Posted by The Man
Fool! America pwns the Internets!
http://www.fools-gold.org/forum/showthread.php?t=17982
I hear theres rumours on the internets.
O noes Ur MegaHurtz!
I vote Magneto. In fact, is it possible for Magneto to lose? Normally? Realistically?
He's too damn powerful plus his bucket (xD Rye) blocks Prof X's super sex beams.
Magneto > all.
Yoda = Grover.
Magneto = Gandalf = Cigarette Smoking Man.
THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL MAGNETO CAN LOSE.
Yoda can just force-choke the focker.
yea but Yoda doesn't use his powers for attack.
MUPPETS VS THUNDERBIRDS!
This thread makes me want to get my groove back.
Those were the good old days, eh Del?
Yeah, back before life chewed me up and spit me out.
Just like Magneto would do to Yoda.
Zing!
[zing as in burn, not zing as in zing]
What is zing?
More memories.
I'm still waiting on Ben and :dot: also.
:hat:
:moose:
Don't leave for ever. I would miss you Lindz.
http://whatiszing.ytmnd.com/Quote:
Originally Posted by Yamaneko
What is a Magneto? o_O
Super sex beams. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Professor Unne
http://emulazione.multiplayer.it/gam...h/magneto1.jpg
That's Magneto, Resha. He's from X-Men. He's the only one with a bucket on his head, no others can compare. One guy has a bowl on his head though, but it's not quite the same.
i like yoda. hes green @_@ and he has a shiney light saber of |)00m!
I vote that they call it a draw and make wierd smurfed up battle sex with each other.
no!!!!!! magneto has nothing on yoda!!!! yoda makes weird swishing sounds and magnedo makes funky... uh... metalic sounds?ermmm
Yoda fails.
For a start, being light side he lacks offensive powers, so any reliance on his Lightsaber means Magneto can abuse the metal in it.
one time, i ate a sandwich.
then had moogle pie.
*Yoda gets too big for his head from the success of the movies. Goes to Hollywood and gets a mouth full of gold teeth.*
*Magneto squishinates him*
And Magneto can throw EVERY SINGLE METAL OBJECT WITHIN SIGHT at Yoda at 5 times the speed of light, instantly crushing every single bone in his little green body.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Holmes
There's no way in hell Magneto can lose, as anyone with an ounce of common sense could instantly deduce.
Yoda couldn't force choke, that's a Dark Side power, and Yoda most certainly isn't Dark Side.
Also, depending on which X-Men you're following, Magneto can generate a magnetic barrier field around himself for protection, so even if Yoda COULD use Force Lightning, Magneto's barrier would just deflect it since it's electricity.
Yoda is badass therefore he is neither light or dark side of the force. he is on the side of Yoda. kicking everyones ass since he first appeared
Not really, you don't even see him using light side powers in the films.
Yeah, doesn't Yoda only do the telekenesis thing? I don't even remember him ever doing it in the actual movies, but he did it a lot in the cartoon of Star Wars. He was much cooler in the cartoon.
The most he did in the films was deflect Count Dooku's Force Lightning, levitate that big metal thing that was going to drop on Anakin, and flip around like crazy.
Magneto on the other hand can manipulate the metal in the EARTH.