i thought just after Cloud let Aeris go but what if he had stopped Sephiroth's Blade how do you think Cloud Whould save Aeris from certain doom :tonberry: :sophia:
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i thought just after Cloud let Aeris go but what if he had stopped Sephiroth's Blade how do you think Cloud Whould save Aeris from certain doom :tonberry: :sophia:
He would have taken that blade instead of her, right in the heart.
*Acts Jewish* God... I'm feelin' so verklempt. :(
He couldn't have saved her. It was destined that Aeris get skewered like a hot dog over a campfire.
Nah........
If Sephiroth missed for some reason, Cloud woulda beheaded her, just to shut her up.
Cloud should have jumped up with a karate kick and broken Masamune in half as it came down.
Cloud will kill Sephiroth then we will see the FMV where he tossed Sephiroth's body into the lake.
clearly the answer is Blaster Master.
He would save Aeris on a memory card. :)
then he can load her and KILL HER.... ermmm... screw her? noo... hmmmm... he can load her and KILL HER whenever he wants! over. and over. and over again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Not if he throws the memory card down a well! Didn't think of THAT, didja Sephiroth?
simply genius.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
If your speaking of Mad Max: ThunderDome, then its Master Blaster... sry, pet peeve of mine.... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by eestlinc
pretty sure he's thinking of Blaster Master :sophia:
I'll stop YOUR blade anyday, baby! ;)
It all starts the night before when they are staying over at the City of Ancients Pyramid Hotel. Cloud starts to flirt with the receptionist with the ultimate goal of getting Sephiroth's room number and key. He succeeds and gets a few extra bonuses ;)
Cloud proceeds to Sephiroth's room where he slips in unnoticed and replaces Sephiroth's sword with one made out of balloons. And so the story unfolds...
Sephiroth comes to do the bad thing to Aeris which is a story best told in pictures:
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Then Cloud was all like "LOL that was a balloon sword!"
To that Sephiroth replies "I was fooled. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
And then Aeris gives Sephiroth a flower and then there is a party and then people come along and do the conga and then Harry Potter arrives and Darth Varder comes to compliment Sephiroth's "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and then Aeris has a stroke.
The moral of this story is the future cannot be changed :(
balloons are made of rubber. and sephiroth should have rubbed it in her hair to make her hair get all messy and stand up from the static. at least that woulda done SOME damage.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jamie Star Scenario
And spoil the drama?!? He's an RPG character, he can't help it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aeris_lover987
*sephiroth comes down and kills aeris*
Cloud: OH MY GOD....
Sephy: Sowwy =(
Cloud: No... no don't be sorry! *whips out sword and hits aeris while she's still dead*
Sephy: ?!?! HAH! *stabs aeris again*
for another hour they have fun killing aeris together. then they have a drink, Sephiroth decides to call off the meteor spell because him and cloud are such great friends now, and boom! the crisis is gone. see. it was a good thing that aeris died.
Woohoo! That works too!Quote:
Originally Posted by G SpOtZ
Amusing and interesting, coulda worked, though! :D Sweet idea, by the way.Quote:
Originally Posted by G SpOtZ
Too horrible.. My poor Aeris
I think I like her dead. I don't like imagining any other scenarios. :)
:D
i was so happy when i was done wasting my money on staffs.
Luby Moogle.
YOU PEOPLE ARE SO FUNNY! :D I am like laughing for 10 minutes non-stop.
It would have been smarter, if after sephiroth kills areis, clouds comes falling down and stabs and kills sephiroth the same way.
Then use "PHOENIX DOWN" on areis! Then he could screw her all he wants, but no, he wants to screw sephiroth instead. :D
can't revive dead characters. only knocked out characters. that's why it always says "K'O." thank you.
luby moogle.
I didn't believe you at first but after looking up balloons in tha dictionary and buying a few I must say, yes they are made of rubber. So much for my 'they are made a mud and noodles' idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by G SpOtZ
O.o i didn't know they were made of rubber, i was just kidding. i thought they were made of pie.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jamie Star Scenario
Moogle pie? (lets keep the spam to a minimum this time)Quote:
Originally Posted by G SpOtZ
Sephiroth:*Stabs Aeris*Muahahahaha!!!!!!!
Cloud:that isn't enough you *censored*
Sephiroth:It isn't?
Cloud:NO!*Stabs Sephiroth*Then proceds(sp) to killing the rest of the party.
Cid:What the ****????
Barret:Yo!CLoud where's the chick?
Cloud: Dead.
Barret:How...How could you!!!You killed her without inviting us??????
Cid:God *** you!!!!!!
Cloud:Sorry.I still have her body though!Let's go get Emerald Weapon to eat her!
Barret & Cid:GREAT!
And that's how Cloud and friends removed the need to kill Emerald Weapon;they became friends! :D
I'd probably die if I ate Aeris. Don't know where that bitch has been.
Death is contagous alright.
if you eat Aeris it doesn't make you a cannibal though. that's the plus side. Aeris isn't human, she's a cetra. damn aeris. the only way she could be useful is if she was on fire and ran to Ruby WEAPON, so Ruby could have a nice roasted cetra meal.
Or if she covered herself in moogles and pie, we'd make a better tasting moogle pie.
wtf? why would you want to waste a completely good moogle pie? aeris would contaminate it with her filthy cetra odor.
The fire and possibly a few more stabs with a Masamune would get rid of the odor.
Back on topic...
Wait, we've been sorta off topic for a while now.