A proposition.

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08-20-2005, 12:44 AM
Dignified Pauper

A proposition.

I vote for a new swear filter to take effect.

Instead of changing the f-bomb to smurf, or making all the other swear words into Skulls, how about we do something better...

Let's make a filter that changes the swear word into a name of a member?

Such as..

F-bomb = BoB(ing) or whatever appropriate ending we need
Poo = Neel (of course, the real swear word)
etc. etc. etc.

That way, it gives our administration credit for being so awesome and keeps them recognized, and we still won't have nasty swearing all over the place.
08-20-2005, 12:45 AM
Hawkeye

Or like, "Goddamnit" could be Hawkeye!
08-20-2005, 12:53 AM
Dignified Pauper

Exactly.

Whore (because that is a pretty offensive word) will be Rubah.

It works out perfectly.
08-20-2005, 01:02 AM
Samuraid

Prediction: no
08-20-2005, 01:03 AM
Psychotic

I claim the letter e. Every time the letter e is used, it will be replaced by Psychotic.

I claim thPsychotic lPsychoticttPsychoticr Psychotic. PsychoticvPsychoticry timPsychotic thPsychotic lPsychoticttPsychoticr is usPsychoticd, it will bPsychotic replacPsychoticd by Psychotic.
08-20-2005, 01:04 AM
eestlinc

PsychoticPsychoticstlinc
08-20-2005, 01:05 AM
Psychotic

It'd be criminal if you didn't win the screen name tournament.
08-20-2005, 01:10 AM
Dignified Pauper

[20:09] foa> No. That's fine. I was just being a bitch

See, Phoa already picked her swear word.

Edit:

[20:12] Kyono> Kiss my eestlinc!

we've a new one.
08-20-2005, 01:17 AM
eestlinc

Want to guess how likely this is to be implemented?
08-20-2005, 01:18 AM
Yamaneko

Not smurfing likely, face.
08-20-2005, 01:19 AM
Dignified Pauper

it's still a fun idea.
08-20-2005, 01:32 AM
Del Murder

Likelihood: Torn ACL - Out for Season
08-20-2005, 02:07 AM
eestlinc

likelihood: hampton gets shelled and flopez hits for the cycle on my bench.
08-20-2005, 02:50 AM
Shlup

I can just see the weekly threads in here now. Everytime one dies, another newbie asks "how cum when i type head it sez BoBhead??//"
08-20-2005, 03:00 AM
Dignified Pauper

then the staff should make an announcement about the new filter. And put it in the FAQ not to ask about the filter and to accept it.
08-20-2005, 03:02 AM
Agent Proto

F-Bomb should be replaced with the J-Bomb....

TEAM AMERICA, JEFF YEAH!!!!!
08-20-2005, 03:06 AM
Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper

then the staff should make an announcement about the new filter. And put it in the FAQ not to ask about the filter and to accept it.

You obviously haven't paid much attention to the Feedback forum.
08-20-2005, 03:08 AM
Dignified Pauper

probably because i never have suggestions, you BoBing eestlinchole!

see how efficient it is :D
08-20-2005, 03:09 AM
Raistlin

smurf off.

So much more efficient. :D
08-20-2005, 03:12 AM
Dignified Pauper

but Bob off sounds funner
08-20-2005, 03:14 AM
Raistlin

Only if it's BooB off. Then it would be acceptable.
08-20-2005, 03:17 AM
Dignified Pauper

that can easily be arranged.
08-20-2005, 03:21 AM
kikimm

I could definitley go for BooB off. Definitley.......

...

:D
08-20-2005, 03:27 AM
Del Murder

I think smurf was one of the best things to happen to this board.
08-20-2005, 03:35 AM
Dignified Pauper

Change isn't bad. BooB off is WAY better than smurf off.

It's the same amount of letter.
It's the nickname of Loony_BoB
It's a great reference and everyone will love it.

If nothing else, change the filter to that and leave the rest as is.
08-20-2005, 03:37 AM
MecaKane

Probably not gonna happen! :O
08-20-2005, 03:53 AM
Raistlin

Let's ask the eestlinc 8-ball!
08-20-2005, 03:53 AM
Shlup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper

then the staff should make an announcement about the new filter. And put it in the FAQ not to ask about the filter and to accept it.

You obviously haven't paid much attention to the Feedback forum.

kekeke

st00pid n00bs
08-20-2005, 03:55 AM
Raistlin

wtf does teh attak buton do lol
08-20-2005, 03:56 AM
Shlup

That was the example I was thinking of too.
08-20-2005, 03:58 AM
Raistlin

Great minds-...

Oh man, I almost indirectly complimented and admitted to agreeing with Shlup. I must be going senile in the old age.

EDIT: oh, and hahahaha Joel. xD
08-20-2005, 04:01 AM
Shlup

Yeah, what the smurf was that about? Commie.
08-20-2005, 04:05 AM
Yamaneko

Why don't you love birds get a room?
08-20-2005, 04:06 AM
Raistlin

'cause we're waiting on you, snookums. :love:
08-20-2005, 04:22 AM
Dignified Pauper

Stop BooBing around. This is serious business, you eestlinchats.

Just think of songs..

I got 99 problems but a foa ain't one.
08-20-2005, 04:33 AM
Dixie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent Proto

F-Bomb should be replaced with the J-Bomb....

TEAM AMERICA, JEFF YEAH!!!!!

Best. Idea. EVER.
08-20-2005, 04:47 AM
Shlup

Why? Because it gives you an excuse to punch Prot in the nose?
08-20-2005, 04:56 AM
Dignified Pauper

That's besides the point, let's stay on topic about the filter I'm suggesting.

think of the implications and profound effects it could have on us here at EoFF! The long-term reach surely is worth the change.

Quote:

Originally Posted by some stupid noob

YOU STUPID BooBERS! LISTEN TO ME!

Think of how great that would look for all incoming noobs. Not only are we funny, but our filters are original, fresh, and one of a kind!
08-20-2005, 05:04 AM
Loony BoB

Raistlin, you can go to The Man.
08-20-2005, 05:36 AM
Meat Puppet

RACIST.

Wait, what was the proposition again? :confused:
08-20-2005, 05:45 AM
Shlup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loony BoB

Raistlin, you can go to The Man.

lmao k I approve of this idea now
08-20-2005, 05:47 AM
Dignified Pauper

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loony BoB

Raistlin, you can go to The Man.

BoB, you BooBing rock!!!

I'm glad someone is starting to understand my vision.
08-20-2005, 06:21 AM
Leeza

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loony BoB

Raistlin, you can go to The Man.

I was about to post "Never gonna happen."

...and then you post that. :)

Still. Never gonna happen. :)
08-20-2005, 07:17 AM
Loony BoB

Oh, it's never gonna happen, but I thought that was the answer that should be assumed by anyone the moment they post a thread in Feedback.
08-20-2005, 07:21 AM
-N-

And with that, we spam.
08-20-2005, 07:32 AM
eestlinc

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

Let's ask the eestlinc 8-ball!
08-20-2005, 07:34 AM
Buster Sword Strike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper

Exactly.

Whore (because that is a pretty offensive word) will be Rubah.

It works out perfectly.

Ouch!!
08-20-2005, 07:50 AM
Dignified Pauper

You obviously don't know Rube well... Regardless, I still love you all.
08-20-2005, 02:01 PM
Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loony BoB

Raistlin, you can go to The Man.

BooB you.
08-20-2005, 06:28 PM
Strider

*gasp* Knights of Columbus!

http://www.nrk.no/img/430189.jpeg

Please, children. Let's stay classy, Eyes on Final Fantasy.
08-20-2005, 07:03 PM
Dignified Pauper

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fresno

*gasp* Knights of Columbus!

http://www.nrk.no/img/430189.jpeg

Please, children. Let's stay classy, Eyes on Final Fantasy.

i think you wanted "Great Odin's raven!" because he says "Knights of Columbus, that hurt" after getting hit the final time by Veronica Corningstone.
08-20-2005, 07:09 PM
WildRaubtier

What the BooB is wrong with you people. I've dumped Neels better looking than this idea.
08-20-2005, 07:09 PM
The Man

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I claim the letter e. Every time the letter e is used, it will be replaced by Psychotic.

I claim thPsychotic lPsychoticttPsychoticr Psychotic. PsychoticvPsychoticry timPsychotic thPsychotic lPsychoticttPsychoticr is usPsychoticd, it will bPsychotic replacPsychoticd by Psychotic.

You missed one. :monster:
08-20-2005, 07:58 PM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Man

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I claim the letter e. Every time the letter e is used, it will be replaced by Psychotic.

I claim thPsychotic lPsychoticttPsychoticr Psychotic. PsychoticvPsychoticry timPsychotic thPsychotic lPsychoticttPsychoticr is usPsychoticd, it will bPsychotic replacPsychoticd by Psychotic.

You missed one. :monster:

I noticed that just after I posted it, but then I decided to wait and see who would be the first to point it out. I'd placed money on Raistlin...
08-20-2005, 08:15 PM
Raistlin

You actually thought I'd take the time to read all that?
08-20-2005, 08:17 PM
Psychotic

Who else would be sad enough? ...well, apart from The Man.
08-20-2005, 08:19 PM
Meat Puppet

I don't even know what a The Man or a Raistlin is!
08-20-2005, 08:20 PM
Psychotic

Ignorance is bliss.
08-20-2005, 08:21 PM
Raistlin

I don't think my name has yet been offered as a substitution for a swear word. But if it is, I call "hell." Unne once censored it solely because I used that word so much. xD
08-20-2005, 08:22 PM
Dignified Pauper

BoB already assigned The Man to The Man.

"Raistln you can go to The Man"
08-20-2005, 08:24 PM
Raistlin

Well BooB that, then.
08-20-2005, 08:54 PM
The Man

What a load of Raistlin.
08-20-2005, 09:03 PM
Dignified Pauper

Neel was already assigned to Neel, but he never said anything about it, so Raistlin can have it.
08-20-2005, 09:05 PM
The Man

edczxcvbnm should be a replacement for something. So should Unne.
08-21-2005, 06:55 AM
tan

Those Boobing ideas are so Rubahing tan.

Also very efficient. I say we put me in for "retard". not much of a swear word, and I'm not a mod or anything, but it'd sure be funny. :tongue:
08-21-2005, 07:06 AM
Madonna

I came to this thread, expecting someone to propose to their boy/girlfriend in a weird, geeky online proposal. You've dashed all my dreams, curse you all!

I think the idea is a horrible one.
08-23-2005, 07:10 PM
-N-

Apparently Bass = Fishman.
08-23-2005, 07:36 PM
eestlinc

yea, what the smurf is up with that?
fishman guitar!
08-23-2005, 07:53 PM
Cz

Trout would have been better.
08-23-2005, 09:00 PM
Cloud No.9

i still oppose the swear filter as it encourages swearing.
08-23-2005, 11:52 PM
Strider

Jebus Super Christ! Can't we get off of this Amano already?
08-23-2005, 11:55 PM
eestlinc

that's what I'm screaming, man.
08-24-2005, 12:00 AM
Strider

People will swear because that's how people are. You don't have to agree with it, but there are rules to enforce it, so can't we just leave things be?

If I may suggest something, though, all mentions of "meh" should be substituted by "xeh".
08-24-2005, 01:31 AM
-N-

meh xaster?
08-24-2005, 05:00 AM
Rengori

I liket he B A S S/F O R T E to Fishman idea. I say we keep it like that. It's funny and it screws up people's guitar posts. But I stand by my previous statement that Bass's fin head kills.
08-24-2005, 05:08 AM
Meat Puppet

It must be an inside joke.
08-24-2005, 08:21 AM
Dignified Pauper

and a stupid one at that.
08-25-2005, 05:50 PM
Laugh at face of Danger

smurf will live strong in our hearts!

<('-')> ~optimistic~
08-25-2005, 05:55 PM
Primus Inter Pares

What the BooB...

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