This has been bugging me a while but why give your kids stupid names. "Oh hey, I like apples".. from this point on, my first child shall be called APPLE! Genius..
Printable View
This has been bugging me a while but why give your kids stupid names. "Oh hey, I like apples".. from this point on, my first child shall be called APPLE! Genius..
your name could be Bufanda Rashanda Bonanda Jones or something
Yeah, you should always hide stupid names as middle ones!
Rachel Rinoa. . . xD
Well, it's better than Odioscience, or Phinnaeus, or Tellulabelle, or however the hell you spell it. Anyone named Apple should be grateful.
Phinneas is an awesome name. The poor lady just spelt it wrong.
I think parents nowadays put a bunch of slips of paper with numerous names on them, and draw out at random from a raffle ball.
At least that's what it seems like they're doing, what with all these idiotic made up names.
Its better than having a number for a name.
"Hey 226 quit kicking your sister 773! And why are you not playing with 548? He's had his head lice removed....."
It would just be wrong. But at least with stupid names theres less likely another person with the same name.
Very funny Slade n.n
Better than the name Ponyboy or Sodapop...Sodapop...Ponyboy, what the hell kind of a name is Ponyboy? Or Soda or Seven? Or Blueberry...I dont like stupid names, I like...'unique' names. I like the names Storm and Amriel...
Someone told me to name my daughter Aeris Remedy Shine
Please don't listen to them. Aeris is a nice name though n.n Remedy reminds me of a Seether song and Shine...please...no...Just...no...for the sake of that child, no.
I think Aeris IS a kool name. I have A friend named Kai, yeah, simple enuff, BUT his middle name is Holden-Kin-Trace-Jon-Max-Levi. Then his last name. While i get the totaly original middle name of "Lee".........
Ponyboy! Ponyboy is the coolest drunkedly thought up name ever. The Outsiders rocks. xD Sodapop is cool too. Two-Bit rawks too, but it's not his original name.
I'm afraid I'm the type who'd never give their kid a plain name or a common name like Alice, because I hate having such an incredibly common name (Jessica) though it's one of the nicer common names.
So if I had a girl, I'd love to name her something like Fiona or Lilly or something that's pretty and uncommon, but not weird and not, god forbid, a double name. Like Mary-Kate or Mary-Alice. :)
my first girls going to be called betty
<3 what a cute name!!!
There was a tribe of injuns in the jungle. The custom was to call your son/daughter by the first thing you see. One man was telling his son about this. He said "We name our spawn by the first thing we see when you are born. That is why you are called Eagle, and your mother is called Inside Thigh." The son replied, "Why is this, Two Dogs smurfing?"
TEH YES I LEIKS THE SODAPOP!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Umm
I think I would name my kid tristen if it was a boy. If It was a girl umm...
something cool sounding, like Nikko. xD
Hugo H. Buffalo the third!
Dont know if its true ,but the was a story going about that a lady named her new born daughter placenta; because when the Doctors mentioned it she thought it sounded pretty. That would be horrible. Also if a parent picks a first name that makes a "funny" phrase when put with the last its terrible as well. I like slightly normal only slightly over used names like Terra or Austin
The greatest name for a child has to be "Oi". It works on so many levels.
"Oi, do your homework!"
"Oi, don't speak to your mother that way!"
"Oi, your dinners ready!"
"Oiiiii....happy birthday!"
Y'should name your kid 31337 h4x0r.
Imagine if you spelt the kid's name in 1337 on the birth certificate?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jebus
Baby's Name: 4|\||)Y (I dunno the 1337 for Y xD)
yeah naming kids with bad names suck i mean who names their kid Clement???? eh???
You're not allowed to use digits or profanity on your childs name in America. Except maybe in California.
I know a couple that named their kids Zola and Zamien.
Sunshine Meadow Flower.
Damn crazy people.
I plan on naming my children all the same thing. Dwayne.
Regardless of gender.
My fiance is set on calling any male child Rasputin. I sure hope there won't be any male descendants.
My name's Carmelita, so it's not too common or anything around where I live unless among...hispanics? Yeah. My boyfriend wants to name our son Storm, which I like. I would like to name a son Storm, Brendan or Seymour, and a girl Amriel, Jaecee or Morrigan. I love those names.
Mandy! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Miriamel
Seymour?
LOL
XD
Yeah, he's going to be an evil m-n-f-er or an underpayed principle at Springfield Elementary
How about MITCH?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT AN AWESOEM NAME
how about Anorak? what a cool name :greenie:
Mitch? Reminds me of Baywatch...
For girl names, I'm probably going with "Thalassa" and "Terra". For guy names, I'll.... uh.... ask their mother. Yeah, that's it.
XD
I like the name Terra. It's so cool n.n
i have a long list of names i like, such as Sukie, Tetsya, Zhana, Xiphos, Kieori, Squizzy, Mex, Yukmi, Kitashi, Kizzy, Izabet and Gryffen. I also like the name Kimba, but then i made friends wit sum1 of that name, so i dont wanna use it ne more cause ppl willt hink im naming it after her, not the white lion.
just name your kid either sephiroth or d***head, then laf at them later on in life
My brotehr is plaing on naming his kid the title of the 1st magazine he finds in the hospital, just think:
wife:What ever shall we name her/him?
my brother: Well, ive always liked *flicks threw magazines" Good medicince! Or maybe Womans Day, but if your eally wanna outrageous name, i think we should go with young parent.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tai-Ti
lololol im kinda hoping he finds some wierd fetish porn mag
wife:What ever shall we name her/him?
her brother: Well, ive always liked *flicks threw magazines" hardcore anal, or what about chains and leather ?
but i doubt they have hardcore porn in a meternity ward, and im a she, so the correct term would be "her brother" thank you very much :D
whhoops , sorry about that, yeh i doubt they would, would be funny, cud you imagine the teacher reading out the register in school (im sure you americans call it a roll call or summit )
teacher: "john?"
"here!"
teacher:"amy?"
"here!"
teacher:"hardcore monkey porn?"
"here!"
:D yeah, we call is roll call in Aust.
Me likeys Eden Maria for a girl!!! :D :D :D & something with the middle name "Danger" for a boy.....:cool:
danger? Much better middle name that "Bathrobe" like i was gunna had :(
OMG, have you been watching Kimba the White Lion?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tai-Ti
i mentioned that at the end of the post. Ive never seen the show b4, but thats where i got the name, but one of my best friends is named Kimba, so i cant use it ne more.
I love it n.n It's so cute and Kimba is adorable. I'm sorry, I didn't read the entire thing, hehehe x_x;. Anyways, back to names, Amriel, as I said...or maybe...I like Jenniphyr, spelled like that, but then again ><