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Okay this is a little out there, and you can tell I'm bored, but I'm challenging you all to come up with a decent Final Fantasy pick up line. No, I will never be stupid enough to use a pick up line in my life, I just want a laugh.
Random example:
"Get down with me, baby, and I'll make you have a Limit Break all night long..."
C'mon, you can do better than this! Ready.... and go! ;)
Irvine: Hmmm... perhaps it's fate?
Irvine: We're destined to be together!
Irvine: No one understands me... Sharpshooters are loners by nature... We hone our instincts, pour our whole being into a single bullet. The pressure of the moment... An instant of tension... That's what... I have to face alone... ...It's not easy. (sympathy route)
Cloud: My hair's not the only thing that's pointy right now!
And I thought I had see everything here...
I might as well join in!
Selphie: "I like your shoes, they're SHINY!"
Zidane - You wanna see something my tail can do?
Cid (FFVII): You, bitch! Lay your ass down on my bed and take your goddamn pants off! Or ain't I romantic enough for ya?
Quina:
I LIKE TONGUE
Images I DID NOT NEED! ROTFLMAOQuote:
Quina:
I LIKE TONGUE
Images you DO need!
Jecht: ya know they say alchohol puts the lead in the pencil, come ta bed with me baby and i'll show you a DIFFERENT KIND of Jecht Shot :D
How many people do you know that want to do it with Sin? Tidus can pull off the Jecht shot just fine anyway. But he seems more like the one who's pro-monogamous.
Ifrit (to Shiva): Wanna light my fire?
I can't believe I just posted that. :rolleyes2
"Nice t**s, wanna LVL?"
"There's a PT in my pants and all Mithra are invited!"
"Wanna camp my NM?"
"{Hume} {Meat} {Log} {Do you have it?} {I want to make money!}"
"Was your father a THF? Because he stole 2 magicite and put 'em in your eyes"
"Are those kupo pants? Becuase that kupo is out of this kupo!"
"I know my way around the cleft of dimension, want me to show you?"
"Wanna ride my chocobo?"
"Is that a gunblade in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"Well I can't summon Leviathan, but I CAN make a serpent appear and flood the general area."
"This is my friend Umaro, he wields a bone club"
"My orbs are hot with destiny..."
"Wanna see the REAL reason moogles have pom-poms?"
"Want a tour of the Mysidian Tower?"
"Dragoons have bigger polearms"
"I've got a full set of leather equips back at my Mog House"
"Wanna do the Taru dance with me?"
"Did it hurt? When you fell from the sky on a meteor?"
"Wow, that AF gear looks great on you! But I think it'd look even better on my bedroom floor!"
"Actually, that IS a gunblade in my pocket, but that doesn't mean I'm not happy to see you."
"Want me to show you how to junction?"
"{Galka} {rear} {fun}! {Do you need it?}"
And of course, my favorite...
"Heidegger? That's a lovely name! May I buy you a drink?"
Whatever
OMG Vyk U SOOOO HAWT!!!!!!
*suddenly goes into a coma*
XD Time for a piggy back ride!
Say, that's a nice materia combo under your shirt, any chance of me being able to summon them?
OMG! I am so crying in front of my monitor right now! :D :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Rengori
How long did it take you to come with all these? i just thought of one quick one really :DQuote:
Originally Posted by DJZen
Wasn't that long. These things just come to me.
Did somebody cast Firaga or is it just you?
lol i gotta say ur a natural, it tuk me a while to think of mine, but hey i gotta say i do like mine though :D
Squall:Come with me to Balamb Gardens and I'll show you what gunblades are REALLY used for!
omg these are really funny!, i cant think of any right now..
Wanna see my Squall? :joey:
("Friends" reference)
Hello sir, would you like to buy my flower? It's on sale for 1 gil.
"Hey, wanna touch my Nail Bat?"
(As a dragoon)
Me and my lance can take you all the way to heaven!
THE JACKEL
"You can play with my Buster Sword all night long!"
haha nice oneQuote:
Originally Posted by TurkSlayer
Reno: "My electro-mag rod isn't the only thing that's going to shock you."
Edea: "You see the big crown behind me? You wanna know what it is really for?"
wakka!! you wanna play with my blitzballs?
I love that one...Quote:
Originally Posted by DJZen
Sephy: "You know what they say about men and long swords?"
That they're compensating for something?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rengori
That's whatI thought after I posted it....SO I wonder what that means for Cloud...
Mithra:Meeeeeow.
ffx:why dont i use doublecast so there's twice as much magic
ffviii:if wish you were my gf (girl freind or gaurdian force) so i could junction with you
ffvi:lucky im wearing the white cape or your buety would have muted me by now
i think that one is really good!Quote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
THE JACKEL
Are you a Chocobo? Can I ride you anyway?
FFX:have you been attacked 6 times? cuz your bombs look bigger since i last saw them!
FFVI:i know 8 different types of sword techs!
FFVI:you look petrified, too bad none of the things i have are soft!!
FFIX Zidane: Oooh, so soft
FFIX Moogle: You bastard
i'd better go to the armour shop, because after you get to know me, were gonna need some protection
If Sephy's sword is compensation, imagine what that says about Rufus with the Sister Ray.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
Torren: These subligar give me a +50 in SEX!
will shell be enough protection for you?
u'll yell Holy all night long
ill give you the ultima experiance
:joker: