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damn you, virus!! prepare to get drunk!!!!
so, i figured that if heavy drinking can bring a human down the virus have no chances! think of it. humans are gazillions times bigger than viruses and alcohol has no problems bringing us down so imagine how much a virus will suffer in a pool of alcohol infested bloodstream. if heavy drinking don't kill them i'll make sure taht they suffer as much as they make me suffer. so, virus, prepare to get rum-nizided.
any other ideas?
Um, but viruses aren't alive. :o They're like, protein coated zombie parasite germs.
But alcohol can break up a virus's structure.
That's why we conduct a test.
Viruses aren't alive. Bacteria is. So you would be only self harming yourself
yea, but i always feel better the second day after drinking with the flu. I think it honestly helps. Because a virus usually breaks up in extra harsh enviroments.
im gonna have so much fun testing this. payback time, biatch!! your going to freaking "die"!!!
I can cure cancer.
i can cure AIDs. What's your point?
:sing:
I have my own pet parasite.
I get to pet and name her
We feed off of each other
We can share our endorphins...
I gave this girl in the street tape worms because she was fat.
This is more symbiotic than parasytic.Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
NOT ONE. :tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
Usually just Tylenol does the trick for me. Have fun, though. :D
That's neat, man. What kind of beer/whiskey/liquor will you be using for this experiement?
:D That's good, I don't have one either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
Drink plenty of water, sleep, and masturbate. If somebody helps do them all at once.
i think i'll go with one of my three favorite drinks:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Graves
1. rum and cola with a touch of lemon
2. original martini or
3. long island iced tea
that sounds like a good advise. i think i'll try it for the next flu.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Holmes
I'd be too naseous to drink. Yick.
Out of those three, the Gin Martini wins.
A pint of aeroplane fuel works best. Hey, no pain, no gain.
rum and coke with lemon. Just because, if one can of coke can get blood off of cement and dissolve an average sized steak in 3 days... combined with alcohol, it must do WONDERS.
i bet it does but fuel is so expensive nowdays.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
It'd take a ridiculously fatal dose of pure alcohol to "cure" yourself by sterilising all the viruses.
Also, since your system is already weakened by the virus, you'll just get really wasted, really fast.
(I say viruses are alive. They "only" be protein and RNA, but that's alive enough for me).
Drink some beer to. Really cheap watery american beer if you can't afford good stuff like Labatt Blue.
Don't get drunk. That's the worst smurfing idea you can do when you're sick. Or when you're well. Whatever, it's your body. RIP.
you definitely run the risk of dehydration if you drink while sick.
Also, Labatt Blue is not good beer.
tehn i'll make them suffer!! :evilking:Quote:
Originally Posted by Big D
I'm pretty sure that alcohol lowers your immune responce which is essential for defeating a virus. You see only antibodies can kill viruses (well there are some antiviral drugs are available but they are not widely available and under strict control due to the complete cock up the medicine made with antibacterials).
well, i was feeling waaaay more better during the night so i settled for a movie instead. i'll try my experiment some other time, i guess.
:beer:Have fun.:beer:
Try Isopropyl Alcohol. That may be choice D. and the write in choices are always the best.
Bleach kills everything. It kills your white blood cells too, though :(
Rumple mints for congestion;
Tequilla for pain.
Beer for your problems;
Vodka to stay sane.
Wine for suggestion;
brandy for teething.
Jagger fo hoodlums,
Wiskey for seething.
It works...
CHEERS!
Bipper
You should scream really loud and the virus will run away.
Get infected with another virus so they can wage biochemical war.
listen to the docter rady